Authors: Dennis Larsen
it was the ‘Clueless Wonder’ sharing the
bathroom with her on the second floor.
Without fail, every morning just as it was
her turn for the facility, he would charge
down the hall, shaving kit, towel and
magazine in hand, rushing into the loo and
setting up camp for the next 45 minutes.
Blanche had taken to showering at night
and wearing her hair up to work so she
didn’t have to worry about the time it
would take in the morning.
Standing in front of the mirror,
Blanche ran her fingers through her
strawberry-blonde mane, gently working
out the snarls. In no time, the brush slid
easily from root to tip. Winding a red, silk
scarf among the threads of her hair she
quickly manipulated her locks into an
impressive updo. Satisfied with her
handiwork, she inspected her five and a
half foot frame in the long mirror.
Freckles, lightly sprinkled across her
nose, highlighted her beautiful face and
soft complexion. Tan lines strategically
marked her most delicate features. Miles
across the desert floor were visible in
every line, sinew and muscle insertion
from her ankles to lower back. She held
her shoulders square, trying always to
follow the advice of her mother, “Don’t
slouch dear, no need to hide what God
gave you.” Over the years Blanche had
taken special precautions to keep her back
muscles in top form. Images of her breasts
hanging to her waist had been the source
of great motivation and she daily
stretched, lifted weights and did push-ups
in an attempt to deny gravity the win.
No
doubt
Blanche
was
a
remarkably beautiful woman but her most
striking feature was her eyes. They were
absolutely crystal blue, like glacier water
reflecting sunlight, changing color relative
to her surroundings. An overly large iris
diameter and wide lid fissure presented
these sapphire gems for the world to
behold. It was not unusual for complete
strangers to stop Blanche and ask where
she got her contacts, commenting on how
beautiful they were.
“No way!” was often the response
when Blanche indicated that they were all
natural, and that went for all of her as
questioning eyes were often drawn to her
bustline as well.
With so much going for Blanche
she still found it difficult to believe that
men found her attractive. There was
always something lacking perfection that
drew her self-confidence and assurance
askew. She was happy with who she was
and what she looked like but had no
intention of flaunting herself for anyone's
benefit.
Satisfied that all was in order for
another day of work she put on her most
conservative, bust reducing bra, beige
slacks and modest cotton blouse and
headed down the stairs for breakfast with
her host and other guests.
“Good morning dear, did you
sleep well?” Ms. Carmichael greeted her
as she moved between the kitchen and
dining area as if on roller skates. “I trust
you are finding the accommodations to
your liking.”
“The
room
is
fine,
Ms.
Carmichael, the bed is actually really cozy
and the pillows must be down. Is that
right?” Blanche questioned, trying to keep
the conversation going.
“Why yes they are. Not many
guests mention that, so nice of you to
notice. I’ve always tried to provide only
the very best you know. What would you
like this morning? Got some grits a
cookin’ if you like or there’s fresh fruit
and yogurt on the table.”
“I’ll be fine with the fruit, thank
you.”
A handful of guests were huddled
around the table each with a newspaper in
hand and talking back and forth,
apparently about a particular article that
had caught their attention.
“Can you imagine waking up like
that?” Mrs. Muir said, sipping her coffee
and pointing to a picture and article on the
front page of the Valdosta Daily Times.
”She must have crapped herself,”
‘Mr. Wonder’ eloquently pronounced.
“Really must have been an eye opener for
sure,” he continued.
“What’s going on?” Blanche
questioned.
“You haven’t heard?” Mrs. Muir
inquired.
“No, what’s up?”
“Well, you won’t believe this but
the headline this morning is about some
nut job that snuck into this ladies house,”
pointing at the cover picture, “put on her
undergarments while she was asleep then
took a picture of himself and left it on the
pillow next to her. Is that creepy or what?
Just gives me the heebie-jeebies.”
“Now Mrs. Muir, don’t go scaring
Ms. Delaney, after all she’s single as
well,” cautioned Caroline.
“Guy must have balls of steel,”
concluded ‘Clueless’, “He’s just asking to
get caught leaving behind a picture and
all. Bet the police have him by the end of
the day.”
“You
certainly
have
more
confidence in the constabulary than most
of the locals,” Caroline asserted.
Blanche took a seat and pulled a
copy of the Times within range for her
inspection. Sure enough, there on the
cover was a picture of Mrs. Thelma
Riddle of Valdosta, GA holding a picture
of some guy with his face obscured,
wearing a pair of her panties and bra,
standing in a bedroom with a sleeping
Thelma in the background. He’d obviously
not used a flash in an attempt not to
awaken the slumbering woman but the
quality was good enough to make out what
was going on. Between bites of fruit and
gulps of juice Blanche read the police
report describing the scene upon their
arrival in the early morning hours.
