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Authors: Claudia Bishop
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Quill grimaced.
"I'll talk to them, then," said John insistently. "We can't afford this kind of cash drain, Quill."
"John, if we are liable for this accident, it's just going to annoy them to insist that they watch it."
"I warned you about those two when they checked in."
"Yes, you did," Quill admitted.
"Did you check the supply of sulfuric acid?"
"No, I don't have any idea of what was there before. Doreen might, but she's not back from vacation until this afternoon."
"I saw her out here yesterday. Mavis Collinwood, I mean. She passed right by the storeroom."
"John, you think they staged the accident? Come on! We can afford this, can't we? You said last week this is the first year we're going to show a profit."
"Maybe," he said gloomily. "If you don't keep buying food and drink for the whole town. I can't wait to get the bill from the Croh Bar. Half those guys on the volunteer firemen should be in A.A."
"They may have saved Mavis' life," said Quill. "Meg! What are you doing to that tomato?"
"The one for salesman-creep Baumer?" Meg gleefully shook baking soda into the chopped parsley, sausage, and onion dressing that composed the usual stuffing.
"No." Quill took the orange box from Meg's hand and replaced it in the cupboard.
"Yes!" said Meg. Her face reddened, always a sign of rising temper. Then her hair seemed to flatten, which indicated it had risen. Quill could never figure how she accomplished the trick with her hair. Meg retrieved the baking soda and sprinkled a bit more on the tomato.
"Why don't we suggest that they curb the spending, at least until we establish the cause of the accident?" said John.
"Okay, okay, okay." Quill lifted her hands in a gesture of defeat. "I'll do it."
"When?"
"In a bit. I've got to memorize that stupid speech for The Trial of Goody Martin. The dress rehearsal's this afternoon at the duck pond."
"No time like the present," said John. "They're waiting for you in two-fourteen. I said you'd be along to speak to them. Kathleen will bring their breakfast up."
Quill sighed. "Okay. Okay. I'm going. See this? It's Quill, going to do her duty."
Meg was singing "... when I am dead and gone, dear, sing no sad songs for me" to her omelette as Quill left the kitchen.
It was shaping up to be a hell of a week.
Two-fourteen and two-sixteen were two separate bedrooms connected by an interior door. Quill didn't particularly like the decor, having given way to a brief infatuation with grape-and-ivy chintz for the bedspreads and drapes.
Mrs. Hallenbeck opened the door to her knock, dressed in a red double-knit suit that screamed "designer." Quill's painter's eye recoiled from the clash with the purple and green.
"I very much dislike this room," said Mrs. Hallenbeck, by way of greeting.
"So do I," said Quill frankly. "You must have a nice sense of color, Mrs. Hallenbeck. Would you like to move to the rooms below? They're a little more soothing to the eye."
"Perhaps that would settle Mavis down," Mrs. Hallenbeck admitted.
"Coo-ee!" Mavis waved at her from the bed. Quill, momentarily speechless, didn't respond at first.
"Dr. Bishop's Valium samples seemed to have loosened Mavis' more obvious inhibitions," said Mrs. Hallenbeck dryly. Mavis' generous breasts spilled over the top of a lacy nightgown. Her makeup had been applied with a lavish hand. Her hair, released from its tight bun, spilled over her shoulders. Chewing gum with enthusiasm, she waved again, and said, "This is just so lovely!"
"Please sit down, Ms. Quilliam." Mrs. Hallenbeck sat stiffly, though with elegance, at the tea table fronting the windows. "I take it you have come to discuss a settlement with us. I am prepared to listen to any reasonable offer."
Quill sat in the chair opposite and took a deep breath. "Where's that breakfast?" caroled Mavis. "I swear, I could eat a hog whole."
Quill took a second deep breath. A double knock on the door acted as a brief reprieve. She opened it, took the tray from Kathleen Kiddermeister, and set it on the tea table. Mrs. Hallenbeck examined the tray with disdain. Mavis hauled her- self out of bed with a whoop, parked the wad of chewing gum on the bedpost, and settled herself at the table. She and Mrs. Hallenbeck had a brief, sharp discussion over who had ordered the grapefruit. Mrs. Hallenbeck won and took the blueberries mounded with whipped cream.
