Even Vampires Get the Blues (10 page)

. . . and turned my attention to the ghostly figures who stood around us.

Paen felt a moment of surprise that quickly melted into active curiosity.

“There are more than I expected.” He pursed his lips a little as he looked at the ring of ghosts around us. “Do you normally see ghosts when you talk to houses?”

“Ooh, she found ghosts,” Clare said, scooting closer to Finn. “Isn't this exciting?”

“It's something, all right,” Finn answered, a comical expression of disbelief and amusement on his face.

“Not normally, no,” I told Paen. “It's especially rare at night, when I'm not at my best, power-wise. Sometimes you'll find one if it has an extremely strong tie to the location. But this place is kind of special. The ground is practically steeped in blood. I'm guessing that's given these ghosts the powers to make it through to me even late at night.”

“Yes, Dunstan Moor is one of the bloodiest battlefields in Scottish history. It makes Culloden look like a virtual playground. Er . . . can you talk to them?”

“She's going to talk to the ghosts now,” Clare said to Finn, sotto voce, but not nearly quiet enough.

“Clare!”

“Sorry.”

“I'll try. No promises.” I looked at the nearest ghost, a man with a long scraggly black beard, a filthy yellow tunic, and a yellow and brown bit of plaid material twisted around his waist as some sort of primitive kilt. “Hello. I'm Sam.”

The ghost squinted at me for a minute, then said something to the man nearest him. They both laughed.

“I don't suppose you got that?” I asked Paen without taking my eyes off the ghosts. Normally I wouldn't be worried about them, since ghosts can't interact with this reality without first being grounded, but with this area so strongly steeped in the beyond, I was willing to bet it served as a grounding force.

“Actually, I did. He seems to be speaking an ancient dialect of early Gaelic.”

“Oh, good. What did he say?”

“That you're splayed out like a pig about to be roasted.”

I glared at the ghost as I sat up, swinging my legs off the table, making sure to keep my mind firmly enmeshed with Paen's. I was a bit woozy with the drain on my power, but I figured I had enough to get us through a brief chat. “How do I say ‘up yours' in ancient, ghostly Gaelic?”

He told me. It was highly satisfying to see the ghosts' eyes widen with surprise for a moment when I repeated it, and then the lot of them burst into laughter and clapped each other on the back.

“Why do I suspect you just had me telling a dirty joke?” I asked Paen as I carefully slid off the table and moved over to stand next to him.

He grinned in response. My stomach contracted at the sight of his grin, but it soon settled back to normal as we conducted a one-sided interview of the ghosts. Paen translated for me, while I tried my best to repeat phonetically everything he said.

“Did you see a man with a monkey shoot this woman here?” we asked the ghosts.

The leader, who identified himself as a man named Uilleam, answered in the negative.

“Has there been a disturbance of any sort in the area in the last hour or so?” I asked, via Paen's help.

“Nay,” Uilleam answered. “Just the mortals dancing about and making fools of themselves on the plain.”

“You think he means the actors?” Clare asked, clearly fascinated.

We asked. Uilleam answered in the affirmative.

“He says they don't know what they're doing,” Paen said as Uilleam and two of his buddies stumbled over each other's words to speak. “He says if those swords weren't dulled, they'd have all killed themselves days ago.”

“Well, they are just actors,” I said, less concerned about the quality of acting and sword choreography than I was the man who shot Clare. “I wonder why they didn't see the guy with the monkey?”

Paen listened a moment as Uilleam said something else. He smiled in response. “It sounds to me as if they've been spending their time watching the film people. You're right about one thing—they are tied to the land. They all gave their lives to defend it, and to it they are bound, acting as guardians of a sort.”

“Fascinating, but not terribly helpful as far as finding out why someone wants the bird statue, or for that matter, who he was. Well, I guess we're done here—”

One of the ghosts shouted something to Uilleam, who looked thoughtful for a moment, then turned to face his men and yelled something at them.

“What's going on now?” I asked Paen in a low voice, a little bit worried about the ghosts. So far they'd been perfectly well behaved, but I was still concerned about the possibility that they might have a physical presence in our world.

“Uh-oh.”

“What? What are they saying?”

“Uh-oh? What uh-oh?” Clare asked at the same time as I spoke.

An odd look of chagrin passed over Paen's face. “The suggestion has been made that they do
something about the lack of sword skill being demonstrated by the actors.”

“Oh no,” I said, a dread feeling in the pit of my stomach. “You mean—”

Paen nodded. “Yes. They intend to show everyone how it's done.”

Uilleam shouted something that sounded very much like a battle cry. The air around him seemed to shimmer and part, as if he was walking through a translucent curtain.

“Goddess above, I see a ghost,” Clare said, her eyes huge as she grabbed on to Finn. “He materialized! Do you see him?”

“Yes,” Finn said, sounding just as curious as Paen. “Fascinating.”

“No, no, no,” I said, putting myself in Uilleam's path, my hands raised to stop him even though I knew it would serve no practical purpose. “I am not going to be responsible in any way, shape, or form for ghosts manifesting to teach a bunch of actors how to swordfight. I'll never live that down. . . . Holy moly! I can feel him!”

Evidently Uilleam wasn't expecting to do more than materialize visually either, because he stopped and looked down in surprise at my hands on his chest.

“Oh no,” I groaned, the dread feeling growing. “I was right. He's ground
eee!
”

Before I could get the word out of my mouth, Uilleam decided to make up for what must have been at least six hundred years of nooky-less existence by grabbing me, pulling me into an all-too-real embrace, his lips cooler than body temperature as they mashed up against my mouth.

