Authors: Lisa Lutz
Lisa Lutz Spellman Series E-Book Box Set: The Spellman Files, Curse of the Spellmans, Revenge of the Spellmans, The Spellmans Strike Again (74 page)
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Unless I was running Spellman Investigations, I couldn’t expect to make more than the high 30s per year. And that’s a good year.
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Note to self: End casual mentioning of restraining order.
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Around $400 retail.
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I only took one. Where was the other?
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We realized after the fact that this would make us related, and we determined to widen the number gap if we were to do a repeat performance.
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Although I never stopped introducing myself as his life coach.
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This time, uttered by me.
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No, don’t do that. But if you do, tell them I read your manuscript and think it’s great!
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Marysue had to pay because David wasn’t sure his credit card would work.
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Perhaps an “acting” editorial assistant does not make sense. I’m actually not in the mood to elaborate.
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If you’re in the market for one, he’s located in Beverly Hills.
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He was simply held for questioning; no arrest was ever made.
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But not Mike Joffe.
Curse of the Spellmans
The Spellman Files
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For David Hayward
[Partial transcript reads as follows:]
DR. RUSH:
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Two weeks ago you mentioned that you were being blackmailed.
ISABEL:
Did I?
DR. RUSH:
Yes.
ISABEL:
Must have slipped my mind.
DR. RUSH:
Would you like to talk about it?
ISABEL:
Nah.
DR. RUSH:
Well, I’d like to talk about it.
ISABEL:
It’s really not that big a deal.
DR. RUSH:
Do you know your blackmailer?
ISABEL:
I’m in the process of narrowing down the list of suspects.
DR. RUSH:
How does your blackmailer communicate with you?
ISABEL:
Anonymous notes.
DR. RUSH:
What do they say?
ISABEL:
I
really
don’t want to talk about it.
DR. RUSH:
If these sessions went according to your plan, you’d sit here in silence for an hour eating your lunch.
ISABEL:
One time
I asked you if I could eat lunch.
One time.
DR. RUSH:
Tell me what the gist of the notes is and then we can move on.
ISABEL:
“I know your secret. If you want to keep it you will meet my demands.”
DR. RUSH:
So, what’s your secret?
ISABEL:
I thought we were moving on.
DR. RUSH:
We are. To what your secret is.
ISABEL:
[sigh] My blackmailer knows where I live. At least I think that’s the secret he or she is referring to.
DR. RUSH:
Where do you live?
ISABEL:
I don’t want to lie to you, Dr. Rush.
DR. RUSH:
I’m flattered.
ISABEL:
I don’t want to tell you the truth, either.
DR. RUSH:
Are you being serious, Isabel?
ISABEL:
I sense judgment in your tone, Doctor.
DR. RUSH:
Right now I’m just confused. The judgment part will come later.
ISABEL:
You’re funnier than Dr. Ira.
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DR. RUSH:
My couch is funnier than Dr. Ira.
ISABEL:
See?
DR. RUSH:
You really aren’t going to tell me where you live?
ISABEL:
If it makes you feel any better, most people don’t know where I live.
DR. RUSH:
My feelings don’t come into play here.
ISABEL:
It’s nice to have one person I don’t have to worry about.
DR. RUSH:
Are you getting enough sleep?
ISABEL:
No. But I drink a lot of coffee and take the bus, so things even out.
DR. RUSH:
Why can’t you sleep?
ISABEL:
I’ve got a lot on my mind.
DR. RUSH:
[impatiently] For instance?
[Long pause.]
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ISABEL:
Something strange is going on with my brother.
DR. RUSH:
We’re not talking about your brother.
ISABEL:
It’s my therapy. I thought I got to choose the topics.
DR. RUSH:
Let me ask you a question: Have you been hired to investigate your brother?
ISABEL:
He’s family. You don’t need a paycheck to investigate family.
DR. RUSH:
I’d like to return to the topic of blackmail.
ISABEL:
Why?
DR. RUSH:
Because it’s a clearly defined stressor in your life.
ISABEL:
It’s not that stressful. I’d really like to switch topics now.
DR. RUSH:
If you can come up with a topic as good as blackmail, I’m game. [Long pause while I pretend to think of a worthy subject.]
DR. RUSH:
I’m onto you and your long pauses.
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ISABEL:
Okay. I’m being bribed by a political consultant.
DR. RUSH:
Seriously?
ISABEL:
Yes.
DR. RUSH:
Why?
ISABEL:
Because he thinks I know something. But I don’t know anything…yet.
DR. RUSH:
What does he think you know?
ISABEL:
If I knew that, then I’d know.
DR. RUSH:
[sigh] Is this bribe incident connected to the blackmail?
ISABEL:
Absolutely not.
DR. RUSH:
What makes you so sure?
ISABEL:
The bribe is serious. The blackmail is child’s play.
DR. RUSH:
I need you to be more specific.
ISABEL:
My blackmailer is making me wash cars and go to the zoo.
DR. RUSH:
Go to the zoo?
ISABEL:
It was supposed to be SFMOMA,
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but I thought I could go to the zoo instead. My mistake. My point is they are entirely unconnected.
[Long, long pause.]
DR. RUSH:
[sigh] Bizarre forms of blackmail, bribery, secret residences. The odds of all of this happening to one person, Isabel—
ISABEL:
It sounds worse than it is.
DR. RUSH:
Let’s look at this from a different perspective. Your imagination has gotten you into trouble in the past. That’s why you’re in therapy. You can’t deny that you tend to put a paranoid slant on most things you observe.
ISABEL:
That was the old me.
DR. RUSH:
Are you sure?
ISABEL:
I’ve made progress, Dr. Rush. Lots of progress.
[Long, long pause.]
ISABEL:
Haven’t I?