Authors: Tristan Egolf
He went back to guiding the mare through the dark. The moon wasn't up yet. The fields were quiet.
Then more rustling caught his attentionâfollowed by a slap on the asphalt behind himâa muffled patter trailing his wagon, yet no sign of spotlights, no rhythm of wheels â¦
Before he could turn to look, before he could register any cause for alarm, a figure emerged from the blackness behind him. It vaulted up onto his buggy and dropped into place in the passenger seat by his side. Jonathan nearly leapt out of his skin. The mare reared up, came down and, kicking, thrashed in the riding gear. The buggy rocked back on two wheels, then dropped to the road with a crash.
A peal of laughter went up beside Jonathan.
He nearly flew off his perch in terror â¦
While heaving to steady the mare, he
tasted
the smell of decay. He knew that stench.
But the voice to follow was something new:
“
Sapperlot!
” Ephraim howled maniacally.
Jonathan's blood ran cold in his veins.
He ventured a sidelong glance to confirm.
It was Bontrager, all rightâonly, he looked even worse, more
diseased
, than he had a week earlier. Jonathan hadn't laid eyes on him sinceâthough he
had
been expecting a midnight visit. Ephraim's appearance was hard to believe. The side of his face was covered with scabs. His hair was shiny with grease in the starlight. His shoulders were hunched. His clothing was torn. His eyes were a sickly, yellowish hue. (In English, the word “abject” came to mind.) And that grin, that predatory, downturned leer was enough to wring blood from a whipping post. There was something so foul and repugnant about it that, even while bearing Ephraim's likeness, it couldn't have resembled him less.
Twitching, he snickered: “
To smell of the fear coming out of you, Becker. For cod-oil rancor
.” He hawked a clot of phlegm and gulped it, peering around. “
You'll shet in your hosen
.”
Gripped with terror as Jonathan may have been, he was equally flabbergasted. He didn't know whether to ask after cod-oil rancor, or how it was Ephraim had spoken â¦
Almost as though in reply, Ephraim went on. “
Kumfermierung
,” in Py. Dutch, then in English: “talk of a mute hitherto”âand in German: “
Nicht mehr
.”
Leaning forward, he started to root through the trunk.
“
Where's the stucco, Becker?
”
“
The what?
” asked Jonathan, dabbing the sweat from his forehead.
“
The stucco!
” Ephraim snapped: “
You know: the spiritsâthe swallop, damn it!
”
Jonathan cringed. “
I haven't been drinking
.”
Ephraim pounded the dash. “
Bah!
” His expression twisted. He snarled in disgust. “
And nary a gleam o' the crimson either
.”
Never had Jonathan stopped to wonder how Ephraim's voice, in another lifetime, removed from this setting, might have sounded. Upon reflection, he would have imagined a gruff falsettoâor maybe a low-ended monotone, even a raspy mutter. But never this gurgling, phlegm-clotted basso profundo. It wouldn't have entered his mind.
Again, he was left with the feeling that, somehow, Ephraim was gone, playing host to another. The entity turning his trunk upside down for tobacco and liquor and meat had emerged from a bottomless pit to make off with his friend. And no one would tell him, Jonathan, otherwise.
Fannie, sadly, would have concurred.
“
Speaking of whom
â” The figure sat up.
Jonathan's body went stiff with terror.
Ephraim cackled. “
Mind your oats!
” He resumed with a hiss. “
In relinquishing grievances: come to announce ceremonial rites!
”
Jonathan tried not to look too confused.
“
Gemutlichtzeit!
” Ephraim continued, sharply pounding the top of his legs. He leapt from the buggy. “
Excuse us
.” He shot off the pavement, dodging back into the ditch.
And no sooner gone than a line of Orderly buggies topped the hill in the distance. Torches were mounted to each of their frames. There were four of them, blazing along at a clip.
They slowed on approaching. Jonathan recognized Jonas Tulk at the head of the pack.
They surrounded his buggy, halting him. Slowly, Tulk leaned out of the driver's seat.
“
Riding alone?
” he spoke in Plain Folk. “
Yes? What's the matter, cat got your tongue?