Paen was there in a flash, jerking me out of Uilleam's arms as he snarled something that sounded like it was probably obscene. Uilleam laughed and made him a little bow, giving me a lascivious waggle of his eyebrows.

“He heard you? He understood you?”

“Yes,” Paen said, releasing my shoulder. He looked pissed, both at me and the ghost. I frowned at his frown.

“Good. Then you can tell him that now is not the time to show a bunch of actors how to wield a sword. Tell him if he doesn't back off and go back to his ephemeral form, we'll call in a Summoner and have them all sent to the Akasha.”

Paen duly told the ghost what I said. Uilleam spat out a few words that I didn't need to have translated, then stalked back to his men, his form shimmering slightly as he released his grounding. The men grumbled when Uilleam gave them my ultimatum, a couple of them looking daggers at me.

“They're not very happy,” Paen said quietly. “Perhaps it would be best if we were to leave.”

“Poor ghosts,” Clare said, her mouth turned down with sadness. She turned to me. “Would it be such a bad thing if they were to join the actors—”

I raised an eyebrow.

She sighed. “I suppose so. It seems so unfair, though. They just want to have a little fun, and they are offering to help . . .”

“Another time,” I said firmly, having way too much to deal with at the moment to add battle-hungry ghosts to my list. “I think Paen's right. There's nothing more we can find out here.”

“So what do we do now?” Finn asked as we said a polite good-bye to the ghosts, gathered up our things, and climbed the slight hill to the overlook area where all the cars were parked.

“We'll just add the guy who attacked Clare to our list of things to investigate. In the meantime, I don't think it would be smart of you to go anywhere on your own, just in case this man decides to shoot you again. Or worse.”

“Nothing can be worse than shooting an innocent gown,” Clare said, smoothing a hand down the fabric she held tenderly in her arms.

“I will be happy to act as a bodyguard,” Finn said, giving Clare a look that was unmistakable. I glanced from him to Paen, but my would-be lover was clearly thinking of other things.

“Oooh,” Clare said, momentarily distracted by Finn's lascivious look. “That would be fun. I've never had a bodyguard before.”

“You can't go out in daylight,” I pointed out, not wanting to interfere with what could be a budding romance, but obliged to make sure Clare was protected during the day.

“I can. I just have to have protection. How do you think we came here earlier today?” Finn glanced at his watch. It was now the second hour of deep night (better known as one in the morning). “Or rather, yesterday.”

“You can go out during the day?” I asked Paen. “I thought Dark Ones couldn't? Or is that just a vampire old wive's tale?”

“It's partially true,” Finn answered for him. “My brothers and I can tolerate a lot more than Paen, but
even he can go out if he has enough protection from direct sunlight.”

“How can you tolerate more than Paen?” I asked, distracted by the idea of vampires who could walk in daylight.

“Finn—” Paen said warningly.

His brother ignored him. “We all, the three of us, are Moravians. Paen is a Dark One. That means we have souls, but he doesn't. Our parents weren't Joined when he was born.”

“Huh?” I asked, more confused than ever. “Joined?”

“That's enough, Finn,” Paen said, stepping over a low chain barrier at the edge of the overlook.

“Joining is the procedure a Dark One undertakes with his Beloved, the woman who can salvage his soul and make him whole again. Mum was Dad's Beloved, but due to a war, they didn't complete the Joining until after Paen was born.”

“They don't want to hear about our family history,” Paen said, striding over to his car. “There are more important things to be discussed, like what steps are to be taken next in the search for our statue.”

“I don't know, I'm kind of interested in hearing about this,” I said, smiling at Paen. He glowered back at me.

Finn looked from his brother to me, a smile growing slowly on his lips. “Sorry, Paen. I didn't realize you don't want me telling Sam about Beloveds. No doubt she wouldn't be interested if I told her how there is one woman who can save you, a woman who completes you and makes you whole again. I won't explain about the seven steps to Joining, because that would
probably just bore her. Nor will I go into the fact that a Beloved knows she is such by the fact that she is marked by a Dark One, and that the marking usually takes the form of a strong psychic connection.”

“God damn it, Finn, just shut up!” Paen exploded.

My jaw dropped a little.
A strong psychic connection? Something like being able to mind-talk?

No. Ignore him. He's a fool and he doesn't know what he's talking about.

You answered me
, I thought at him, oddly pleased by the touch of his mind against mine. It felt . . . right.

Paen frowned at me, but said nothing else.

Chicken
. “All right,” I said aloud. “Finn, if you want to volunteer to be Clare's bodyguard, that would do a lot to relieve my mind. As for what steps we're going to take next to find your statue . . .”

I closed my eyes for a moment to think. I was never at my brightest in deep night, and after the drain of speaking with ghosts—and sharing my vision with Paen—I was left limp and exhausted, sapped of the energy needed to make a decision.

“You will go home and get some rest,” Paen said authoritatively.

“I beg your pardon?” I asked, looking at him in surprise.

His eyes glittered like shadowed mercury. “You're exhausted, and at the end of your strength. You will go home and rest.”

“You seem to misunderstand the basic client-investigator relationship,” I told him, straightening my shoulders in an attempt to look chock-full of vigor. “I'm the one who makes the game plans. That's what you're paying me for.”

“I am your employer. I have paid you to work for me,” Paen said. “That entitles me to give orders.”

“In your dreams!” I said, too tired to come up with a snappier comeback.

“Sam doesn't look tired to me,” Finn said, eyeing me, standing next to Clare's car a few feet away. “She looks pretty good, as a matter of fact. How do you know she's tired, Paen? Do you have some special insight into Sam's feelings? Something you would instinctively know about, oh, say, a Beloved?”