"Would you care for coffee?" asked Mrs. Hallenbeck, after a moment's more-or-less silent chewing. "It's quite decent. I discovered yesterday that one has to insist on the chef's private stock, or else you are served a brew that is quite ordinary."
Quill pinched her own knee hard. She was awake. She was part-owner of this Inn. She was in charge. She had to talk to the widows with the direct yet tactful charm that had never failed her, and convince the widows that costs should be kept down for all their sakes.
"It looks as though sulfuric acid was poured on the mortar around the balcony," she blurted. "The sheriff has sent samples off for tests to confirm it."
The widows stopped eating. Mavis looked at Mrs. Hallenbeck, her mouth open. Mrs. Hallenbeck looked out the window. Her mouth was firmly closed.
"Tests?" said Mrs. Hallenbeck. "Who in the world would want to make that balcony unsafe?"
"I don't know," said Quill carefully. "But until we do, I thought you might want to... to... be as careful about your expenses as you have been in the past."
"Vandals!" said Mavis. "My God. Are we safe in our beds here, Amelia?"
"You seemed to think so when you talked me into coming here, Mavis," said Mrs. Hallenbeck tartly.
"I thought you and your husband had been here before," said Quill.
"Yes, of course. Mavis reminded me of it when we were planning our trip this summer. She did not, however, tell me that we would be fair game for malicious tricks."
"I don't know how this happened," said Quill. "But until we know who will have to pay for the repairs to the balcony, we won't know who will be responsible for your hotel bill. We are delighted to have you as guests, of course, but you must understand that we're running a business."
Mavis broke into shrill laughter that stopped as suddenly as it started. Mrs. Hallenbeck shot her a venomous glance, then nodded benignly at Quill. "We will be happy to accommodate you, Sarah." She picked up Mavis' plate of Eggs Benedict and the Smithfield ham. "You may return these to the kitchen and remove them from our room service charge. Mavis does not require that much for breakfast."
"I certainly do!" said Mavis. She snatched the plates back. "I'm sure Miss Quill and the sheriff don't want us to starve while we are waitin' to hear what's what." She picked up a slice of ham in her fingers and rapidly chewed it.
Quill murmured her goodbyes and left them to it.
Going downstairs to her office, Quill had a moment's feeling of control. She fervently hoped it was not illusory. It lasted through the staff meeting (all the waitresses showed up for work) and the business meeting with John (the Inn was booked solid for History Days). She even found time for a quick glance at Clarissa Martin's two big speeches, one before being ducked in the duck pond, the other as she was sentenced to being pressed to death. The feelings of competency even lasted through the lunch trade and Meg's excited report that Edward Lancashire had come to the kitchen to compliment her on the omelette. This was offset somewhat by Quill's receipt of a customer-satisfaction card, unsigned, that complained bitterly about the baking soda in the scrambled eggs. Quill, looking ahead to the month's receipts, decided to let it go.
She lost the glow at the Chamber meeting that afternoon. Since the Chamber budget allowed only for a once-a-month lunch in the conference room, supernumerary sessions were held in the Inn's Lounge. Quill donated coffee and soft drinks at these sessions, and she came into the lounge early to make sure of the preparations.
Esther bustled in behind her, clipboard in hand. "Julie Offenbach is sicker than a dog," reported Esther in glum satisfaction, "so you'll just have to rehearse with us, Quill."
"Has Andy Bishop seen her?" asked Quill, with slowly extinguishing hope. "They've got all kinds of miracle drugs these days."
"It's just flu!" said Esther. "She'll be maybe better by Wednesday. First performance is day after tomorrow, so there you are. You'll do fine, Quill."
"Oh, dear," said Quill. "Esther, I'm just not good at this kind of thing."
"But you're so pretty!" Esther said unenviously. "It's for the good of the Town, you know. You have been practicing, dear, haven't you?"
"You bet," said Quill firmly, "I'll just take a minute to... to look at it one more time." She escaped into the hallway. only to be swept back into the Lounge by an ebullient Mayor Henry and Gil Gilmeister. Marge Schmidt and Mavis Collinwood were right on their heels, and Marge yelled, "You got that part memorized, Mave?"