They had been called, responding
to a hysterical woman’s 911 report of a
home invasion on Cat Creek Road. Two
squad cars had arrived at approximately
5:30 a.m. to find Mrs. Riddle on the front
step, shotgun lying loosely across her lap,
head in her hands apparently sobbing. The
officers led Mrs. Riddle to one of their
units, assured her of her safety, and then
entered the premises. They found nothing
out of the ordinary, no indication of a
break and enter. Locks all appeared to be
intact, windows all closed with no
breakage and no sign of forced entry.
Once the scene was secure they
interviewed Thelma who reported, “I
always have to get up about four or five
o’clock to go pee but this morning when I
went back to bed there was this picture on
my pillow.”
The officers reported that she was
still shaking from the ordeal and would be
staying with friends for the next few days.
The paper went on to detail that nothing in
the home appeared to be tampered with
other than a few of her drawers and
clothing. How the perpetrator managed to
gain entrance to the home was still under
investigation but they believed a door may
have been left unlocked. No further
information was available at the time the
paper was published.
The small talk continued another
15 minutes before the guests got up to
begin their day.
Caroline hurried into the room.
“Listen ya’ll,” she said, in her best
Southern accent. “We’ll be welcoming a
young couple later today celebrating their
wedding and spending a few days of their
honeymoon with us. I’d sure appreciate it
if ya’ll would be extra nice to them while
they’re here.”
Blanche tossed in a cheerful,
“Sure,” as she sidestepped ‘Clueless’,
controlling the urge to plant an elbow in
his ribs; then skipped up the stairs to brush
her teeth, grab her umbrella and head to
the bus stop.
Tonight would be her first late
shift and she wanted to get a few things
done before having to check in at the
library by noon.
Over the past couple days she’d
spent her spare time looking through the
paper and online at condo listings hoping
to find something small, affordable and
now more than ever, safe! Blanche was
quite pleased with the modest nest egg
resting in her Georgia Trust Bank
Account.
Not
enough
for
anything
extravagant by any means but nonetheless
would hold her over in an emergency or
make a nice little down payment on a
small home or condo. The idea of a condo
was appealing, no maintenance, no yard to
mow and neighbors close by. From prior
experience Blanche had learned that
having neighbors nearby could be a
double-edged sword. There’s always the
jerk with the music too loud, the parties
too often, the shirts unbuttoned to the navel
with the gold chains and beer gut.
Blanche had often thought to
herself when confronted with these brutes,
“Are there really women out there that
find you attractive, and if there are then
God help us.”
Her last residence in Arizona had
been a condo unlike any other she’d lived
in before. The people were respectful,
hard working, quiet and for the most part
stayed to themselves, but were always
pleasant
when
opportunities
for
interaction arose. On the other hand, she
had lived in units where everyone knew or
wanted to know everyone else’s business
with a peeping tom thrown in for good
measure. The last thing she wanted to do
here in Valdosta was buy something
before knowing all the facts. Like she’d
heard a hundred times, location, location,
location and being new to town she
needed some help.
On this particular morning she had
made an appointment with Beverly Davis
of Southern States Realty. Her ad had
been prominently displayed along with
many others in the local paper but there
was something about her smile that
prompted Blanche to phone her. A five-
minute conversation left Blanche with the
following observations; Beverly was
Southern, through and through, with a thick
accent and an immediate distrust of
Yankees. She was quite pleased to see
that her latest client was from the West
and not a Northerner. The realtor was
anything
but
soft
spoken,
their
conversation could have been heard at
least one county over and Ms. Davis’
laugh began at her toes and worked up
volume as it traveled upward. Blanche
was pleased to discover that Beverly was
a seasoned professional, appeared to
know the area well and had the time to
show her the town.
The meeting was scheduled at
10:00 a.m. with the office located not far
from the library. Blanche arrived a few
minutes early to make a positive
impression and sat in the waiting room
while the receptionist called Ms. Davis.
“I don’t give a rat’s ass if Harvey
says that property line is wrong or not, we
had a surveyor out there last week to
confirm that he’s squatin’ on my client’s
property and he better get his act together
or we’ll move our litigation forward!” A
woman’s voice echoed down the narrow
hallway promptly followed by a phone
being slammed down on a cradle.
“What is it?” again from the back
room as the receptionist made contact
with the unmistakable Beverly in the rear
office.
“Your ten o'clock is here.”
Then a more subdued voice, “I’ll
be right out."
A moment later a woman who
appeared to be in her late forties, short
and thick, came walking briskly down the
hallway, black curly locks swaying from
side to side and the distinct sound of nylon