Authors: Bruce Durbin
ANTHONY (CONT’D)
And, a coyote probably would have
went for the throat, but...
ANTHONY (CONT’D)
I don’t see any marks around the
their throats. Probably cut the
goats open, while they were still
alive. The goats then died from
blood loss.
Christina suddenly appears in the screen of a camera, as she
puts on some rubber gloves, reaches into a pocket and pulls
out a small baggy, along with some large tweezers.
Christina bends down over one goat and takes a sample of some
tissues from around one of the cut marks, carefully placing
it into the baggy.
Christina moves to another goat and does the same thing,
while everyone just watches her with amazement. Christina
moves to the third goat and does the same thing. She then
straightens up and sees that everyone is looking at her. She
sees puzzlement in their faces.
CHRISTINA (CONT’D)
I was a Criminal Justice
major...For a semester. I have a
friend, who works in a lab.
CHRISTINA (CONT’D)
I’ll have him check these samples
for D-N-A, see if it came from
animals or...
GINA (CONT’D)
We’ll have proof. Scientific
proof.
GINA
Let’s go back into town and see if
we can find any other WITNESSES.
GINA (CONT’D)
We can’t just stop with one
witness, with one...
GINA (CONT’D)
Incident of...of Alien
visitation...mutation. We need
more.
MONTAGE: ENDS
EXT. TOWN - DUSK
GINA
All those interviews and no one
else has witnessed a mutilation.
YASMINE
If you would just listen to me...It
was coyotes.
YASMINE (CONT’D)
I can’t wait to get back to Vegas.
Take a nice hot shower, a cup of
hot cocoa, then to bed.
CHAZ
(moving closer to Yasmine)
Sounds good to me. Although, I
think a nice soak in a bathtub,
with a little wine, would be more
romantic, but hey, whatever you
want.
GINA
I think we should spend the night
here.
GINA (CONT’D)
Look, we came all this way to do a
documentary that would blow
Professor Simmons’ mind.
CHAZ
We have a couple of hours of
interviews with REAL people,
eyewitnesses to several U-F-O
encounters...
ANTHONY
An interview with the author of an
U-F-O book...
CHRISTINA
Possible evidence of mutation by
visiting aliens. We won’t know,
until...
(looking at Chaz)
Let nerd boy create a U-F-O and
edit it into our film.
GINA
(ignoring Anthony)
Come on, it’ll be fun. We have the
camping equipment, we can stop by
the store and pick up some food. A
little cookout, then watch the U-FO’s light up the night sky.
GINA (CONT’D)
Okay, we catch a U-F-O on film, we
could make some money.
FADE IN:
EXT. FIELD - DUSK
Chaz is filming the other students (excluding Christina), as
they get out of the car, which has parked in a small camping
area. Chaz has setup the cameras to cover the campsite and
the surrounding hills. Anthony looks around, then shines a
flashlight on the pamphlet, being held by Gina.
ANTHONY
Yeah, according to the sign guy’s
map.
They look around at the destitute area, not seeing any other
campers. Yasmine holds her camera. Yasmine and Chaz begin
to PAN around the area, with the POV switching from one to
the other, focusing on the area, as well as their faces.
CHAZ
Yeah, like a scene out of some
horror movie.
YASMINE
Like I suggested, I say Chaz shoots
some video, then he can edit it,
adding some spaceship lights and
then...
GINA
This is a documentary, not a
fictional film. There will be no
editing and no creation of
spaceships.
CHAZ
Wow, I can totally see you as a C-EO, doing a hostile takeover.
GINA
(softening)
We’re already here. It’s Wednesday
night, which everyone we’ve talked
to, says is the night when most of
the U-F-O sightings occur.
ANTHONY
Gina is right. Besides, if we
actually get footage of a U-F-O,
it’ll guarantee us an A on the
project. I’m in.
GINA (CONT’D)
The last interview? We didn’t
leave her, did we?
Gina, holding the keys to the car, starts to open the door,
when she comes face-to-face with Christina. They both
SCREAM, with Gina dropping back to the ground and dropping
the car keys.
Christina opens the door, as Gina starts to get up from the
ground, with Chaz having moved up to her. Chaz looks down at
the car keys and picks them up, putting them in a pocket.
CHRISTINA
Looks like the kinda place you’d
see U-F-O’s.
GINA
What were you doing in the car?