Quill turned around. Mavis, in a modest print dress much like the one from the day before, shrieked, "It's just adorable. I'm going to love it!"
Quill studied her for a moment. The effect of the Valium had carried over into the afternoon. The big patent-leather belt was cinched two notches tighter. The top of the print dress was unbuttoned. Her hair was loose, and the makeup laid on with a trowel.
"Goings-on !" sniffed a dire voice at Quill's elbow. "Dressed like the scarlet woman of big cities. Detroit, for instance."
"Oh, hi, Doreen!" Quill gave the housekeeper a hug. "So glad you're back from vacation. Did you have a good time?"
Doreen's beady brown eyes bored into hers. "Praise be that I went when I did, Miz Quill. Praise be, for I found the Lord."
Nobody knew how old Doreen was. Meg guessed late fifties, Myles late forties, with a hard life behind her. She'd shown up truculent and bellicose at the Inn's back door one January afternoon, and Quill had hired her on a temporary basis. That was two years ago. Except for a tendency to fierce, short-lived enthusiasms, Doreen was the most loyal, hardest-working employee they had. There was no one at the Inn Quill liked or trusted more. Except, Quill thought, for John Raintree and Meg.
"In Boca Raton? At your nephew's?"
Doreen nodded. "Just in time, too."
"For what?" Doreen folded her arms, leaned against the wall, and paused dramatically. Quill braced herself. Doreen had run afoul of Quill's erratically enforced guest-courtesy standards before. Cigarette dangling, skinny, and a frequent victim of the Hemlock Hall of Beauty's experiments in permanent waves, Doreen had profanely terrorized more than one unsuspecting visitor. Checkout was a favorite arena: "You inspect that sumabitch's goddam suitcase for towels and ashtrays? I'm missin' towels and ashtrays." Quill had a brief, happy vision of a kindlier, Christianized Doreen accosting visitors with reassuring Bible verses instead of fiercely wielded mops.
"Just in time for what, Doreen?"
"Day of Judgment is at hand," said Doreen darkly. "Those who have not been brought howling in repentance to the throne of the Lord will be damned in the Pit forever."
Quill found the regret in her voice spurious, given the glee in her eye.
"Now, Doreen - " began Quill.
"People!" Esther waved her hands imperiously in the air. "Dress rehearsal, people! Just one day to the Real Thing. Chop, chop!"
" - I'd like to discuss this religion thing with you - "
"Quill!" Esther cried. "Come on! We can't do without our star!"
" - but not right now," Quill finished hastily.
"What's that old bat Esther want with you?" asked Doreen suspiciously.
"Julie Offenbach's got the flu."
"So you're gonna be Clarissa?" She shook her head. "You ain't never been in a play in your life. I better pray for you."
"Pray for rain instead. A thunderstorm, even. I don't want to do this, Doreen."
"You'll be fine." Doreen gave her hand a rough, affectionate squeeze. "You can do anything you set your mind to. But I'll pray for a disaster, if you want." Her face lit up. "One to demonstrate His power."
"Great. After the rooms are done, though." Esther, thorough as always, had left a stack of scripts by the coffee table in the Lounge, and Quill thumbed glumly through a copy as the Chamber members settled into their seats. Myles walked into the room and Quill greeted him with a swift, intimate smile.
"Everyone seated!" Esther said. "Clarissa? Are you ready?"
Quill waved the script feebly at Esther, and settled across the table from Myles and Gil Gilmeister. "Any results from the lab yet, Myles?" she asked hopefully.
He shook his head. "Not until Monday or Tuesday. It's not exactly a priority problem."
"Maybe it was just a prank," said Quill, "or an accident. Doreen was gone on vacation and one of the temporaries could have spilled it."
"Full strength?" said Myles. "I doubt it."
"Accident," said Quill stubbornly. "Maybe you should just drop the investigation."
"We need to get to the bottom of it," Myles said. "You've got to be tougher than that, Quill."
