Authors: Dennis Larsen
the only one dressed so modestly
appearing on stage tonight. He welcomed
the crowd who responded with hoots and
hollers, except for the timid Blanche, who
clapped in her own unassuming way.
Rufus, on the other hand, was making
enough noise for both of them. The MC
explained the rules of the competition and
introduced the three judges seated at a
long table in front of the stage, a pitcher of
water and glasses with ice, before each
judge, as well as pads and pens. The
women’s portion of the evening would
start, beginning with the mandatory
portion of the event. Blanche understood,
based on the explanation, that contestants
must present themselves on stage and
perform a set series of poses to display
their overall fitness and physique. Scores
would be tabulated and recorded, and then
the second half of the competition would
begin. It was deemed ‘freestyle’ and was
set to music. The bodybuilders were
allowed 90 seconds to wow the crowd
with whatever moves and poses they saw
fit. Again, this would be scored and the
highest overall tally would be reigned Ms.
Muscle or Mr. Muscle, respectively.
Blanche had no idea what to
expect, she’d never seen such a
competition either on television or live.
There were seven men and seven women
vying for the titles. The original field of
applicants had been over a hundred but the
judges had looked at photos and past
performances to determine who would
compete in the final seven. The women
were introduced one by one as they
walked onto the stage, each wore a small
cover up that they dropped to the floor
when they reached their marker on the
stage floor and their name was announced.
The male portion of the audience greeted
the dropping of the shroud with exuberant
applause and catcalls. The women were a
bit too mannish for Blanche’s taste but
they were in phenomenal shape, each
muscle
group
well
defined
and
shimmering in the lights as the oil
reflected the multi directional beams.
There were four black ladies, two
Caucasian and a Filipino; the heaviest of
the group was 195 lbs of rock solid
muscle. As far as the toned, but less than
muscular Delaney could tell, most of the
women appeared to have breast implants,
some more natural looking than the others.
The smallest of the group was the
Southeast Asian, she stood 5’ 4” and
weighed only 150 lbs, but she was very
well proportioned and perhaps even had
natural breasts, at least what was left of
them. Apparently, Blanche gathered,
bodybuilding
was
not
for
women
interested in keeping a full, natural
bustline. She noted that the women were
all quite dark except for their faces. It was
obvious that they were tanning from the
neck down but avoiding their faces, even
the black contestants. She filed away in
her memory a question for Jasper
regarding this observation.
The contest began with the larger
of the Caucasian women, and before she
was allowed to start, the judge reminded
the audience to be respectful of the ladies
and keep the sexual epitaphs to a
minimum. Concentration was needed and
the contestants had worked hard to get to
this stage of the competition. That said, the
first ran through her routine, demonstrating
the various mandatory poses, exited the
stage to the rampant applause of many in
the audience.
“Must have a lot of family here,”
Blanche thought, looking over her
shoulder at the people clapping in wild
abandons.
This repeated itself six more times
until the compulsory portion of the
competition was over. Blanche favored
the smaller woman but each could hold the
title as far as she could tell. Amazing what
one can do with their body, a barbell,
hours of spare time and hard work in a
gym, Blanche concluded, and determined
to make sure she allowed time for a run in
the morning.
The men’s portion began a few
moments later, giving the women a chance
to change and prepare for the freestyle
portion of the program. The men, one by
one, entered the stage sans cover up, each
taking up a spot on the platform and did a
couple of quick poses to the delight and
thunderous applause of the audience.
Jasper was number four in the lineup and
Blanche had to admit he looked good,
very good, all shiny and pumped up. He
gave her a quick wink when he’d
concluded his introduction; she applauded
and waved in return.
Rufus was much more excited than
Blanche, he stood and stomped his foot on
the ground and chanted, “Whoot, Whoot
Jasper - Whoot, Whoot Jasper!” Bringing
even more applause from the revved up
audience.
Much like the women’s portion
had been, the men each had their time on
stage to display their physiques and their
ability to present a set routine of poses.
Each contestant was very muscular. Jasper
was the tallest of the bunch, but not the
thickest. One fellow had extremely broad
shoulders, giving the illusion that he was
as big around through the chest and arms
as he was tall. The smallest of the group
again appeared to be of Asian descent,
was well proportioned but perhaps not as
defined as the rest of the field. Blanche,
oddly enough, felt more comfortable
watching the men’s portion of the
competition than the women’s, but she
found herself enjoying both. At the
conclusion of the men’s compulsory, the
women started into the freestyle.
“This looks like it should be fun,”
she leaned over and said to Rufus, who
had his eyes glued on the stage in
anticipation of the first female competitor.
