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CH. 9

THE ADVICE COLUMN

Dear Little Miss Notoriety
,

I've been trying to get my boyfriend to be more fun in the bedroom. I've suggested lots of things, but he thinks I'm weird. I like being spanked, especially in public, but I love him. What should I do?

Love and light,

Spanking Delight

~*~*~*~

Hello Spanking Delight
,

I love your sign off, that's so cute.

Now... being dominated and spanked doesn't make you weird, dear. Perhaps, your approach in explaining it came off a bit odd?

First...

Try not to have the discussion when you're about to have sex. It will kill the mood. If you talk about it before, then there'll be no added pressure on how he
should
be doing
it
. You get all the formalities out of the way, and then the fun begins.

Second...

Have you explained the sexual arousal you get from the fantasies you have about him spanking you?

Be sure to explain the fantasy in detail, leaving nothing out. And include how you imagine his dominance over powering you, and the hot red hand-prints he'll leave behind. That usually turns them on way faster than telling them what to do, darlin'.

Not everyone can be Little Miss Notoriety, the Princess of Doom and fuck doll every girl wishes to be, but I don't mind sharing all my deep, dark dirty secrets!
In fact …

Here's one on me...

Make sure to tell him how much the idea of spanking in a public place turns you on, but here's the kicker...

Make sure you’re out somewhere nice for dinner. Make it a Tuesday or a Wednesday.(Normally slower nights for restaurants.) You should look stunning, and revealing in whatever YOU feel the sexiest in, and don't wear panties.

Ask for a table somewhere secluded, you should probably set this up ahead of time, if possible.

Once you're seated and have ordered drinks, start giving him details quietly, while lightly coaxing your hand up his thigh. Pour on the charm and wit along with just how turned on the idea makes you, until the waitress/waiter returns.

Once you have ordered...

Tell your boyfriend how naughty it makes you feel to think of him bending you over that table right there in-front of everyone. This might be a good time to lick your lips, or wink if that's your gig.

Tell him how it turns you on when you think about his hand leaving your bare-ass blistered good.

Yes! This is wher
e you reveal you're panty-less. If he doesn’t get the hint, lean in and whisper softly across his ear, “I’m not wearing any now.”

You'll have him hook-line-and-sinker!

By now the food has come, and that's not all he's thinking about cumming!

95% accurate you'll be spanked daily if you wish!

I <3 you for writing to me. Hope my advice helps.

Love and Licks,

Little Miss Notoriety

~*~*~*~

Dear Belle
,

I feel so weird writing to an imaginary person, but maybe that's also what made it easy to hit send.

Sorry.

I'm a submissive male that has been in search of the perfect woman for years. Maybe I need to lower my standards because I keep missing the mark terribly.

Every woman I find is a gold digging whore. They just
want me for my money, and my pussy eating skills. Don't get me wrong, I like licking pussy, and I like spending money on my lady friend, but...I must draw the line when they want me to pay for their rent, right?

I'm not ugly, I enclosed a clothed picture of me. And I'm not rude, or else I would have sent a nude. And I just want to pamper a woman for the rest of my life. I know I sound pathetic, but really am I asking too much?

Desperate at 29

~*~*~*~

Dear Desperate at 29
,

First get up from your computer chair, and go put on your big boy panties— Right now!

FUCK!

You're a submissive, not a doormat. You're allowed to have opinions, and you're allowed to be funny, charming, and witty. You're also allowed to be a doormat, I guess, if that is what you'd like to do with the rest of your life.

Now, that you have your big boy panties on, let's talk business...

You're a very attractive man; I'd do you in a heartbeat. I think perhaps you're projecting what you need/want in the wrong fashion.

Like you sound totally desperate and you've no reason to sound that way! I just said I'd do you, that's a HUGE compliment.

So...here's my advice...

Get
on
the net. Find common interest groups that meet in your local area. (Book clubs, stamp collecting, gamers...whatever your cup of tea.) I'm sending you outside the box of women that claim dominance.

Oh no!

Just Trust me...

Find a woman that seems put together, a woman that commands the room, a woman that demands attention and flirt...but not overtly so, be casual.

You'll most likely have to attend a few meetings if she really is a dominant woman. Find reasons to talk
to her that are valid. Tell her how nice she looks, etc.

Don't just tell her word for word verbatim what I'm saying, that'll never work. You have to find out how to do it in your style and with no desperate flair signals flying. IE: don't talk about how rich you are, and don't tell her you like to eat pussy!

Ask her what movies she's seen recently or a concert she attended. You'll give her a chance to respond, and then continue talking about her; keep probing her for casual likes and dislikes.

By now, you should have seen her at least three times, and should know her favored foods, music, and you definitely should've imagined her with her clothes off by now.

It's the time to ask her for her number, or to ask her out— either way, take it slow, and learn the woman, and let her learn you.

This is just one approach, but my point is this...

Take your time, don't rush things. Even in the realm of those that have claimed they are dominant, we rush things too quickly. We are reading to jump head first because she/he has similar sexual interests.

What happens when sex is all you have?

I know easier said than done, but you have waited this long...what's a few more weeks, right?

I promise things will work out much better when you practice patience. It's a virtue I lack, so good luck with that.

Love and licks,

Little Miss Notoriety

P.S.
I’m always available by appointment if you just need someone to serve to get your fix! You know where to find me! Oh… and I’m not so imaginary!

P.S. VARIETY IS THE SPICE OF LIFE

The adventures of Miss Belle Notoriety of course AREN’T over, but you’ll have to look for the next installment to find out what the little trouble maker and heartbreaker’s been up to!

Current published works of Miss Penelope Jones:

Short Stories:

The Exception: an eternal kiss-
http://bit.ly/TE-Am
US

http://bit.ly/TE-UK

UK

The Babysitter Extraordinaire Volume 1-
(with an excerpt from
The Beautiful Catastrophe
a full length BDSM Romance novel)
http://bit.ly/BE-PJ
US
http://bit.ly/BE-UK
UK

The Babysitter Extraordinaire Volume 2- (with an excerpt from Adventures of Little Miss Notoriety)
http://bit.ly/BSE-V2
US
http://bit.ly/BSE2-UK
UK

Poetry:

Iniquitous Solace: The Aftermath
-
http://bit.ly/IS_TA

US

http://bit.ly/IS_A_UK

UK
http://bit.ly/IsAPrint

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