There's something you should know. We have customs
here, in the farming country of the Bebrykes.
No foreigner daring to touch these shores
moves on, continuing his journey, until he's first put up his fists to mine. I'm the greatest bully in the world,
you'll sayâ
not without justification. I'm known, throughout these
parts,
as Amykos, murderer of men. I've killed some ten of
my neighbors,
and here I am, remorseless, waiting to kill, today, one of you. It's a matter of custom, you see.' He
shrugged as if
to say he too disliked it; and then, cocking his head, wrinkling his wide, low brow, he said: The world's
insane.
It used to fill me with anguish when I was a boy. I'd
stare,
amazed, sick at heart, at the old, obscene stupidityâ the terrible objectness of things: sunrise, sunset; high-tide, low-tide; summer, winter; generation,
decayâ¦
My youthful heart cried out for senseâsome signpost,
general
purposeâbut whatever direction I looked, the world was a bucket of worms: squirming,
directionlessâit was nauseating!'
He breathed deeply, remembering well how it was.
He said:
âI resolved to die. I stopped eating. For a number of
weeks
(I kept no count; why should I?) I spurned all food as
if it were
dirt. And then one day I noticed I was eating. It
seemed mere
accident: my mind had wandered, weakened by my fast, and
pow!
there I was, eating. Absurd! But after my first amazement, I saw the significance
of it.
The universe had within it at least one principle: survival! I leaped from my stool, half mad with joy,
ran howling
out to the light from my cave, leading all my followers.
I exist!”
I bellowed. “Us
too!”
they bellowed. We ate
like pigs.
But soon, alas, we were satiated. Though we rammed
our fingers
down in our throats and regurgitated, still, the feast was unappetizing. They looked up mournfully to me
for help.
For three long weeks, in acute despair, I brooded on it. And then, praise God!, it came to me. My own existence was my first and only principle. Any further step must be posited on that. I examined my history, searched voraciously night and day for signs, some hint of pattern. And then it came to me: I had killed four
men
with my fists. Each one was an accident, a trifling event lost, each time, in the buzzing, blooming confusion
of events
that obfuscate common life. But now I remembered!
I seized it!
Also, I seized up the follower dodling nearest to meâ meaningless dog-eyed anthropoid, source of calefactions, frosts, random as time, poor worm-vague brute existent, “friend” in the only sense we knew: I'd learned his name by heart. By one magnificent act, I transmuted him. I defined him: changed him from nothing-everything he
was before
to purposeâinextricable end and means. I seized him,
raised
my fists, and knocked him dead; and this time I
meant
it. No casual
synastry. My disciples were astonished, of course. But
when
I explained to them, they fell, instantly, grovelling
at my feet,
calling me Master, Prince of the World, All-seeing Lord. On further thought, I came to an even higher
perception:
As the soul, rightly considered, consists of several parts, so does the state. It follows that what gives meaning
and purpose
to the soul may also give meaning and purpose to the
state. I needn't
describe the joy that filled my people on learning this
latest
discovery of (if one may so express oneself) their Philosopher King. To make a long story short,
we began
a traditionâa custom, so to speak. Namely, no foreigner
touching
these shores is allowed to leave without first putting up
his fists
to mine. Regrettably, of course, since you're so young.'
He shrugged.
âWho's ready?âOr, to shift to the general: Who's
your sacrifice?'
He waited, beaming, pleased with himselfâhis
enormous fists
on his hips. None of us spoke. We simply stared,
dumbfounded,
the old man's crazy philosophy bouncing in our heads.
At last
Polydeukes stepped forward, known as the king of all
boxers.
It seems he'd taken Amykos' boasts as a personal affront.
   “ âEnough!” he said, eyes fierce. âNo more of your
polysyllabic
shadowboxing. I am Polydeukes, known far and wide for my mighty fists. You've stated your rulesâyour
ridiculous lawâ
and I stand here ready, of my own free will, to meet
them.'
The king
frowned darkly, not out of fear of our brilliant
Polydeukes,
but annoyed, it seemed, by some trifling verbal
inaccuracy.
âFree will,' he said, and laughed. â
I
made the ridiculous
rules,
not you. I have free will, not you. You bump against my laws like a boulder bumping against a wall.'
“ âNot so,'
Polydeukes said, voice calm. âI choose to meet you.
A man
may slide with the current of a mountain stream or
swim with it.
There's a difference.' Old Amykos stammered in rage.
In another minute
they'd have started in without gloves, unceremoniously, but I intervened with persuasive words. They cooled
their tempers,
and Amykos backed away, though even now he glared at Polydeukes, his old eyes rolling like the eyes of a lion who's hit by a spear when they hunt him in the
mountains and, caring nothing
for the crowd of huntsmen hemming him in, he picks
out the man
who wounded him and keeps his furious eyes on him
alone.
   “Polydeukes was wearing a light and closely woven cloak, the gift of his Lemnian wife. He laid it aside. The fierce old man threw down his dark double mantle
with its
snake-head clasps. They chose a placeâa wide, flat field, and the rest of us then sat down, two separate groups.
“In looks,
no two could have been more opposite, the old man
hunchbacked,
bristled and warted like an ogre's child, the younger
straight
as a mast, bright down on his cheek. He seemed no more
than a boy,
but in strength and spirit he was hardening up like a
three-year-old bull.
