Water Balloon
Authors: Audrey Vernick
 
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Nasty Princesses That Knock Down Stuff
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Something Good Will Grow in Its Place
Clarion Books
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New York, New York 10003
Copyright © 2011 by Audrey Vernick
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The text was set in Horely OS MT.
Book design by Christine Kettner
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Vernick, Audrey.
Water balloon / by Audrey Vernick.
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Summary: With her best friends pulling away from her, her newly separated parents
deciding she should spend the summer at her father's new home, and a babysitting
job she does not want, Marley's life is already as precarious as an
overfull water balloon when a cute boy enters the picture.
ISBN 978-0-547-59554-2
[1. Fathers and daughtersâFiction. 2. BabysittingâFiction. 3. Best friendsâFiction.
4. FriendshipâFiction. 5. DogsâFiction. 6. DivorceâFiction.] I. Title.
PZ7.V5973Wat 2011
[Fic]âdc22Â 2011009847
Manufactured in the United States of America
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Brightly Colored HappinessFor my best friends,
Ellen Gidaro and Beth Arnold,
who happen, by the best good fortune,
to also be my sisters
The blitzing began five years ago, in second grade, on one of those amazing spring days that remind you how hot summer can be. I was sitting outside, waiting for my best friends to come over. I knew we'd spend the day outsideâthe weather was the kind of gorgeous that makes you feel stupid if you spend a minute indoors.
I have no idea why I had a bag of balloons in the garage, but I did. Before Leah and Jane arrived, I blew up a ton with the hose and filled this big planter behind my dad's grill with water balloons.
Whenever we hung out, we played Monopoly. We were inventing our own rules, our own way to play. Whoever bought Park Place had to get drinks for all players. If you landed on Marvin Gardens, the other players had to quickly come up with a new hairstyle for you. That kind of thing. These days, there's an action associated with every space. (Except Baltic. If you land on Baltic, you can just relax.) But on that day, we were still making it up.
So there we were, playing our evolving version of Monopoly on the wooden picnic table in the backyard. Leah was leaning back to get some sun on her face. Jane was focused on the game, like me. She had a pad next to her, keeping track of the random action we applied to each space.
I landed on B&O Railroad, which, according to our rules, meant I had to go get pretzels for them. Instead, I went to the planter.
Was there a minute, a pause, before I started throwing the balloons? A second when I realized that something way beyond awesome was about to take place? I wish I could remember.
What I do remember is the identical look on their faces. I managed to hit Jane and Leah within seconds of each other, and it was as if they had no idea what had happened. Did the sky just fall? Did a bird crap on them? Did their heads explode? How could they suddenly be wet, sitting outside on a hot spring day? Almost before it was humanly possible, they were right there beside me, pulling balloons out and attacking me right back. There was water everywhere, wet everything, balloons flying, breaking apart, arms throwing and trying to deflect, voices squealing, screaming, laughing. We were running, trying to get away, running back, getting more balloons from the planter. It was wet and brightly colored happiness of the splatted, splattered water balloon variety.
Rig raced out barking, running circles around us. My parents ran out of the house too; all the noise must have set off their Parent Alerts. Mom and Dad took it all in: how wet we were, how hard we were laughing, the red and yellow and blue and purple balloon splats everywhere. Instead of yelling at us to clean it all up, or did we realize we had nearly drenched a perfectly good Monopoly game, or even
What the hell is going on out here?,
my mom found one balloon that had landed unbroken and smashed it directly on my dad's head.
She looked so happy! Almost proud, in a goofy way. Dad had that look of wonder he always gotâas if he couldn't believe how great she was. Or how lucky he was. A look I haven't seen in so long.
First Water Balloon Blitz. Quite possibly the best water balloon fight in the history of mankind.
***
The next year, Jane ambushed Leah and me at the park. She had her brother and father help her hide a stash in this big bin behind the playground, and she just totally blindsided us with a water balloon attack of pure excellence.
What impressed me most was not the total shock factor, or the way Jane made an annual tradition out of what we all had thought of as the greatest ever onetime event. I just loved the
Jane way
she went about it. It was so well planned. I mean, she brought the full water balloons to the park in a bucket half filled with water so they wouldn't break. Seriouslyâthat was taking it to a whole other level.
Over the years, rules evolved. We came up with a points system.
The Water Balloon Blitz can only be after school ends, and there can be only one blitz per year. Points are given in the following categories:
Number of witnesses to water balloon blitzing.
Number of days since last day of schoolâin other words, the longer you wait, the more points you get. Of course, there's also a greater the chance of someone else bombing you first.
Bonus points for courageâit's a lot easier to launch a surprise balloon attack on your best friends when it's just the three of you in a backyard than it is in a public place or when your friend's parents might kill you.
Which is why Leah is reigning champion. Her attack at Jane's sister's birthday party two years ago was a thing of great beauty. And utter surprise. Leah wasn't exactly a follower, but she sure wasn't a leader. She mostly went along with what Jane and I did. So for her to come up with this blitz, this most incredibly courageous blitz, well, Jane and I were nearly speechless for days. And Leah was never the same herself.
All these older neighbors were there, not to mention Jane's mega-uptight mother and grandmother, but Leah went all out, bombing Jane and me. Most of the other guests, too. Jane and I kneeled down before her at the end of that party. Literally.