"I'll say." Gil, his attention drawn by the latter part of this comment, leaned back in his chair and took an overlarge bite of the beignets Meg had set out with the coffee. Sugar dribbled down his chin. He licked it off reflectively. "You got to be tough all over. That darn Mark Anthony Jefferson at the bank? Well, I had to get tough with him this morning. Wants to call in that loan I got right this minute." He looked at Myles. "He can't do that can he, Sheriff? I mean, it's gotta be against some law or other. I've been paying on the note right along."
"Can't help you there, Gil."
"Well, it's not right," Gil said again. "I have to find some cash somewhere. Thing is, people just aren't buying cars. Got any rich widows here at the Inn, Quill? One that might want to invest in one of the best little businesses in Hemlock Falls?"
"Sorry, Gil. It's been a tough year for everyone. But things are getting better, don't you think? Business looks great for us for the rest of the summer."
Gil gave her a cheerful smile. "You might be right. Now, I'll tell you who's got money. Marge Schmidt. That diner business is all cash, if you know what I mean, and she's not paying half the taxes I have to. 'Course, she doesn't have my expenses, either."
Quill, who knew how frequently Gil's wife, Nadine, went to Syracuse with Gil's charge cards, murmured sympathetically.
"Where is Marge, anyway?" asked Gil. "She's supposed to have my judge's costume with her."
"Right here!" boomed Marge. "And guess who I have with me!" She stumped into the Lounge towing Mavis behind her. "Everybody? I wanna introduce you to an old pal of mine, Mavis Collin wood. Mavis, this is the cast of the play I was telling you about. That's Gil Gilmeister." She winked at the car salesman and waved heartily. "Gil's the judge in the play. Next to him is Myles McHale, our sheriff. He's here 'cause of the traffic control and on account of we use some equipment that's gotta be safe. Then there's Howie Murchison, Tom Peterson, Mayor Elmer Henry. They're all witnesses to the witch, and say the things she's done. And Reverend Shuttleworth plays the minister who condemns the witch. Esther's our director. And Norm Pasquale directs the high-school band. You know, they play that Funeral March as the witch is dragged off in the sledge." Marge paused for breath.
"I'll talk to them, then," said John insistently. "We can't afford this kind of cash drain, Quill."
"John, if we are liable for this accident, it's just going to annoy them to insist that they watch it."
"I warned you about those two when they checked in."
"Yes, you did," Quill admitted.
"Did you check the supply of sulfuric acid?"
"No, I don't have any idea of what was there before. Doreen might, but she's not back from vacation until this afternoon."
"I saw her out here yesterday. Mavis Collinwood, I mean. She passed right by the storeroom."
"John, you think they staged the accident? Come on! We can afford this, can't we? You said last week this is the first year we're going to show a profit."
"Maybe," he said gloomily. "If you don't keep buying food and drink for the whole town. I can't wait to get the bill from the Croh Bar. Half those guys on the volunteer firemen should be in A.A."
"They may have saved Mavis' life," said Quill. "Meg! What are you doing to that tomato?"
"The one for salesman-creep Baumer?" Meg gleefully shook baking soda into the chopped parsley, sausage, and onion dressing that composed the usual stuffing.
"No." Quill took the orange box from Meg's hand and replaced it in the cupboard.
"Yes!" said Meg. Her face reddened, always a sign of rising temper. Then her hair seemed to flatten, which indicated it had risen. Quill could never figure how she accomplished the trick with her hair. Meg retrieved the baking soda and sprinkled a bit more on the tomato.
"Why don't we suggest that they curb the spending, at least until we establish the cause of the accident?" said John.
"Okay, okay, okay." Quill lifted her hands in a gesture of defeat. "I'll do it."
"When?"
"In a bit. I've got to memorize that stupid speech for The Trial of Goody Martin. The dress rehearsal's this afternoon at the duck pond."
"No time like the present," said John. "They're waiting for you in two-fourteen. I said you'd be along to speak to them. Kathleen will bring their breakfast up."
Quill sighed. "Okay. Okay. I'm going. See this? It's Quill, going to do her duty."
Meg was singing "... when I am dead and gone, dear, sing no sad songs for me" to her omelette as Quill left the kitchen.
