Read A Churn for the Worse Online
Authors: Laura Bradford
Claire looked from the numbered tiles still left in her rack to the center of the table and waved her napkin in the air. “Okay, okay, so this isn't my game.”
Diane tucked her crochet needle into her ball of unused yarn and scooted forward on the upholstered lounge chair she'd retreated to after losing to their returning guest one too many times. “See? I told you . . . Judy is a master of that game.”
“Would you like to play again?” The seventy-year-old widow flashed a wide smile at both Claire and Hank. “I'll try to go a little easier on you this time.”
Hank teed his hands in the air and then pushed his chair back from the card table. “Six losses are enough for me for one night, but maybe Jeremy or Bill would like to sit in for me.”
“As tempting as it is, I'm going to decline,” Bill said
from his spot in front of the parlor's large picture window and its view of Amish country. “I'm just kind of soaking everything up right nowâthis room, its vibe, this”âhe gestured toward the farms in the distanceâ“whole place. It really has the kind of charm so many of my older clients are looking for.”
Nodding, Judy bobbed her head to the left to address the dark-haired young man eating his way through one of the three cookie plates Diane had set around the room after dinner. “Jeremy? Would you like to play?”
“I can't,” Jeremy said around what had to be his sixth or seventh cookie. “The slave driver over here doesn't believe in post-work fun.”
Hayley lifted her gaze from the notepad on her lap, repositioned the almost empty plate of cookies just outside of Jeremy's reach, and then smiled at Judy. “My partner here doesn't realize that the concept of post-work fun only comes into play if you've actually worked.”
“Hey! I'm
working
.”
“Oh?”
“Yeah, I . . . I, uh, wrote my piece to go with today's picture . . .” A triumphant smile spread across Jeremy's face despite the eye roll he aimed at his coworker. “It's not my fault you need to plan out the next three days in one sitting. I mean, take it as it comes, you know?”
“Take it as it comes,” Hayley repeated. “Oh yes, because that's worked so well for us in the past.”
“I have to agree with Hayley on this, Jeremy,” Hank said, rising to his feet and heading toward the sofa. “I see it with my students all the time. The ones who think ahead do better. The ones who don't tend to flounder a bit more.”
“I guess. But you can only plan so much. Sometimes, you have to be able to operate without one, you know?”
“See, now I tend to lean more toward Jeremy on this one.” Jim craned his head around the edge of his laptop. “Don't get me wrong, a lot of planning goes into my marketing ideas, but sometimes things go a different way, and you've got to be able to adjust.”
Hayley pushed a strand of blonde hair off her face and waved a dismissive hand at Jeremy. “You want to play a game? Go ahead and playâ”
A familiar television jingle cut the photographer's sentence off and had Judy scurrying for her purse. “Oh. My. That's my phone. I've been waiting on a call from a dear friend and I bet that's her now.” The woman's face dipped from Claire's view just long enough to seek confirmation of her guess. “Oh yes, it's Greta. I'll have to take a rain check on that game, young man.”
Jeremy shrugged and returned to the plate of cookies. “So, Hank, you teach college kids about owning their own business?”
“I do. And it's becoming more and more popular each semester.”
Jim closed his laptop and stretched his legs across the oval-shaped hook rug in the center of the room. “Why is that?”
Hank eyed the cookie plate closest to the sofa but stopped short of actually taking one. “I'd like to say it's because of my teachingâand maybe for some, it is. But really, it's more a reflection of this generation. They're not really keen on answering to anyone, so they think that by owning their own business they can do things their own
way all the time. They just don't realize, until we get into things, that being your own boss and therefore responsible for everything isn't all fun and games.”
“I wouldn't mind owning my own business,” Jeremy mused. “Though, what I'd do, I'm not exactly sure.”
“You already own your own business, don't you, young man?”
Hayley's head popped up again, her gaze ricocheting between Jeremy and Jim before finally landing on Jeremy with a glare. “He doesn't seem to get that. If he did, he'd plan ahead a little better.”
Jeremy's answering groan was drowned out by Hank and his passion for the topic at hand. “In a business like Hayley and Jeremy's, they need to always be thinking of ways to build readership, and thus, entice more advertisers to their site.” Swiping at a spot on his left leg, Hank continued, “The key to success for any businessâvirtual or otherwiseâis to grow. That doesn't mean locations, necessarily. Or even employees. But it does mean growing one's customer base.”
“Are you hearing this, Jeremy?” Hayley snapped.
