An Emperor for the Legion (36 page)

“That’ll teach you to be trifling with an honest man, won’t it now?” Viridovix yelled after the Videssian. He got no answer.

The tribune took a punch over the ear. He saw brief stars, but his assailant howled and clutched his left fist round a broken knuckle. Scaurus, too experienced to throw that kind of
punch, hit him in the pit of the stomach. He doubled over and fell, gasping for air. Turgot and Gawtruz both jumped on him.

“All right in there, enough now!” an accented tenor called from the doorway. “Break it up, or well use our spearshafts on you!” The mail-shirted Vaspurakaners pushed into the shambles that had been the inn’s common room. “Break it up, I said!” their officer repeated, and someone yelped as one of the troopers carried out the threat.

“Hullo, Senpat,” Marcus said indistinctly. One of his hands was in his mouth, trying to find out if a back tooth was loose. It was. Spitting redly, he asked, “How’s your lady?”

“Nevrat? She’s fine—” The young Vaspurakaner noble broke off in mid-sentence, a comic expression of surprise on his handsome features. “You, Scaurus, of all people, tavern brawling? You, the sensible, sober fellow who keeps everyone else out of trouble? By Vaspur the Firstborn, I’d not have believed it without the seeing.”

“Heresy,” someone muttered, but softly; fifteen Vaspurakaners crowded the room, every one of them armed.

Embarrassed, the tribune so far forgot his Stoic principles as to cast the blame elsewhere. “It’s Viridovix’ fault. He started the thing.”

“Don’t listen to him for even a second, Sviodo dear,” the Celt said to Senpat. “He was enjoying himself as much as the rest of us.” And Marcus, wine and battle both still firing his blood, could not say him nay.

The taverner, staring in horrified dismay at overturned tables, broken chairs, assorted potshards, and half a dozen of his kitchen creations splashed everywhere, let out a baritone shriek of despair. Not only was his eatery wrecked, but this Phos-despised foreign guard captain turned out to be friends with the wreckers! “Who’s going to pay for all this?” he moaned.

Abrupt silence fell. The men still standing looked at each other, at their comrades unconscious on the floor, at the door—which was full of Vaspurakaners. “Someone had better pay,” the innkeeper went on, his tone moving from despondence to threat, “or the whole city’ll know why, and then—”

“Shut up,” Scaurus said; he’d seen enough anti-foreign riots in Videssos never to want to see another. He reached for his belt. The taverner’s eyes widened in alarm, but he was seeking his purse, not his sword. “We share and share alike,”
he said, his gaze including his own party and everyone else in the inn.

“Why add me in?” Gorgidas demanded. “I didn’t help break up the place.” That was true enough; the Greek, not caring for fighting of any sort, had stayed on the sidelines.

“Then call it your fine for a liver full of milk,” Viridovix hooted. “If you’re after talking your way free, what’s to stop the rest of these omadhauns from doing the same?”

Gorgidas glared at him and opened his mouth to argue further, but Quintus Glabrio touched his arm. The junior centurion was another who did not brawl for sport, but a swollen lip and a bruise on his cheek said he had not been idle. He murmured something. Gorgidas dipped his head in acquiescence, the Greek gesture giving his exasperation perfect expression.

There were no other arguments. Scaurus turned back to the inn-keeper. “All right, what do you say this stuff is worth?” Seeing an ignorant outland mercenary in front of him, the man doubled the fair price. But the tribune laughed scornfully; it was folly to think of gulling someone with his nose fresh out of the tax rolls. At his counteroffer the taverner flinched and called on Phos, but grew much more reasonable. They settled quickly.

“Don’t forget the fellow lying out there in the snow,” Senpat Sviodo said helpfully. “The more shares, the less each one pays.” Three of his Vaspurakaners dragged the fellow back and flipped water in his face until he revived. It took several minutes; Marcus was glad Kekaumenos was a friend.

“Is that everyone?” he asked, scanning the battered room.

“Should be,” Gaius Philippus said, but Gawtruz broke in, “Vones, where is he?” His fat face was smug; he loved to score points off his fellow envoy.

Heads turned. No one saw the little Khatrisher. Then Viridovix remembered, “Dove clear out of the shindy, he did,” the Celt said, and lifted a tablecloth. Plakidia Teletze screamed. Vones, quicker thinking, snatched the cloth out of Viridovix’s hand and yanked it down.

