Wallbanger (12 page)

“Good to know, good to know. Did you know Ryan sold some kind of amazing computer program to Hewlett Packard when he was just twenty-three? And that he put all the money in the bank, quit his job, and spent two years teaching English to kids in Thailand?” Sophia provided next.

“That’s very good to know as well. Did you know that Simon doesn’t consider his lady friends a ‘harem,’ and Jillian at one point actually told
him
about
me
as a potential girl he should be dating?”

We all hmm-ed and chewed. Then began Round Two.

“Did you know that Neil loves to windsurf? And he has tickets to the symphony benefit next week? When he found out I was already going with you, Sophia, he suggested we double.”

“Mmm, that sounds fun. I was thinking of asking Ryan. Who, by the way, also loves to windsurf. They all do—they surf in the bay whenever they can. And I can also report that he now runs a charity that puts computers and educational materials into inner city schools all over California. It’s called—” Sophia began.

“No Child Left Offline?” Mimi quickly finished.

Sophia nodded.

“I love that charity! I give to that organization every year. And Ryan is the one who runs it? Wow…small world,” Mimi mused as she began to cut her eggs.

Quiet descended while we chewed again, and I tried to come up with something else to say about Simon that didn’t have anything to do with him kissing me, me kissing him, or him being aware of my nocturnal verbal emissions.

“Um, Simon has Too Short on his iPod,” I mumbled, which was met with hmms, but I knew my dish wasn’t as good.

“Music is important. Who was that guy you were dating who had his own album out?” Mimi asked.

“No, no. He didn’t have an album out. He was trying to sell his own CDs out of the back of his car. Not the same thing.” I laughed.

“You dated another singer too—Coffee House Joe, remember him?” Sophia snorted into her breakfast.

“Yes, he was about fifteen years too late for the flannel, but he got an A for angst. And was more than decent in bed.” I sighed, thinking back.

“When is this self-imposed dating hiatus going to be over?” Mimi asked.

“Not sure. I kinda like not dating anyone.”

“Please, who are you kidding?” Sophia snorted again.

“You need a tissue over there, Miss Piggy? Seriously, there have been too many Coffee House Joes and Machine Gun Corys. I’m not interested in just dating any more. It’s too much of a merry go round. I’m not investing any more time and effort until I know it’s going somewhere. And besides, O’s off in no-man’s land. I might as well join her,” I added, trying some coffee again and avoiding their eyes.

They had their Os, and now they had new boys. I didn’t expect anyone to join me on my dating sabbatical. But now their faces just looked so sad. I needed to turn this back to them.

“So last night was good for you guys, huh? Any kisses at the door? Any spit swapping?” I asked, smiling cheerfully.

“Yes! I mean, Neil kissed me.” Mimi sighed.

“Oooh, I bet he’s a good kisser. Did he wrap you up tight and run his hands up and down your back? He has great hands. Did you notice his hands? Damn fine hands,” Sophia rambled, face in her pancake stack. Mimi and I exchanged a glance and waited for her to come up for air. When she saw us staring, she blushed a little.

“What? I noticed his hands? They’re huge. How could you not?” she stammered and crammed her mouth full so we would move on.

I giggled and turned my attention back to Mimi. “So, did Mr. Great Hands use his great hands?”

It was Mimi’s turn to blush. “Actually, he was very sweet. Just a little peck on the lips and a nice hug at my door,” she answered with a giant smile.

“And you, Miss Thing? Was the computer genius charitable with his goodnight kiss?” I giggled.

“Um…yes, he was. He gave me a great goodnight kiss,” she replied, licking syrup off the back of her hand. She didn’t seem to notice the way Mimi’s eyes burned a little when she mentioned the goodnight she’d received, but I did.

“So, you escaped last night unscathed, I take it?” Mimi asked me, sipping her coffee. I was still nursing the sore tongue, so I chose to stick with juice.

“I did. We came to a truce and will try to be more neighborly.”

“What exactly does that mean?” she asked.

“That means he’ll try to curtail his activities to earlier in the evening, and I’ll try to be more understanding about his sex life, as lively as it is,” I answered, digging into my purse for some money.

“One week,” Sophia muttered.

“Come again?”

“You wish. One week. That’s how long I give this truce. You can’t keep your opinions to yourself, and he can’t keep that Giggler quiet. One week,” she said again as Mimi smiled away.

Huh, we’ll see…

Monday morning, bright and early, Jillian came waltzing in to my office.

“Knock knock,” she called. She was the picture of casual chic: hair swept back into a loose bun, little black dress on her little tan body, legs that went on for miles ending in red pumps. Pumps that would probably constitute almost a week’s pay for me. She was my mentor in every way, and I made a mental note to make sure I someday obtained the quiet confidence she carried with her.

She smiled when she saw the new flowers in the vase on my desk. This week I’d chosen orange tulips, three dozen.

“Morning! Did you see that the Nicholsons have added a home theater? I knew they’d come around.” I smiled as I sat back in my chair. Jillian settled herself in the chair across from me and just smiled back.

“Oh, and Mimi is coming over for dinner tonight. We’re hoping to finalize the plans for the new closet system she’s designing. She wants to add carpet now.” I shook my head and sipped coffee from the mug on my desk. My tongue had almost healed.