Jim began nodding before Jeremy could even respond. “That's exactly what I've been telling the mayor, the council members, and the handful of business owners I've been talking to these past few days. In order for Heavenly's tourism industry to grow, they have to start looking at ways to appeal to other demographics. The senior set is greatâand it's served this town well. But expanding beyond that group will enable the revenue to grow across the board.”
“I would imagine that's a fine line, though,” Claire said, crossing the rug and perching at the bottom of Diane's
chair. “The seniors flock to this town because of the peace and quiet that is Heavenly. It seems to me that if you start changing that draw in order to appeal to a different crowd, you risk losing the very group that put you on the map in the first place.”
Bill left his post at the window and wandered over to the framed photographs of Heavenly. “Claire is right. You start opening up bars along Lighted Way and bringing in the kind of crowds that need that sort of entertainment, and, well, the seniors stop coming.”
“But they're on a fixed income, right? How much money do they really have to spend, anyway?”
Claire and Diane turned, in unison, to look at Jeremy.
“Plenty.”
“And they come back, again and again,” Diane added, swinging her focus back to Jim. “Sometimes they bring friends. Sometimes they just tell their friends. Either way, seniors are masterful at word-of-mouth advertising.”
“And that word-of-mouth advertising works in both ways.” Bill moved down the line of pictures, stopping as he reached Claire's favoriteâa black-and-white shot of an Amish buggy meandering down a snow-covered country road. “They enjoy themselves, they tell people. They don't, they tell people that, too.
“This is a gorgeous photo, Diane. Did you take it?”
Diane's cheeks flushed red just before her shy nod. “Almost twenty years ago.”
“I love the way you managed to capture the horse's breath on what was obviously a very cold day.”
“See, Diane?” Judy said as she strode back into the room, her cell phone now closed inside her hand. “You
really need to enter that photograph in a contest one day. It's spectacular.”
Diane waved the suggestion aside. “Oh, I don't know. I'm sure Hayley, here, could take a far better picture than anything I've snapped over the years. And as it was, I had no idea I'd even captured that effect until after it was developed. All I was focused on at the time was trying to document the proud way in which she pulled that buggy despite the difficult weather conditions.”
“You really do love horses, don't you, Diane?”
Dropping her hand to her aproned lap, Diane smiled at the man seated on the sofa opposite her own chair. “Oh, Hank, I've loved horses since I was a child. I remember hearing my folks saying I'd outgrow my fascination, but I never did.”
“I'm like that with fire trucks.” Hank took a sip of lemonade and then returned the glass to the coffee table between them. “Most people equate a fascination with fire trucks to children. But I'm coming up on forty-five and I still stop and stare anytime I see a fire truck go by.”
Diane stood and made her way around the back of her lounge chair to stand beside Bill and the black-and-white photographs that had graced the wall of the parlor for as long as Claire could remember. “In the living room, I have a photograph of a Heavenly fire truck with an Amish farmer riding in the back. I didn't capture his face, of course, but the hat and the suspenders and the beard tell the story.”
Hank, too, stood and made his way over to the pictures. “I knew I was coming here to gather research on small businesses, and I have. But one of the things I always tell my students is to become involved in their community. It grounds
you. Makes you an integral part of a place and its people. I just hadn't expected to find that the Amish do that, too.”
“No one offers assistance in times of trouble faster than the Amish.” Claire gathered up the empty cookie plates and mugs from around the room and placed them onto the serving tray her aunt had used to pass them out. “You should see how quickly they can raise a barn after a fire. I saw it with my own two eyes at the end of winter, and it still boggles my mind.”
“I've heard that.” Hank gestured toward the photograph that had commanded Bill's attention. “So whatever happened with that horse you were telling Claire and me about the other day? Any luck finding him?”
“Carrot Thief is a girl, and no, as of the latest update that came out yesterday, there's still no word on the mare's fate. That poor woman is beside herself with grief.”
“Poor woman?” Judy asked.
“Valerie Palermo. Carrot Thief's owner. They had a really special bond, the two of them, and not knowing what happened is obviously weighing on her. You could almost
hear
the tears in her answers to the reporter's many detailed questions about the horse. Heartbreaking, really.”
It didn't matter how many nights Claire spent looking out over the moonlit farms, she still felt an overwhelming need to pinch herself just to make sure she wasn't dreaming.
“I know I say it a lot, Aunt Diane, but moving here was truly the smartest thing I've ever done.” She picked her foot up off the slatted floor and hiked it up onto the swing with her other one; the motion she'd managed to build up over the past ten minutes enough to keep her swaying for a little while, at least. “I mean, listen . . . It's just so utterly quiet and peaceful.”
Hank shifted in his spot at the top of the short staircase and peered at Claire over his right shoulder. “Where did you live before this?”