“Begging your honor’s pardon, I’m sure,” Viridovix said, suave as any ambassador himself, “but when you’re finished the rest of us would be glad for a word with ye.” Then the effort of holding himself back was too much, and he doubled over with a guffaw.

Vones emerged a moment later, urbane as ever. “Wasn’t
what it seemed,” he said blandly. “Merely a coincidence, you understand, the way we happened to fall.”

Grinning, Arigh interrupted, “Your breeches are unbuttoned, Taso.”

“Why, so they are.” Not a bit nonplussed, Vones did them up again. “Now then, gentlemen, what do I owe you for my share in the festivities?” Plakidia scrambled out while he was talking. She bolted away from him; at Senpat Sviodo’s gesture his men stood aside to let her pass.

“It’s not us you should be after paying at all, at all,” Viridovix chuckled, and Vones got off free. Scaurus dug in his pouch, filled his free hand with silver. He counted out seventeen coins. It took twenty-four to equal a goldpiece of pure metal, but the tribune saw a couple of the city men spend two of Ortaias’ debased coins to pay their shares, and even then the innkeeper looked unhappy.

Gaius Philippus saw that, too, and narrowed his eyes in disgust. “You could be getting steel, not gold,” he pointed out, toying with the hilt of his shorts word. He had the look of a man who had scores of taproom fights behind him and had ended some of them just that way. The taverner wet his lips nervously as he counted the coins and pronounced himself satisfied. In fact he was hardly lying; too often threats were all he got after a brawl.

“Come by the barracks when you have the chance,” Marcus urged Senpat Sviodo as they left the inn. “We haven’t seen much of you lately.”

“I’ll do that,” the young noble answered. “I know I should have long ago, but there’s so much to see here in the city. It’s like another world.” Scaurus nodded his understanding; next to Videssos, Vaspur akan’s towns were but backwoods villages.

The courtesan in yellow tried to make up to Gaius Philippus but, his cheek still smarting, he rounded on her with advice more pungent than he’d had for the innkeeper. She answered with a two-fingered gesture every Videssian knew, and cast sheep’s eyes at the fat man who’d hit Marcus in the stomach. They strolled off arm in arm.

The senior centurion stared glumly after her. Viridovix clucked. “Foosh, it’s a rare wasteful man y’are,” he said. “That was a lass with fire in her; a rare ride she would have given you.” Scaurus thought that an odd sentiment, coming
from the Gaul—his own companions were all of them lovely, but none had any spirit to speak of.

“Women,” Gaius Philippus said, as if the word was enough to explain everything.

“Only take the time to know ’em, Roman dear, and you’ll find ’em not so strange,” Viridovix retorted. “And they’re great fun besides—isn’t that right, my dears, my darlings?” He swept all three of them into his arms; the way they snuggled close spoke louder than any words of agreement.

Gaius Philippus did his best to stay impassive; Marcus was probably the only one who noticed his jaw jet, saw his eyes narrow and grow hard. The Celt’s teasing, this time, had struck deep, though Viridovix himself did not realize it. When the Celt opened his mouth for another sally, the tribune stepped on his foot.

“Ow! Bad cess to you, you hulking looby!” Viridovix exclaimed, hopping. “What was the point o’ that?”

Scaurus apologized and meant it; in his hurry, he’d trod harder than he intended.

“Well, all right then,” the Gaul said. He stretched luxuriantly. “Indeed and the shindy was not a bad way to be starting the evening, if a bit tame. Let’s be off to another tavern and do it ag—och, you black spalpeen, that was no accident!” The tribune had stepped on his other foot.

Viridovix bent down and flung a handful of snow in his face. Cheeks stinging and eyebrows frosted white, Marcus retaliated in kind—as did Helvis, who had taken some of the snow that missed the Roman. In an instant everyone was pelting everyone else, laughing and shouting and cheering each other on. Marcus was just as well pleased; a snowfight was safer than most things Viridovix reckoned entertainment.

Sitting secure in Videssos, it was easy to imagine the Empire still master of all its lands—or it would have been, had Scaurus not been wrestling with the imperial tax rolls. In his office he had a map of the westlands showing the districts from which revenues had been collected. Most towns and villages in the coastal lowlands had little bronze pins stabbed through them, indicating that imperial agents had taken what was due from them. The central plateau, though, the natural settling ground for nomads like the Yezda, showed virtually a blank expanse of parchment. Worse, a finger of that same
ominous blankness pushed east down the Arandos River valley toward Garsavra. If the town fell, it opened the way for the invaders to burst forward all the way to the shore of the Sailors’ Sea.