The weird thing is that last summer, there was no blitz. All through August, I was sure I'd score with a ton of points by waiting so long, but the days slipped by, and Jane and Leah were so busy all the time. I never blitzed them. They never blitzed me. Then seventh grade started. And life went on.
Well, life didn't exactly go on. My life got a little stopped for a while. Or it felt like it did, when Dad moved out.
As we take the last turn to my dad's new place, the car's headlights swoop up a sloping lawn. Caught for an instant, shining in that light, is a patch of ghostly dandelions, puffy silver heads aglow, like phantom flowers.
"Hunh!" Mom says. I know what she means. My dad is some kind of weed freak. When we all lived together back home, the minute a weed even thought about starting to grow, Dad would be there in his grungy gardening clothes with a shovel and this complicated tool he built to make sure he gets all the roots when he digs it out. I'm thinking that maybe we're at the wrong place, but Mom pulls right into the driveway and gets out of the car. "Come on, Marley," she says. I check my pocket for my phoneâthe only way I could feel more stranded this summer would be if my mother drove off with my phone. Okay. Got it. We each take a bag from the trunk.
"Let's go, Rig," I say into the back seat, and he scrambles up to all fours. God, I love my dog. If a movie director said, "Quick! Get me a black shaggy mutt!," a dog that looked just like Rig would come trotting into the studio.
He looks out the window, then looks at me, wondering.
I'm wondering too.
***
Inside, Mom and Dad stand half a room apart, being all polite to each other. I can't help it. I still hope that Mom will laugh until she makes that high-pitched noise that sounds like a held-in sneeze and then put up her hand, begging him to stop whatever he's saying. Or that Dad will look at her with half a smile while almost shaking his head, the look that means he loves her.
But Dad's just pointing his index finger toward another room. "Can I get you a drink?" he asks.
"Oh, no, no," Mom says, like she's talking to someone she hardly knows.
They've been living apart for four months now. I've seen my dad almost every Sunday and at least one school night every week. But not since he got settled in this new place last week. Everything keeps changingâmy family, where my dad lives, where I sleep. I want to squeeze the brakes tight and screech to a stop.
"Really, I should get going," Mom says. "I want to hit the road early." Not long after Dad moved out, Mom discovered Facebook. Every day she was talking about reconnecting with some long-lost friend from elementary school or high school or camp. (Who knew she went to camp?) And now she's taking her very own Facebook road trip, visiting with all these people she hasn't seen in decades. Then she's going to help my grandmother while she recovers from some kind of surgery on her hip.
She goes over some lists and phone numbers with him and all of a sudden I'm thinking,
Oh, no. No. I don't think so! Mom! You can't leave me here.
Dad is funny and smart and he loves me a lot. But he's more like some kind of Marley spectator than any kind of parenting parent. He's like a devoted fan. Mom knows how my life works. As she starts to gather her stuff together, I feel like screaming.
I can't live here with him!
This has been planned for so long now that it seems to have a forward-moving motion all its own. I'm to stay with Dad for all of July and most of August too. I'll have a couple of weeks with Mom before I go back to school.
She hugs me tight and I squeeze my eyes shut to keep the tears from spilling out. I've never been great at goodbyes. I was the one, Mom always says, hugging her leg tight each morning, keeping her from walking out the heavy wooden door of Little Ones Nursery School. She's the director of a preschool herself and she says there's always one kid who clings. That was me. I still remember how much it hurt to be apart from my mother back thenâlike a big raw hole inside me. I guess not that much has changed; I want to wrap myself around her leg right now.
Mom pats Rig's head and says she'll talk to me in a couple of days. Right. The phone. Okay. We'll talk.
***
Rig hasn't seen Dad in a while, but they're right back to itâthe total boy way they play together, all physical and slappy. Dad pretends to hit the side of Rig's mouth; Rig makes his chimpanzee noise. Before long, they're rolling around on the floor together, and it's all just so very, very boyish.
With me, Rig's a cuddler. He's big, but he still sits in my lap when I sit on the floor. He backs into me, then slowly lowers his rear until he's sitting. He usually looks over his shoulder, as though making sure I see and appreciate his efforts.
Rig's real name is Gehrig, which was Dad's idea. I think Dad wanted a son, and I think he wanted to name
him
Gehrig.
I'm not any kind of baseball genius, but you can't be my dad's daughter without knowing that Lou Gehrig was a Yankee. A great Yankeeâkind, talented, and humble. Even though he died before my dad was born, and even though he wasn't the team's biggest star, he's still Dad's favorite. He says that Lou Gehrig was one of the most gifted players ever but other great players, like Babe Ruth, always overshadowed him. With friends like Leah and Jane, I think I have a pretty good idea how Lou must have felt.
I start to think about how Rig and Dad and I are going to be spending all this time together, this big mess of time, when Dad's not out doing the gardening jobs he took on for the summer. It's the first time he's ever worked in the summer. When I picture Dad working, I see him in his teacher clothes, erasing equations and then with a sponge cleaning the entire blackboard, including every bit of chalk dust on the metal chalk rail. (I'm pretty sure he's the only teacher in his school to still use a blackboard.)