“New York City.”
“I can't picture you in the big city.”
“That's because I never should have been there.” She stretched her arm along the back of the bench swing and rested her face against the inside of her upper arm. “But then again, if I hadn't experienced that, maybe I wouldn't appreciate this quite as much as I do.”
“What brought you to the city in the first place?” he asked.
“My then-husband. It's the only place he ever wanted to be.”
He stretched his long arms above his head and then settled against the post at his back. “I'm sorry it didn't work out.”
“Peter didn't realize what he had in Claire. But he will. One day.” Diane lifted her face to the same breeze that rustled the trees along the driveway and smiled. “His loss was my gain. Detective Fisher's, too.”
Claire yanked her head off her arm and shook it at the sixty-two-year-old. “Aunt Diane,
please
. Hank and anyone else who may be hearing this conversation from their open bedroom window doesn't need to hear the details of my love life.”
“Diane didn't have to say a word,” Hank said, laughing. “I've seen the detective with you in town. I'd have to be mighty blind not to know he's crazy about you.”
There was no denying the heat infusing its way into her cheeks or the gratitude she felt for the dimmer switch her aunt had opted to have installed on the porch light. Still, she did her best to take the helm of their conversation and steer it in a very different direction. “So, Diane, what do you think of Jim's recommendation that Heavenly should start targeting the twenty- and thirty-something crowd as a way to increase our tourism revenue?”
“I think it's akin to you living in the Big Appleâit
doesn't fit.” Diane brushed a piece of gray-streaked hair from her face and then took a sip of lemonade. “Heavenly is a tourist destination because of the Amish. People drawn to them are drawn to peace and quietâto a simpler time when things weren't so hectic. Bars and movie theaters are part of today's landscape, not yesteryear's. That age demographic wants something very different than we canâor should want toâprovide.”
Claire took in everything her aunt said and found it to be a veritable match of her own thoughts on the subject. But maybe those feelings were simply a reflection of their own personal taste. Maybe other people could see it differently . . . “Hank? What about you? I mean, I know this is your first time here and that you came for work reasons, but as an outsider looking in, what do you think? Are we missing something in Jim's recommendation that we really ought to see?”
Hank extended his legs across the top step and pillowed the back of his head with his hands and the post. “Generally speaking, from a business standpoint, any opportunity to reach new customers is a good idea. But in this case, with this town and the
reason
it's an attraction, I think making some of the changes Jim is recommending would end up hurting the bottom line.”
“My sentiments exactly.” Diane lowered her lemonade glass to her lap and looked out across her property, a determined set to her jawline. “Which is why I will be setting up a meeting with the mayor this coming week . . .”
Claire couldn't help but chuckle at the polite fierceness behind the woman's words. “You're going to give him what-for, aren't you, Aunt Diane?”
“I'm certainly going to have my say. After twenty years of running this inn in this town, I've earned that right.”
“If you want me to go along as the voice of another local business owner, I'll have Annie hold down the fort for however long it takes.”
“I'll keep that in mind, dear.” Diane dabbed at her thin lips with a napkin and then brushed the current subject off with a flick of her hand. “So, Hank, what are your plans for tomorrow? Anything special?”
“I thought I'd check out a few more in-home businesses. Someone at the coffee shop in town told me about a woman who sells homemade cookies to a tour group that comes through her property and a man who actually has turned his homemade birdhouse business into an online venture as well. With a full-color, glossy brochure to boot.”
“Both worthwhile businesses to study, no doubt.” Claire dropped her foot back down to the floor and used it to set the swing in motion once again. “But you'll have to wait on those until Monday.”
“Oh?”
“Claire is right.” Diane set her glass on the wicker table beside her chair and readjusted her glasses across the bridge of her nose. “Tomorrow is Sunday. The Amish don't work on Sunday. It is a day of rest and worship.”
Hank pulled his right hand from behind his head and used it, instead, to smack his forehead. “I knew that . . . Or, at least I did earlier in the week . . . Wow. Now I have no idea what I'm going to do.”
“The English-owned shops along Lighted Way will still be open. Many of us sell items made by the Amish,” Claire reminded him. “So although the Amish themselves are
either gathered at whichever home is hosting church that week or visiting with relatives on the off week, some of them are still earning an income through their partnership or consignment work with us.”
“And how long is this church service?”
“About three and a half hours, right, Diane?” At her aunt's nod, Claire continued, “But then they remain at that particular home for lunch and sometimes even dinner.”
“So they're there almost all day long,” Hank mused.
Claire and Diane nodded in unison. “They are.”
Hank swung his legs over the step and stood. “And they all go?”