”
“
No sir
,” Jonathan said with impatience. “
I'm on my way to visit the Hostlers
.”
Tulk's expression, a wall-eyed, cadaverous leer, was discernible now in the shadows. “
Ach!
” He spoke with imperious rancor. “
Your
verschproche.”
“And
her family
,” Jonathan emphasized.
Tulk leaned forward and spat on the pavement.
Jon waited.
Tulk shook his head. “
And what about your supper gang?
”
“
Sir?
” said Jonathan.
A voice from the back of the line called out. “
Where's Colin Graybill?
”âand someone else, seemingly Amos Ziegler: “
And Samuel Hoff?
”
They were lined up in silhouette, crows on a fence post, around him. Their features were lost in the darkness.
Tulk demanded. “
Have you seen them?
”
Jonathan answered, “
No, sir
.”
They stared.
He waited.
“
Ach! You wouldn't lie to us, Becker?
”
“
No, sir
,” he repeated.
From Tulk, more directly: “
And how about Bontrager?
”
Already braced for the question, Jonathan answered it calmly, unflinchingly. “
No, sir. Not for a week now
.”
Ziegler's voice (or was that a Stoltzfus?)âcried out: “
He hasn't been home for a week
.”
“
You know that, Becker
,” said Tulk with annoyance.
Jonathan swallowed, replying in earnest. “
No. I didn't. He hasn't
⦠(?) ⦔
Tulk completed his sentence, repeating: “
⦠been home
.”
Starlight shone on the pavement between them.
Jon, having heard enough, gripped his reins. “
If you'll excuse me
.”
He angled his wagon around their group and continued east.
He couldn't abide by the Tulks any more than the Zieglersâand, least of them all, the Stoltzfi. It was a good thing the church was dissolving. Maybe these vultures would fly to Ohio.
From up the hill, he turned to spot their line of torches moving west. He continued on Welshtown Road, regaining his breath and, eventually, leveling out. The fields and ditches around him were quiet. He started to wonder if Ephraim had fled â¦
Then a shadow whirled out of the darkness and
slammed
back into the seat beside him.
There was that smell again â¦
“
No!
” shouted Ephraim, resuming his frantic search of the trunk. “
No tobacco. No transistor. No fermentation
.”
He dove to the pavement and circled the wagon, howling. “
No fermentation! No swallop!
”
The pacer reared up again. Ephraim slapped its flank while hurtling back to his seat.
Jonathan's heart was thumping painfully. Sweat ran into his eyes and burned.
“
More cod-oil rancor!
” his passenger growled. “
Cowardice! Listen to why for have come now to
â”
Suddenly, something caught in his throat. He vomited over the side of the buggy. It splashed on the pavement.
More laughter: “
Excuse us, it
*Ӊwiping his chin with a sleeve. ҉
to deliver an invitation
.” He turned, at last, toward stating his purpose: “
Disappointment in Becker's failure to notify cohorts: a farewell in order
.” His yellowish eyes went wide in the darkness. He drew a hissing intake of breath.
In the awkward silence to follow, Jonathan ventured a word in reply: “
A farewell?
”
Ephraim snapped out of it. “
Yes!
” He twitched. “
A farewell to Bontrager, not all of wrath unto Becker forgiven, and sister blessed
.”
Jonathan reeled. The language was growing more incomprehensible every moment. “
Farewell to Bontrager?
”
Ephraim tossed his head. “*
No reprieve for the wicked
* ⦔ He cleared his throat with a gurgle. At once he looked painfully vulnerable. “*
Look at us, Becker. Shall never endureth. Thy neighbor's wife
.” He shook his head. “
Shall never endureth
.” His vulnerability gave way to spite. “
A parting of ways, thenâa celebration!
” Nudging Jonathan's ribs, he bellowed, “
Saturday night
”âhis breath a wind of rancid putrefaction. “
The farm
.”
Jonathan, staring ahead in terrified indecision, mumbled, “
The farm?
”
Ephraim twisted his neck and spat. “
The Schlabach Farm. What's the matter with Becker?
”
Saturday night was October 30th.