Baanes Onomagoulos was as well aware of the somber truth as the imperial finance ministry. The noble’s estates were hard by Garsavra, and his patience with Thorisin, never long, grew shorter with every report of a new Yezda advance.

The Emperor knew the reason for Onomagoulos’ constant reproaches and knew there was some justice to them. He bore them with more self-control than Marcus had thought he owned. He committed such aid as he could to the Arandos valley; more, in Scaurus’ eyes, than Videssos, threatened all through the westlands, could readily afford to spend there. But at every session of the imperial council Onomagoulos’ cry was always for more men.

Thorisin’s patience finally wore thin. About six weeks after the midwinter fest, he told his captious marshal, “Baanes, I am not made of soldiers, and Garsavra is not Videssos’ only weak point. The nomads are pushing out of Vaspurakan toward Pityos and they’re raiding in the westlands’ south as well. And the winter’s cold enough to freeze the Astris, so the Khamorth’ll likely poke south across it to see if we poke back. The company I sent west ten days ago will have to be the last.”

Onomagoulos ran his fingers up over the crown of his head, a gesture, Marcus guessed, born when hair still covered it. “Two hundred seventy-five men! Huzzah!” he said sourly. “How many Namdaleni, aye, and these other damned out-landers, too,” he added with a glance at Scaurus, “are sitting here in the city, eating like so many hogs?”

Drax answered with the cool mercenary’s logic Marcus had come to expect from the great count: “Why should his Majesty throw my men away in a fight they’re not suited for? We’re heavier-armed than you Videssians care to be. Most times we find it useful, but in deep snow we’re slow and floundering, easy meat for the nomads’ light horse.”

“The same is true of my men, but more so, for we aren’t mounted,” Marcus echoed.

The quarrel might have been smoothed over there, for Onomagoulos was a soldier and recognized the point the others made. But Soteric happened to be at the council instead of
Utprand, who was ill with a coughing fever. Scaurus’ headstrong brother-in-law took offense at Baanes’ gibe at the Namdaleni and gave it back in kind. “Hogs, is it? You bloody cocksure snake, if you knew anything about nomads you wouldn’t have let yourself get trapped in front of Maragha. Then you wouldn’t be sitting here carping about the upshot of your own stupidity!”

“Barbarian bastard!” Onomagoulos shouted. His chair crashed over backward as he tried to leap to his feet; his hand darted for his sword hilt. But his crippled leg buckled, and he had to grab for the council table to keep from falling. He had taken the laming wound in the fight Soteric named, and the Namdalener laughed at him for it.

“Will you watch that polluted tongue of yours?” Scaurus hissed at him. Drax, too, put a warning hand on his arm, but Soteric shook it off. He and Utprand bore the count no love.

Onomagoulos regained his feet. His saber rasped free. “Come on, baseborn!” he yelled, almost beside himself with rage. “One leg’s plenty to deal with scum like you!”

Soteric surged up. Marcus and Drax, sitting on either side of him, started to grab his shoulders to haul him down again, but it was Thorisin’s battlefield roar of “Enough!” that froze everyone in place, Roman and great count no less than the combatants.

“Enough!” the Emperor yelled again, barely softer. “Phos’ light, the two of you are worse than a couple of brats fratching over who lost the candy. Mertikes, get Baanes’ chair—he seems to have mislaid it.” Zigabenos jumped to obey. “Now, the both of you sit down and keep still unless you’ve something useful to say.” Under his glower they did, Soteric a bit shamefaced but Onomagoulos still furious and making only the barest effort to hide it.

Speaking to Gavras as if to a small boy, the Videssian noble persisted, “Garsavra must have more troops, Thorisin. It is a very important city, both of itself and for its location.”

The Emperor bridled at that tone, which he had heard from Onomagoulos for too many years. But he still tried for patience as he answered, “Baanes, I have given Garsavra twenty-five hundred men, at least. Along with the retainers you muster on your estates, surely enough warriors are there to hold back the Yezda till spring. They don’t fly over the snow themselves, you know; they slog through it like anyone
else. When spring comes I intend to hit them hard, and I won’t piddle away my striking force a squad here and a company there until I have nothing left.”

Onomagoulos stuck out his chin; his pointed beard jutted toward Gavras. “The men are needed, I tell you. Will you not listen to plain sense?”

No one at the table wanted to meet Thorisin’s eye while he was being hectored so, but all gazes slid his way regardless. He said only, “You may not have them,” but there was iron in his voice.