“They all go,” Diane confirmed quietly. “And in the evenings, the teenagers often go to a different home to socialize with one another via a hymn sing or a volleyball game.”
“Hmmm. Okay, then I guess I better head inside and spend a little time rethinking my day.” He headed toward the front door only to stop a few feet shy of his destination. “Thank you for a very nice evening, ladies. I'll miss this when I head home in a few days.”
“Good night, Hank.”
“Good night, Diane.” He turned his head to take in the swing next. “Good night, Claire.”
And then he was gone, the swath of light from the inn's front foyer disappearing from the porch as quickly as it had come. A few minutes later, a similar swath of light appeared on the front walkway as they heard Hank settle in to his second-floor quarters via the telltale creak of the desk chair through his open window. Somewhere to their left, a window slid closed and a different patch of walkway grew dark.
“He's a nice man,” Diane said. “Very smart.”
Claire nodded, her cheek finding the inside edge of her arm once again. “Esther is really starting to show now.”
“I certainly hope so. She only has another, what? Two months to go?”
“Something like that.”
“I imagine they're excited.”
An image of Esther and Eli standing side by side in Claire's rearview mirror brought an instant smile to her lips. “They are. Eli is already planning ahead with a new horse he thinks will provide more reliable transportation for Esther and the baby. It's cute.”
Sure enough, the mention of a horse had Diane's ears practically standing upright. “When will he be doing that?”
“He already did. Only the horse isn't fit for buggy duty just yet.”
The woman's eyebrows perked upward as well. “Oh? Why not?”
“Esther said she has a strained tendon or something like that and Eli is nursing her back to health. Frankly, I was surprised he bought an injured horse, but I guess he thinks the issue is fixable and the horse solid.”
“Eli has always been good with horses. I've heard Benjamin say that many times.” Diane smoothed her hand down the front of her calf-length skirt then returned her hand to her lap. “What is her name?”
“You mean the horse?”
“Yes.”
“Esther called her Carly. Said Eli got her at the same farm where Annie got her beloved Katie.”
Diane nodded. “The Weaver farm. That's their business, you knowâbuying and selling horses. Retired Standardbred racehorses, mostly.”
“Racehorses?” she echoed. “Why? Buggies and farm equipment move slow.”
“These are mostly trotters. They are trained to pull things.”
It made sense on some level, but still it surprised her. “Wouldn't a racehorse go for a lot of money?”
“Not always. Most owners just want their retiring horse to go to a good home.”
“They don't keep them?”
“Some do, I suppose. But most of them are in the business of racing. Looking after retired horses is something else entirely.” Diane reached over the arm of her chair for her lemonade glass and then rose to her feet, the approaching ten o'clock hour serving as some sort of internal alarm clock for the innkeeper. “On occasion, owners have been known to virtually give their horses away to make sure they go to good homes.”
Intrigued, Claire leaned forward. “As opposed to what?”
“As opposed to them ending up with someone who has other plans.”
“Like . . . ?”
“Selling them to a slaughterhouse.”
Claire sucked in her breath. “Someone would really do that?”
“As long as there is a buck to be made, there will be someone looking to make it.” Diane scanned the rest of the porch for any additional glasses that may have been left around during the course of the day and then inched her way
toward the door. “That's why it does my heart good to see someone like Annie love a horse the way she loves Katie.”
Shifting her focus from Diane's face to the darkened fields in the distance, Claire tried to pick out Annie's farm, but it was no use. The moonlight only cast a glow over so much . . . “She really does love that horse, doesn't she?”
“She does. But I'd also venture to say that Katie loves her as well. There is no mistaking the way that mare turned her head every time she heard Annie's voice out in the parking lot the other day.” Diane stopped just shy of Claire's swing and looked off into the darkness. “It doesn't take an animal long to identify kindness and to develop a fondness for someone.”
“You're thinking about that woman and her horse, aren't you?” Claire asked. “Carrot Thief, right?”
“I am. You only had to read two or three sentences of that original feature story on the two to know they were extremely close. I can only imagine how worried, and profoundly sad, Ms. Palermo must be.”
“Maybe Carrot Thief will still turn up.”
Diane's eyes, magnified behind her bifocal glasses, came to rest on Claire. “We can certainly hope. Well, dear, it's time I head off to bed. Tomorrow will be here before we know it. You probably should be thinking about sleep soon, too. I know you're on your own at the shop tomorrow.”
“I'll head inside soon. I promise. I just want to enjoy this perfect night air for a few more minutes.” She leaned her cheek forward to collect her aunt's kiss and then smiled up at the woman. “Sweet dreams, Aunt Diane. I love you.”