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Authors: Luke Young

Tags: #Humorous, #Time Travel, #Literature & Fiction, #Romantic Comedy, #Satire, #American, #General Humor, #Humor & Satire, #Romance

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Studying the scene, I frown. "I really think you should be naked for this."

"What? You didn't say anything about—"

"I just think it works better that way." I frown and nod my head, expectantly.

She looks at me, insulted. "You don’t think I look good enough this way?"

"No, no, you look great, but we only get one shot at this and I think our best chance is with all your..." I wave my finger around pointing to her body. "...beautiful lady parts showing."

"All right." Giving me a tired look, she sighs before removing her bra.

I ready one set of handcuffs as she slips the panties down her legs. I smile. "Now, that's it. He may faint when he sees you like this, because wow, just wow. Is it hot in here or is it just me?"

She tries to suppress a smile, but fails. "You're cute. A pain in the ass, but cute."

"I knew you liked me." I attach one end of the pink furry handcuff to the headboard and the other around her wrist. Leaning over Laura, I take the other hard steel handcuff and secure it to the headboard and hand her the other end. Pausing, I gaze down at her naked body and take a deep breath. "God, you smell good. I wish we had a few more minutes. I kinda like having you strapped down."

"I'll bet, you perv. Now hurry up." Laura holds the other open handcuff in her hand in the ready position, but hidden on the side of her body.

"Ready?"

"Yeah."

I head over to the backpack and pull out a ball gag and make a face. "Where'd you get all this stuff?"

"My sister is a freak."

"Yeah, sure." I give her a suspicious look.

"I'm serious."

After taking a few steps back and tilting my head, I study the scene, grimacing. "You look cute, but..."

"What is it?" She sighs.

"You know... maybe you should spread your legs a little."

"Get the hell out of here."

"We could totally do that threesome now." I flash her a naughty grin.

"Go."

"Okay." I walk backwards, never taking my eyes off of her.

"Wait the key," she says, her eyes wide.

"Which is it?"

"The one on the pink rabbit's foot thingy."

Searching through the bag, I pull out the key and place it on the dresser across from the bed.

"Now, go."

Rushing over to Alan's side of the room, I wait with my heart pounding out of my chest. This is so exciting. A naked girl strapped to a bed when I'm about to subdue my past self. This is so James Bondish. I rub my hands together and my eyes light up when I notice the hole I cut in the wall a few days ago is still open for business.

Grinning, I head over to it and peer through. "That body is so wasted on other girls."

"What?" Laura says, looking around the room confused. "Where are you?"

"Here." I poke my finger through the hole. "See the hole?"

Pulling my hand back, I return my eye to the hole. She shoots me a sickened look. "I don't even want to know what that is there for. You guys are totally disgusting."

Suddenly, the door opens and Laura's eyes widen. I crouch down for no particular reason. But I suppose it's mainly because this is my first kidnapping, although could it really be considered that since I'd be doing it to myself. My pondering of that question is interrupted when I hear young Ben say, "What are you doing here?"

Returning to the hole in the wall, I look right until I spot my towel-covered past self.

Laura says, "Why don't you just come over here and find out?"

"Look Laura, I have a girlfriend. I can't do this."

"I was really hoping you could help me." She spreads her legs a little and tugs her arm up extending the pink fuzzy handcuff's chain until it can go no further. "Cause I seem to be stuck."

"How did you get in?"

"The door was unlocked."

"Oh..." Ben stands frozen, simply staring at the gorgeous naked Laura in his bed.

"You pussy," I whisper.

"You had fun the other night didn't you?" She asks.

"Yeah, sure, but look; I met this girl and I really think... I don’t know, I just can't do this."

"That's too bad." She frowns. "In that case, do you think you could unlock me then?"

"Sure." He heads over to the bed. "Where's the key?"

She motions with a head movement to the dresser and he turns toward it. Scared, I pull back from the hole and stop breathing as I hold still. After a moment, I return to looking out the hole. Laura waits smiling as Ben goes to work on the handcuff with the key. Once her hand is free, she wraps that arm around him pulling him down on top of her.

"Just lay with me for a minute. I'm just really in a bad place right now."

"Okay." He holds still on top of her wearing an odd expression.

Before he knows what hit him, she closes the steel handcuff around his wrist and slides out from under him. Then she stands next to the bed, looking toward the hole in the wall and nervously waving for me to come over.

"What are you doing," Ben asks, testing the strength of the handcuff. "Look, you're just going to have to move on. I mean, I know it was amazing, but—"

I appear in the room with my hands behind my back holding the ball gag. "Hey there, Ben."

Looking at me shocked, his jaw drops open. "What the hell?"

"You'll thank me later." Rushing over, I grab his other arm, holding it steady as Laura secures it with the fuzzy handcuff.

Now with both arms cuffed, he glares at us. "You guys are out of your minds. What the hell are you going to do?"

"Don't worry about it," I say as I place the gag around his head and push the ball into his mouth.

"Hmmm, hmmm, ummm, fmmmm..." Young Ben struggles to say as his eyes begin to water.

I grab both sets of keys and hold them up. "Shhh."

"Fummm, hmmmm, dmmmm." He flails his arms, rattling the chains against the headboard. Then he's suddenly quiet and his eyes are bugging out of his head. I follow them to Laura who's still completely naked standing next to the bed. Her gaze shifts between me and young Ben.

"Uh, Laura?"

"Huh? What?"

"As much as I like looking at your fabulous tits we really need to get moving. Could you find your clothes?"

Turning to me, she blinks a few times. "This is just so weird, you guys look so much alike."

