and Gower. It was right next door to the Paladium.
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It was real impressive because on Sunday, in comes Jack Benny. He sits us all down. There were six or seven kids. He says, "You kids are professionals. I know you're gonna do a great job. Ta-da, ta-da, ta-da."
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We ran through the show twice and then we did it, just like you see in the movies. We stood up to a microphone with a script. You hear the theme music. And then the announcer, Don Wilson, who is actually me, comes on. And Dennis Day, aka Stuffy Singer, is singing.
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And I said to myself when I was doing it, standing there at the microphone, I couldn't believe where I was.
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I'm sitting there with Jack Benny. The guy I listened to from my house. That was really Jack Benny. That was really Rochester. And Don Wilson and all these people, and I'm going, "Wow!"
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I mean, Will Rogers didn't impress me. He was a nice guy. I had done this show on CBS television, "The Allen Young Show." Allen Young didn't impress me. He was a nice guy, too.
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But Jack Benny impressed the hell out of me.
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I mean, Jack was nice, too.
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He was, oh man, he was Jack Benny.
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Burns and Allen, Jack Benny, Fibber McGee and Molly, Amos and Andy. That was my life, man.
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Jack Benny. He was bigger than Crusader Rabbit.
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I did four or five Jack Benny radio shows.
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It was big scoots to me, too. I made 200 bucks a show. That was cool. Hey, man, I had like $1,000 before I was 10 years old.
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I went out and bought myself a bicycle.
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Actually, it was not my first bicycle, though. I got my first bike, a Schwinn-some-kinda-master, from Captain Jet. Captain Jet was on TV and he used to put his finger around his eye and he used to go, "Zooooom!"
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And then he'd go, "And for you big kids, Moooooz!"
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Hey, Captain Jet was cool, man. When you were in LA, you watched either Uncle Archie or Captain Jet. Uncle Archie, it turned out when you met him, was a drunken old sot and he was mean. But Captain Jet, while he was slightly loony, he was cool. So I watched Captain Jet.
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And somehow, Captain Jet picked my name on a postcard one time and I got to be his co-pilot for a day.
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And for that I got this Schwinn bicycle. It was beautiful and it was
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