Why didn’t you...
Gina moves closer, as the interior LIGHT from the CAR
slightly illuminates Christina. Gina sees that Christina has
earphones in her ears.
CHRISTINA
Yeah, well, I think I’ll sleep in
the car...Wake me if you see any UF-O’s. If they want a specimen, I
suggest they take you. That will
ensure that they won’t come back.
GINA
(with authority)
We’re all sleeping out. No one is
sleeping in the car. And...
(pulling out the other
earphone)
This is serious. Everyone needs to
be alert.
CHAZ
(to Anthony)
She says that one more time and I’m
going to tie her to a stake,
pleading any passing U-F-O to take
her away.
Gina slightly spins around, then looks at Anthony.
GINA (CONT’D)
What direction did that old guy say
the U-F-O’s typically appear?
GINA
Oh, okay. Chaz, setup a camera,
focusing on that hill.
CHAZ (CONT’D)
(to himself)
Chaz, set up the camera. Chaz,
load the car. Chaz, unload the
car. Chaz, do this, Chaz, do that.
CHAZ (CONT’D)
Get the other cameras rolling.
It’s getting close.
ANTHONY
Uh, Chaz, buddy, that’s a passenger
jet.
ANTHONY (CONT’D)
It’s moving too slow for a U-F-O
and the flight pattern doesn’t fit
what eye witnesses have said about
U-F-O’s...They don’t travel in
straight lines.
Chaz looks into the sky, as the jet continues to slowly move
across the sky. Chaz looks back into the camera viewfinder
and slowly PANS the sky, failing to see anything. As Chaz
bumps the camera, moving it to ground level, a BLURRED SHADOW
moves between some trees, without Chaz noticing.
CHAZ
This is a waste. The only aliens
out here are...
Chaz PANS the camera around, with Gina, Yasmine, and
Christina coming into view. Anthony is building a small
campfire, as the girls take items out of some ice coolers.
Chaz moves the camera, ZOOMING in on Yasmine, who is bending
over, with her buttocks towards Chaz. Chaz ZOOMS in on the
swaying buttocks.
GINA
Quit wasting film. Set the cameras
up.
POV switches to behind Chaz, watching him, then looking at
the other students.
POV moves, as though someone is circling the camp. Chaz
moves to the campfire and sits down, with Christina handing
him a hotdog.
Anthony finishes and picks up the book. He thumbs through
some pages and then stops, reading. He seems to have
memorized the words, as he then looks up into the sky.
ANTHONY
They sent us emissaries over the
years. Every time they did, we
either treated them like gods or
tried to kill them...
CHAZ (CONT’D)
Yeah, you're thinking that I'm
stupid and shallow, but after
aliens visited the Mayans, they
started doing human sacrifices.
After aliens visited the Egyptians,
they used slave labor to build
pyramids to bury their gods. I
think there’s a pattern of aliens
visiting and then people dying.
Besides, who keeps track of
visiting aliens?
It’s not like aliens are checked by
Immigration on their way in and...
ANTHONY
(evil smile)
Something to think about, while
we’re waiting out here, in the
middle of nowhere, for the
miraculous appearance of aliens.
CHRISTINA
No service. Brian was suppose to
call me tonight and...
ANTHONY
Think about this. You know what
our Government has done with alien
EMISSARIES?
GINA
Here we go, the alien conspiracy
theory.
ANTHONY
They've killed them, dissected
them, cut them up into little
pieces, just to find out what makes
them tick.
ANTHONY (CONT’D)
Sometimes, the aliens were still
alive, when they were dissected.
Everyone looks at the SIZZLING HOTDOG.
ANTHONY (CONT’D)
Now, if that Emissary was your
brother, father, uncle, or
whatever, do you think you'd be
coming to Earth, in peace?
(pause)
Now, maybe you can explain one or
two incidents away, as maybe
Earthlings are a bit jumpy about
visitors from other solar systems,
but what if every single time an
alien comes to Earth, he ends up on
a stainless steel bed, cut up into
pieces...
ANTHONY (CONT’D)
No, there's no disagreeing that OUR
space brothers are more
intellectually advanced than us,
but how long do you think they're
gonna tolerate our less then
hospitable treatment?
CHAZ
My uncle worked oil rigs in the
Amazon and he said dealing with the
natives, who were just a couple of
hundred years behind us, was almost
impossible.