It was shaping up to be a hell of a week.
Two-fourteen and two-sixteen were two separate bedrooms connected by an interior door. Quill didn't particularly like the decor, having given way to a brief infatuation with grape-and-ivy chintz for the bedspreads and drapes.
Mrs. Hallenbeck opened the door to her knock, dressed in a red double-knit suit that screamed "designer." Quill's painter's eye recoiled from the clash with the purple and green.
"I very much dislike this room," said Mrs. Hallenbeck, by way of greeting.
"So do I," said Quill frankly. "You must have a nice sense of color, Mrs. Hallenbeck. Would you like to move to the rooms below? They're a little more soothing to the eye."
"Perhaps that would settle Mavis down," Mrs. Hallenbeck admitted.
"Coo-ee!" Mavis waved at her from the bed. Quill, momentarily speechless, didn't respond at first.
"Dr. Bishop's Valium samples seemed to have loosened Mavis' more obvious inhibitions," said Mrs. Hallenbeck dryly. Mavis' generous breasts spilled over the top of a lacy nightgown. Her makeup had been applied with a lavish hand. Her hair, released from its tight bun, spilled over her shoulders. Chewing gum with enthusiasm, she waved again, and said, "This is just so lovely!"
"Please sit down, Ms. Quilliam." Mrs. Hallenbeck sat stiffly, though with elegance, at the tea table fronting the windows. "I take it you have come to discuss a settlement with us. I am prepared to listen to any reasonable offer."
Quill sat in the chair opposite and took a deep breath. "Where's that breakfast?" caroled Mavis. "I swear, I could eat a hog whole."
Quill took a second deep breath. A double knock on the door acted as a brief reprieve. She opened it, took the tray from Kathleen Kiddermeister, and set it on the tea table. Mrs. Hallenbeck examined the tray with disdain. Mavis hauled her- self out of bed with a whoop, parked the wad of chewing gum on the bedpost, and settled herself at the table. She and Mrs. Hallenbeck had a brief, sharp discussion over who had ordered the grapefruit. Mrs. Hallenbeck won and took the blueberries mounded with whipped cream.
"Would you care for coffee?" asked Mrs. Hallenbeck, after a moment's more-or-less silent chewing. "It's quite decent. I discovered yesterday that one has to insist on the chef's private stock, or else you are served a brew that is quite ordinary."
Quill pinched her own knee hard. She was awake. She was part-owner of this Inn. She was in charge. She had to talk to the widows with the direct yet tactful charm that had never failed her, and convince the widows that costs should be kept down for all their sakes.
"It looks as though sulfuric acid was poured on the mortar around the balcony," she blurted. "The sheriff has sent samples off for tests to confirm it."
The widows stopped eating. Mavis looked at Mrs. Hallenbeck, her mouth open. Mrs. Hallenbeck looked out the window. Her mouth was firmly closed.
"Tests?" said Mrs. Hallenbeck. "Who in the world would want to make that balcony unsafe?"
"I don't know," said Quill carefully. "But until we do, I thought you might want to... to... be as careful about your expenses as you have been in the past."
"Vandals!" said Mavis. "My God. Are we safe in our beds here, Amelia?"
"You seemed to think so when you talked me into coming here, Mavis," said Mrs. Hallenbeck tartly.
"I thought you and your husband had been here before," said Quill.
"Yes, of course. Mavis reminded me of it when we were planning our trip this summer. She did not, however, tell me that we would be fair game for malicious tricks."
"I don't know how this happened," said Quill. "But until we know who will have to pay for the repairs to the balcony, we won't know who will be responsible for your hotel bill. We are delighted to have you as guests, of course, but you must understand that we're running a business."
Mavis broke into shrill laughter that stopped as suddenly as it started. Mrs. Hallenbeck shot her a venomous glance, then nodded benignly at Quill. "We will be happy to accommodate you, Sarah." She picked up Mavis' plate of Eggs Benedict and the Smithfield ham. "You may return these to the kitchen and remove them from our room service charge. Mavis does not require that much for breakfast."