“
I have to work until ten o'clock
,” muttered Jonathan, searching for any excuse.
For the first time, Ephraim turned his bloodshot, burning gaze directly on Jonathan: “
The market closes at eight on Saturday
,” he said with rage underscoring his tone. “
Don't lie to us, Becker. Deception becometh the Reaper. Midnight. Alone. No excuses
.”
Jonathan, chilled to the marrow, watched as, without any further remark, Ephraim leapt from his buggy, hopped over the ditch and, fleet-footed, made off into a field of stubble. A few hundred yards to the west, he dropped out of sightâand, along with him, Jonathan's blessings.
After a lifetime of weighing the balances, God had turned His back on the Bontragers.
Jonathan, however anguished, could no longer hope to deny that his friend was The Devil.
Roddy had always been cool as rain in the hours directly preceding a fight. Tonight was no different: delayed in the entry hall, robed and wrapped, with a cap on his head, he looked steady, calm. He was up on his toes. He had worked up a proper sweat. He was ready.
Likewise, Syd Gajecki, a registered nurse from Yorc, stood waiting patiently. Tonight would be Syd's three hundredth bout as a cut man (the source of an earlier toast), and his seventh time in as many years to serve in Roddy's corner professionally.
It would be Brynmor's first, on the other hand. But, to his credit, he looked preparedâstanding with a towel draped over one shoulder, his black satin ring jacket catching the glare, “The Unbelievable” woven into his front left pocket, green on black, with rubber gloves on his flexing hands, holding an empty plastic bucket. He stood there eagerly. Game as the wild.
Jack hoped the kid didn't fall on his head.
Flushing, The Coach dug into a pocket and twisted the lid on his medicine vial. He washed two tablets down with water, tossing his head back. Just for good measure.
A door swung open.
The roar of the crowd flooded in. Some guards were beckoning urgently.
Twenty-four hours of maddening downtime had led to this moment.
They started forward.
Even though, circumstantially, Roddy had received more media attention that week than he had in the course of his whole career, there was still no broadcasting crew in place to escort him from the entry hall into the ring. Which was probably just as well, as, for one thing, the network cameramen were famously obnoxious and never failed to test Jack's patience, and two: the sound men ended up blundering Roddy's chosen walk-in music (Funkadelic's “Back in Our Minds”), airing instead some Jimmy Buffett wannabe's ditty on gin-soaked barmaids.
At least they were out of the dressing room, Jack thoughtâalbeit trailing the odor of mold. And, at least, as had already been suggested, Roddy had plenty of friends in the house: down from the balcony, up from the pit and across the floor in a surging roar (the Blue Palomino, Philth Town's most prestigious fight hall, was packed to the rafters)âcries of “
We love you, Roddy!
” and “
Kill this motherfucker!
” went out all around them. In spite of the absence of network coverage, his entry was greeted with loud hosannasâsome of it coming from long-term acquaintances, friends of both Roddy and Jack, and the West Sideâsparring partners from Yorc and Horaceburg, coaches and colleagues from amateur daysâbut even more strangers intent on seeing The Cobra go down by
any
means. Whatever the odds, however shadowed by Fido Jones's wider renown, Philth Town belonged, at least in predominant fashion this evening, to Roddy Lowe.
In the ring, the cameras finally got to him, circling, swarming like ravenous sharks. Roddy moved past them with confidence, walked to the farthest corner and raised one glove to a group of supporters above in the balcony. A roaring wave of cheers rained down on him. Grinning, he thumped his chest and waved back.
Down in front, Jack overheard one of the network commentator's referencing Roddy's fight with Rosario five years back. Behind him, Ronald Travers was seated with two of his heavies, yukking it up.
Syd was shaking hands with the referee, Dale Smoger, an up-standing cat. Smoger looked over to Jack and waved. Jack returned the gesture warmly. It was good to have one honest man in the house. The Blue Palomino's management often insisted on appointing its own referees. All three judges at ringside belonged to Travers, but at least the ref was dependable.
After a one-minute cut to commercials, during which Jack stood quietly off in the corner, preparing himself for the schmaltz, the house lights suddenly dropped. Here it came.