“Oh, yeah, dis is gonna be good,
ah ight, rea good!” he indicated, without
taking his eyes from the stage.
The first woman waltzed onto the
stage, a different suit barely covering her
unmentionables, and a popular tune with
lots of percussion began thumping out a
beat. She moved, flexed, pirouetted and
shook her ‘things’ like nobody's business.
Blanche found herself looking around,
expecting the police department to raid the
place, but none did and the audience
members, women and men alike, got into
the groove with the young woman and
cheered her on until the final note played.
Again, this carried on for six more
contestants, each tune somewhat different,
some having more dance skills than
others, but each uniquely talented and
possessing a body blown up beyond its
normal
limits.
The
judges
madly
conversed with one another, frantically
writing down notes, as the dancing and
flexing finally concluded. Blanche felt like
she needed to get home and take a shower.
The awarding of the Ms. Muscle title
would be postponed until the men had
completed their side of the event.
Blanche was surprised to see the
men do basically the same thing but with
somewhat less finesse. After all, how to
you bump and grind 300 lbs of muscle and
make it look appealing? However, when
Jasper took the stage, she was in awe at
how well he could move that huge
physique? She was also surprised that he
had been able to find a thong swimsuit
smaller than the one he’d worn in the first
half of the competition. The massive
bodybuilder played well to the audience
but went out of his way to look in her
direction as he worked his way through
the 90 seconds of music. Again, Blanche
was impressed with all the contestants,
thinking that any of them could hold the
title.
“What’s the deal with this Jasper
character?” ‘Rob’ said, loud enough for
the guy two rows ahead of him to hear.
“She got something going with this black
guy?” again he said aloud, but somewhat
more subdued. He didn’t want one of the
local brotha’s to take exception and beat
the shit out of him over the remark. He
was more than a little annoyed that she
was here and obviously at the request of
the large black man. Somehow he felt
betrayed, angry that she was sneaking
around on him. “I’ll have to put a stop to
this, that’s for sure,” he said, even more
quietly than he had the other remarks.
Standing, he zoomed in as much as the
little camera would allow, and took a
picture of Jasper as he flexed his quads to
the overwhelming acceptance of the
audience. “Gross, you oversized gorilla!
I’ve got an equalizer I’ll be introducing
you to, yeah then let’s see how tough you
are.” He walked down the right side of the
auditorium until he was in a position to
take some pictures of Blanche without her
knowing. Once satisfied, he placed the
camera in his pocket, pulled his hat down
over his eyes and left the arena. He was in
the mood to deliver another message to the
people of Valdosta.
At what Blanche thought would be
the conclusion of the event, all of the
contestants were brought back onto the
stage and the runner’s up were announced
for both sexes leaving only two of each
sex left standing, still playing to the
crowd. Fortunately Jasper was one of
them, to Rufus’ jubilance. A black woman
and the Filipino stood side by side,
awaiting the judge’s decision. The
auditorium was a hush as the name was
read and the crowd burst into chants and
applause. The black woman accepted the
title, the roses and the trophy, parting with
a few poses for good measure.
The women were ushered off the
stage and the MC took to the central
microphone, “Ladies and gentlemen, we
have an unusual finale for you tonight. Our
two male competitors have tied for the
title of Mr. Muscle.” The crowd went
wild, people stomping their feet and
issuing hand breaking applause before the
MC could get them back under control.
“We are going to have a flex-off. One
song will be played, of the judges
choosing, and both men will appear on
stage at the same time. They will perform
as they see most appropriate to win them
the title of Mr. Muscle. They will have 90
seconds to impress you and the judges.
We will begin in one minute!” Blanche
was on pins and needles. Very energized,
hoping for a Jasper win. The entire event
had been very exciting and she finally felt
the thrill the audience had been feeling all
night. The two men each took to the stage
and awaited the music. Jasper positioned
himself directly in front of Rufus and
Blanche.
“Dat’s my boy, dat’s my boy,” he
said, excitedly pointing to Jasper.
The music began, and the men
flexed, bounced and jiggled for the
audience, bringing catcalls and whistles
from even the most reserved looking
women. At one segment in the music there
was a heavy thumping of the drums. Jasper
put his hands on his hips, flexing his back,
making him appear twice as wide and
whipped his package forward in a rather
‘stripper
like’
fashion.
Blanche
reflexively snapped her head back as if
she’d been hit in the forehead. He did the
move a few more times after seeing the
reaction he got from the crowd. Now she
was sure there would be a raid from the
vice squad. The music stopped and
Blanche rifled through her purse for the
hanky she hoped she had hidden there.
“Ladies and gentlemen, thank you