"I certainly do!" said Mavis. She snatched the plates back. "I'm sure Miss Quill and the sheriff don't want us to starve while we are waitin' to hear what's what." She picked up a slice of ham in her fingers and rapidly chewed it.
Quill murmured her goodbyes and left them to it.
Going downstairs to her office, Quill had a moment's feeling of control. She fervently hoped it was not illusory. It lasted through the staff meeting (all the waitresses showed up for work) and the business meeting with John (the Inn was booked solid for History Days). She even found time for a quick glance at Clarissa Martin's two big speeches, one before being ducked in the duck pond, the other as she was sentenced to being pressed to death. The feelings of competency even lasted through the lunch trade and Meg's excited report that Edward Lancashire had come to the kitchen to compliment her on the omelette. This was offset somewhat by Quill's receipt of a customer-satisfaction card, unsigned, that complained bitterly about the baking soda in the scrambled eggs. Quill, looking ahead to the month's receipts, decided to let it go.
She lost the glow at the Chamber meeting that afternoon. Since the Chamber budget allowed only for a once-a-month lunch in the conference room, supernumerary sessions were held in the Inn's Lounge. Quill donated coffee and soft drinks at these sessions, and she came into the lounge early to make sure of the preparations.
Esther bustled in behind her, clipboard in hand. "Julie Offenbach is sicker than a dog," reported Esther in glum satisfaction, "so you'll just have to rehearse with us, Quill."
"Has Andy Bishop seen her?" asked Quill, with slowly extinguishing hope. "They've got all kinds of miracle drugs these days."
"It's just flu!" said Esther. "She'll be maybe better by Wednesday. First performance is day after tomorrow, so there you are. You'll do fine, Quill."
"Oh, dear," said Quill. "Esther, I'm just not good at this kind of thing."
"But you're so pretty!" Esther said unenviously. "It's for the good of the Town, you know. You have been practicing, dear, haven't you?"
"You bet," said Quill firmly, "I'll just take a minute to... to look at it one more time." She escaped into the hallway. only to be swept back into the Lounge by an ebullient Mayor Henry and Gil Gilmeister. Marge Schmidt and Mavis Collinwood were right on their heels, and Marge yelled, "You got that part memorized, Mave?"
Quill turned around. Mavis, in a modest print dress much like the one from the day before, shrieked, "It's just adorable. I'm going to love it!"
Quill studied her for a moment. The effect of the Valium had carried over into the afternoon. The big patent-leather belt was cinched two notches tighter. The top of the print dress was unbuttoned. Her hair was loose, and the makeup laid on with a trowel.
"Goings-on !" sniffed a dire voice at Quill's elbow. "Dressed like the scarlet woman of big cities. Detroit, for instance."
"Oh, hi, Doreen!" Quill gave the housekeeper a hug. "So glad you're back from vacation. Did you have a good time?"
Doreen's beady brown eyes bored into hers. "Praise be that I went when I did, Miz Quill. Praise be, for I found the Lord."
Nobody knew how old Doreen was. Meg guessed late fifties, Myles late forties, with a hard life behind her. She'd shown up truculent and bellicose at the Inn's back door one January afternoon, and Quill had hired her on a temporary basis. That was two years ago. Except for a tendency to fierce, short-lived enthusiasms, Doreen was the most loyal, hardest-working employee they had. There was no one at the Inn Quill liked or trusted more. Except, Quill thought, for John Raintree and Meg.
"In Boca Raton? At your nephew's?"
Doreen nodded. "Just in time, too."
"For what?" Doreen folded her arms, leaned against the wall, and paused dramatically. Quill braced herself. Doreen had run afoul of Quill's erratically enforced guest-courtesy standards before. Cigarette dangling, skinny, and a frequent victim of the Hemlock Hall of Beauty's experiments in permanent waves, Doreen had profanely terrorized more than one unsuspecting visitor. Checkout was a favorite arena: "You inspect that sumabitch's goddam suitcase for towels and ashtrays? I'm missin' towels and ashtrays." Quill had a brief, happy vision of a kindlier, Christianized Doreen accosting visitors with reassuring Bible verses instead of fiercely wielded mops.
"Just in time for what, Doreen?"