"Yeah…" I give her a tired look. "We're like, you know the same person so..."

"I know, I know, but hearing it is one thing, seeing it is… wow."

"Okay I get it, but show's over." I pick up the backpack and out falls a giant dildo which tumbles to the floor with a loud thump. Retrieving it from the floor, I scoff. "Why did you bring this?"

I find her bent over picking her clothes up off the floor. It's a great view, but I repeat the question, holding the foot long blue monster up for her to see.

She pulls on her panties. "Oh, I just grabbed a bunch of stuff. I was in a hurry."

Pointing it at young Ben, I smile. "Get ready..."

His eyes widen somehow even more and he fights once again to break free, moaning and groaning.

"I'm kidding. Now would you just listen for a second?"

Quieting down, he closes his eyes for a moment and when he opens them he nods angrily.

"Okay, I only need a few hours. I called Alan and told him to meet you here at eleven, but not to come here any earlier because you were going to have Emily over and you know..." I smile. "Which is a lie, because as you and I both know you are supposed to be meeting her at the bar."

Grunting, he shakes his head and shoots me a look that tells me if his hands were free they would surely be wrapped around my neck again.

"I'm going to put the key in Alan's top drawer. So don't go trying to drag the bed across the room, because there is no way it will fit through that hallway. Oh, and I saw Eliot in his room and he's the only one here. I'm going to tell him that Alan has some freaky wild chick over and under no circumstances should he come in the room. So don’t go chewing your arms off to escape or making a lot of noise."

I'm still holding the dildo and waving it around like a weapon. Chuckling, I look to Laura who now has her bra on and is pulling on her shorts. "Is this really your sister's?"

"I swear."

"You should really talk to her about this. I mean, this just isn't fair... no guy can compete with this thing."

"Can you believe this?" I hold it out for young Ben to get a closer look and he gives me a wide-eyed sympathetic nod.

Now fully dressed, she says, "Let's go."

"I'm sorry it had to be this way. I tried to reason with you, but you wouldn't listen. I promise this is the best thing for both of you."

He lets out a low grunt.

"Now, behave yourself. This will all be over soon."

With young Ben sufficiently occupied Laura drives me to her house. I shower, put on some clean clothes I borrowed from young Ben and wait for Laura. She returns from her own shower with a towel wrapped around her breasts and barely covering her other parts. As she towel tries her hair, I'm almost sure I can see a little of her adorable ass cheeks and I swallow hard studying her closer.

"I feel horrible about what we did to Ben," she says.

"Me too," I reply, slowly, unblinkingly.

Turning to me with her hands on the towel, she catches my wide-eyed gawk and sneers. "You don't really do you?"

"Do we have to go through it again? It was unavoidable." I try to suppress my smile. "We don't have much time so you should probably get dressed."

She shoots me a disgusted look. "Could you turn around?"

"Really?" I ask, disappointed.

"Yeah, really."

Shrugging, I raise my hands up. "I just saw you strapped to a bed."

"Still."

"This is literally my last day here. The least you could do is show me a little more of what I'll be missing out on for the rest of my life."

"Oh, all right." Shaking her head, she drops the towel and places her hands on her hips. "Happy now?"

"Uh-huh," I mumble, mesmerized. "You're adorable."

"Thanks."

"Would you mind turning back around and bending over for a second, just to—"

"Don't push it."

"No, sorry, okay." Curling my lip, I gaze at all the important stuff as she pulls the panties up over her hips and slips on her bra. She shuffles around the room, pulling clothing from her closet and drawers as she tries on various sexy outfits each time asking my opinion. Frowning, I say things like 'that's okay' or 'I don't know' although I'm not really paying attention to the outfits, I merely want to see her back in the underwear before she tries on yet another ensemble.

"This makes me look fat," she says cringing at her reflection in the mirror.

"Uh-huh."

She turns to me and frowns. "You really think I look fat?"

"What, no, you look... un—fat. I mean, skinny."

She shoots me a look that could kill. "I'm too skinny?"

"No, you're not fat and you're not skinny. You are perfectly, perfect, proportioned and—"

"Shut up." She dismisses me with a wave of her hand before slipping out of the shorts and pulling off the blouse. "Gosh, I really hate my wardrobe." She stands before me in nothing but that tiny yellow lace bra and panties. Holding up a shirt in front of her looking in the mirror, she shakes her head, unsatisfied.

My eyes travel up her legs, stopping briefly at her exquisite rear end before continuing on to her neck. "God, you are really beautiful." Standing, I take a deep breath and step in behind her. Massaging her neck, I put my head on her shoulder and smile at her through the mirror. "You really don't think we make a cute couple?"

"Oh, that feels good." She moans.

Okay, so maybe I still don't know how to go down on a girl, but I do know how to give a killer massage.
Running my hands down her back, I work her muscles and watch as her eyes roll back in her head.

"Wow, that, um…" She arches her back and relaxes her shoulders.

I whisper, "Stick with me and you could be getting one of these every day, maybe even twice a day on weekends."

She slowly exhales and I slip my fingers into her panties and massage her cheeks.

"What are you doing?"

"It's called a full body."

"Oh... okay."

Glancing to the clock, I notice it's getting late and frown. I look slowly down her entire body one last time and let out a desperately painful sigh. Then I press by hips forward into her and caress her shoulders. Moaning, she pushes her ass back and suddenly I'm rock hard.

"Maybe one more time would be okay," she whispers before turning to wrap her arms around me and press her lips to mine. We kiss for a moment then she pulls back and runs her tongue over her lips. "After all you did come all the way back for me."

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