He feinted a little, seeing if his arms were supple after
all that
rowing, the long hot span in the calm. He was satisfied, or if not, he kept it hidden. The old man watched him,
leering,
eager to smash in his chest, draw blood. Then Amykos'
steward,
a man by the name of Lykoreus, brought rawhide gloves, thoroughly dried and toughened, and placed them
between them, at their feet. “
   “ âWe'll cast no lots,' old Amykos said. âI make you a
present
of whichever pair you like. Bind them on your hands,
and when
I've proved myself, tell all your friendsâif you've still
got a jawâ
how clever I am at cutting hides and ⦠staining them.' ” With a quiet smile and no answer, Polydeukes took
the pair
at his feet. His brother Kastor and his old friend Talaos
came
and bound the gauntlets on. The old man's friends
did the same.
   “What can I say? It was absurd. They raised their
heavy fists,
and the gibbous old man came leering, all confidence,
drooling in his beard,
his eyes as wild as a wolf's, and went up on his toes like
someone
felling an ox, and brought down his fist like a club.
Polydeukes
stepped to the right, effortlessly, and landed one
lightning
blow Just over the old king's ear, smashing the bones inside. The crazy old man looked startled. In a minute
he was dead,
twitching and jerking in the wheat stubble. We stared.
No match
at all! We hadn't even shouted yetâneither we nor they!
   âThe Bebrykes gave a wail, an outraged howl at
something
wider than just Polydeukes. They snatched up their
spears,
their daggers and clubs, and rushed him as if to avenge
themselves
on the whole ridiculous universe. We leaped up, drawing our swords, running in to help. Kastor came down with
his sword
so hard that the head of the man he hit fell down on
the shoulders,
to the right and left. Polydeukes took a running jump at the huge man called Itymoneus, and kicked him in
the wind
and dropped him. The man died, jerking and trembling,
in the dirt.
Then another came at him. Polydeukes struck him with
his right,
above the left eyebrow, and tore the lid off, leaving the
eyeball
bare. A man struck Talaos in the sideâa minor woundâ
and Talaos turned on him,
sliced off his head like a blossom from a tender stem.
Ankaios,
using the bearskin to shield his left arm, swung left and
right
with his huge bronze axes, and the brothers Telamon
and Peleus,
Leodokos and I behind them, jabbed through backs and
bellies,
limbs and throats with our swords. They scattered like
a swarm of bees
when the keeper smokes them from the hive. The
remnants of the fight fled inward,
bleeding, spreading the news of their troubles. And
that same hour
they found they had new and even worse troubles. The
surrounding tribes,
as soon as they learned that the fierce old man was
dead, gathered up
and flooded in to attack them, no more afraid of them. They swarmed to the vineyards and villages like locusts,
dragged off
cattle and sheep; seized women and children, to make
them slaves;
then set fire to the barns. We stood and watched it all, almost forgetting to snatch a few sheep and cows
ourselves.
The ground was bloodslick, the sky full of smoke from
the burning villages.
We watched in shock. Who'd ever heard of such
maniacs?
We walked here and there among them, rolling them
over on their backs
to pick off buckles, swords with bejewelled hilts, new
arrows,
and, best, the beautifully figured bows that no one can
fashion
as the craftsmen among the Bebrykes could do, in their
day.
A splendid haul.
“But Polydeukes sat staring seawardâ
black waves quiet as velvet, under a blood-red skyâ brooding. He pounded his right fist into his flat left hand again and again. I touched his shoulder. âStupid,'
he hissed,
never shifting his eyes from the sea. âGod damned old
clown!'
âAh well,' I said. âAnd all that talk!' he said. ââFree will, survival! I ought to have taken his big black teeth
out one
by one! I oughtâ' âAh well,' I said. His eyes were as
calm,
as ominous green as the sky those days when the air
went dead.
âIf Herakles were here,' he said, âyou know what I'd do?' I shook my head. âI'd kill him,' he said. âOr try.' He
grinned,
but his eyes looked as crazy to me as the eyes of the
man he'd killed.
âHe wouldn't approve. You're supposed to be his friend,'
I said.
âI'd smash in his brains for good. “Defend your head
or die!”
I'd tell him. And no mere joke. Because I
am
his friend.' I let it pass. Boxers are all insane, I thought.
Like everyone.
“Late that night, when the Argonauts
were all sitting in a crowd on the beach, gazing at the
fire,
Orpheus sang a song of the wonderful skill and power of Polydeukes' fists. He sang of the age-old hunger of
the heart
for some cause fit to die for, some war certainly just, some woman certainly virtuous. He sang the unearthly,
unthinkable joy
of Zeus in his battle with the dragons. Then sang of Hylas, gentler than morning, gazing at his father's
killer
with innocent love and awe. As he sang, the hero of his
song,
Polydeukes, rose, bright tears on his cheeks, and left
our ring
to walk alone in the woods, get back his calm, we
thought.
That was the last we saw of him.”
Then Jason told
of Phineus: spoke like a man in a dream. The sea-kings
listened,
leaning on their fists. Not a man in the hall even
coughed. They sat
so still you'd have thought some god had cast his spell
on them.
Old Kreon stared into his wine, blood-red in its jewelled
cup,
and even when Jason's tale scraped painful woundsâ
the fall
of Thebes, the tragedy of Oidipusâthe king showed
nothing.
His daughter Pyripta twisted the rings on her fingers
and sighed.
Surely the chief of the Argonauts must be aware, I
thought,
how queer the tale as he told it now must seem to them. The Asian, fat Koprophoros, smiled. He did not mask his pleasure at seeing the Argonaut show his quirky
side.
Athena leaned close to the left shoulder of Aison's son, warning him, struggling to guide him, her beautiful