"Day of Judgment is at hand," said Doreen darkly. "Those who have not been brought howling in repentance to the throne of the Lord will be damned in the Pit forever."
Quill found the regret in her voice spurious, given the glee in her eye.
"Now, Doreen - " began Quill.
"People!" Esther waved her hands imperiously in the air. "Dress rehearsal, people! Just one day to the Real Thing. Chop, chop!"
" - I'd like to discuss this religion thing with you - "
"Quill!" Esther cried. "Come on! We can't do without our star!"
" - but not right now," Quill finished hastily.
"What's that old bat Esther want with you?" asked Doreen suspiciously.
"Julie Offenbach's got the flu."
"So you're gonna be Clarissa?" She shook her head. "You ain't never been in a play in your life. I better pray for you."
"Pray for rain instead. A thunderstorm, even. I don't want to do this, Doreen."
"You'll be fine." Doreen gave her hand a rough, affectionate squeeze. "You can do anything you set your mind to. But I'll pray for a disaster, if you want." Her face lit up. "One to demonstrate His power."
"Great. After the rooms are done, though." Esther, thorough as always, had left a stack of scripts by the coffee table in the Lounge, and Quill thumbed glumly through a copy as the Chamber members settled into their seats. Myles walked into the room and Quill greeted him with a swift, intimate smile.
"Everyone seated!" Esther said. "Clarissa? Are you ready?"
Quill waved the script feebly at Esther, and settled across the table from Myles and Gil Gilmeister. "Any results from the lab yet, Myles?" she asked hopefully.
He shook his head. "Not until Monday or Tuesday. It's not exactly a priority problem."
"Maybe it was just a prank," said Quill, "or an accident. Doreen was gone on vacation and one of the temporaries could have spilled it."
"Full strength?" said Myles. "I doubt it."
"Accident," said Quill stubbornly. "Maybe you should just drop the investigation."
"We need to get to the bottom of it," Myles said. "You've got to be tougher than that, Quill."
"I'll say." Gil, his attention drawn by the latter part of this comment, leaned back in his chair and took an overlarge bite of the beignets Meg had set out with the coffee. Sugar dribbled down his chin. He licked it off reflectively. "You got to be tough all over. That darn Mark Anthony Jefferson at the bank? Well, I had to get tough with him this morning. Wants to call in that loan I got right this minute." He looked at Myles. "He can't do that can he, Sheriff? I mean, it's gotta be against some law or other. I've been paying on the note right along."
"Can't help you there, Gil."
"Well, it's not right," Gil said again. "I have to find some cash somewhere. Thing is, people just aren't buying cars. Got any rich widows here at the Inn, Quill? One that might want to invest in one of the best little businesses in Hemlock Falls?"
"Sorry, Gil. It's been a tough year for everyone. But things are getting better, don't you think? Business looks great for us for the rest of the summer."
Gil gave her a cheerful smile. "You might be right. Now, I'll tell you who's got money. Marge Schmidt. That diner business is all cash, if you know what I mean, and she's not paying half the taxes I have to. 'Course, she doesn't have my expenses, either."
Quill, who knew how frequently Gil's wife, Nadine, went to Syracuse with Gil's charge cards, murmured sympathetically.
"Where is Marge, anyway?" asked Gil. "She's supposed to have my judge's costume with her."
"Right here!" boomed Marge. "And guess who I have with me!" She stumped into the Lounge towing Mavis behind her. "Everybody? I wanna introduce you to an old pal of mine, Mavis Collin wood. Mavis, this is the cast of the play I was telling you about. That's Gil Gilmeister." She winked at the car salesman and waved heartily. "Gil's the judge in the play. Next to him is Myles McHale, our sheriff. He's here 'cause of the traffic control and on account of we use some equipment that's gotta be safe. Then there's Howie Murchison, Tom Peterson, Mayor Elmer Henry. They're all witnesses to the witch, and say the things she's done. And Reverend Shuttleworth plays the minister who condemns the witch. Esther's our director. And Norm Pasquale directs the high-school band. You know, they play that Funeral March as the witch is dragged off in the sledge." Marge paused for breath.
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