Jillian just continued to smile. I began to wonder if I had a Cheerio stuck to my face. “Did I tell you I got the glass company in Murano to give me a deal on the pieces I ordered for the bathroom chandelier?” I forged ahead. “It’s going to be beautiful. I think we’ll definitely want to use them again.” I added, smiling hopefully.

She finally sighed and leaned forward with a cat-that-ate-the-canary-and-went-back-for-the-feathers-to-play-with grin.

“Jillian, did you have dental work done this morning? Are you trying to show me your new dentures?” I asked, and she finally flinched.

“As if I would ever need dentures, pffft. No, I’m waiting for you to tell me about your neighbor, Mr. Parker. Or should I say Simon Wallbanger?” She laughed, finally sitting back in her chair and giving me a look that said I would not be allowed to leave my office until I told her everything she wanted to know.

“Hmm, Wallbanger. Where to start? First of all, you can’t tell me you didn’t know he lived next door. How the hell could you have lived there as long as you did and
not
know he was the one thumping away every night?” I inquired, looking back at her with my best detective sneer.

“Hey, you know I hardly ever stayed there, especially the last few years. I knew he was in that neighborhood, but I had no idea it was next door to the apartment I was subletting! When I see him, it’s always with Benjamin, and we usually go out for drinks or we have him over to our place. Regardless, it’s the beginnings of a great story, don’t you think?” she tempted, grinning again.

“Oh, you and your matchmaking. Simon said you’d mentioned me to him before. You are so busted.”

She held up her hands in front of her. “Wait, wait, wait, I had no idea he was so, well, active. I never would have suggested you if I’d known he had so many girlfriends. Benjamin must have known…but it’s a guy thing, I guess,” she replied.

I was the one to lean forward now. “So tell me, how does he know Benjamin?”

“Well, Simon isn’t originally from California. He grew up in Philadelphia and only moved out here when he went to Stanford. Benjamin has known him most of his life—he was really close to his dad. He’s kind of watched out for Simon—favorite uncle, big brother, surrogate father, that kind of thing,” she said, her face growing soft.

“
Was
really close to his dad? Did they have a falling out or something?” I asked.

“Oh, no, no, Benjamin was always great friends with Simon’s dad. He was the one who mentored him early in his career. He was very close with the entire family,” she said, her eyes growing sad.

“But now?” I pressed.

“Simon’s parents were killed when he was a senior in high school,” she said quietly.

My hand flew to my mouth. “Oh no,” I whispered, my heart full of sympathy for someone I barely knew.

“Car accident. Benjamin says they went really quickly, almost instantly,” she replied.

We were quiet for a moment, lost in our own thoughts. I couldn’t even process what that must have been like for him.

“So after the funeral, he stayed in Philadelphia for a while, and he and Simon began to talk about him going to school at Stanford,” she continued after a moment.

I smiled at the image of Benjamin doing everything he could to help.

“I can imagine it was probably a good idea for him to get away from everything,” I said, wondering how I would deal with something like that.

“Mm-hmm. I think Simon saw the chance, and he took it. And knowing that Benjamin was close by if he needed anything? I think that made it easier,” she added.

“When did
you
meet Simon?” I asked.

“His senior year of college. He’d spent some time in Spain the summer before, and when he came home that August he came into the city to have dinner with us. Benjamin and I had been dating for a while by then, so he knew
of
me, but hadn’t actually met me,” she said.

Wow, Simon does Spain. Those poor flamenco dancers—they never stood a chance.

“We met for dinner, and he charmed the waitress by ordering in Spanish. Then he told Benjamin that if he was ever stupid enough to leave me that he would be quite happy to—now what was it he said?—ah, yes, he would be quite happy to warm my bed.” She giggled, her face growing pink.

I rolled my eyes. This matched what I knew of him already. Although, as brash as my girls and I were when flirting with Benjamin, it was the pot calling the kettle forward.

“And that’s how I met Simon,” she finished, her eyes far away. “He really is pretty great, Caroline, all banging aside.”

“Yes, banging aside,” I mused, running my fingertips back and forth across the tops of the flowers.

“I hope you get to know him a little better,” she said with a grin, matchmaker once again.

“Settle down there. We’ve called a truce, but that’s all.” I laughed, shaking my finger at her.

She got up and started for the door. “You’re very sassy for someone who’s supposed to be working for me,” she said, trying to look severe.

“Well, I’d get a lot more work done if you’d let me get back to it and stop with your nonsense!” I said, looking severely back at her.

She laughed and looked out to reception.

“Hey, Maggie! When did I lose control of this office?” she called.

“You never actually had it, Jillian!” Maggie yelled back.

“Oh, go make coffee or something! And you,” she said, turning to me and pointing. “Design something brilliant for the Nicholsons’ basement.”

“Again, all things I could’ve been doing while you were yakking away in here…” I murmured, tapping my pencil on my watch.

She sighed. “Seriously, Caroline, he’s really sweet. I think you two could be great friends,” she said, leaning in the doorway.

What’s with everyone leaning in doorways lately?

“Well, I can always use another friend, now, can’t I?” I waved as she disappeared.

Friends. Friends who called a truce.