Authors: Cecelia Ahern
last
night
than
there
were
women
with
women.
Rosie:
Yes
I
know,
somehow
I
get
the
feeling
that
was
due
to
personal
choice.
Although
they
took
the
wearing
high
heels
a
little
too
seri-
ously
don’t
you
think?
Could
you
imagine
Greg
and
Teddy
coming
with
us
to
a
class?
Ruby:
Oh
that
would
be
a
sight
for
sore
eyes!
Teddy
can’t
wrap
his
arms
around
himself,
never
mind
hug
me.
By
the
time
he
would
get
around
to
doing
a
twirl,
it
would
be
next
year.
Rosie:
Ha!
Yeah
and
Greg
would
probably
become
so
obsessed
with
Ricardo
counting
the
steps
aloud
that
he
would
begin
to
calculate
them
in
his
mind,
add
them,
multiply
them,
subtract
the
first
count
from
the
square
root
of
the
sixth
or
something.
Greg,
the
bank
manager
and
his
love
affair
with
numbers.
It
looks
like
it’s
just
you
and
me
Ruby.
Ruby:
Rosie:
Ruby:
Rosie:
Ruby:
Rosie:
Ruby:
Looks
like
it
.
.
.
So
what’s
Alex
up
to
these
days?
He’s
still
hanging
around
slutty
Bethany’s
dad
trying
to
get
a
job
chopping
people’s
bodies
up.
Oh
.
.
.
kay
.
.
.
who
is
Bethany,
why
is
she
a
slut,
and
what
business
is
her
father
in?
Oh
sorry,
Bethany
is
Alex’s
childhood
sweetheart
and
first
love,
she’s
a
slut
because
I
say
so,
and
her
dad
is
a
surgeon
of
some
sort.
Oh
how
exciting
.
.
.
the
return
of
one
of
Alex’s
ex-girlfriends
.
.
.
this
will
be
a
page
turner
.
.
.
No
she’s
not
around
anymore;
Alex
is
just
attending
some
lectures
being
held
by
her
father.
Oh
Rosie
Dunne,
expect
the
unexpected
for
once.
Maybe
this
time
you
won’t
get
such
a
shock
when
things
don’t
go
your
way.
chapter
28
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ARIES
The
heady
combination
of
Uranus
in
Aries
along
with
your
ruler
Jupiter
opposing
Venus
and
the
sun
squaring
Pluto
means,
well,
complications.
The
new
moon
brings
some
light
relief—but
with
a
strange
twist
of
fate.
IRISH
SURGEON
TO
JOIN
WILLIAMS
by
Cliona
Taylor
Irish
surgeon
Reginald
Williams,
who
recently
achieved
success
with
his
much
publicized
new
cardiac
surgery,
today
announced
he
would
be
welcom-
ing
fellow
Irishman
Dr.
Alex
Stewart
to
the
award-winning
team.
The
30-
year-old
Harvard
graduate
says,
“I
have
always
followed
Dr.
Williams’s
studies
with
great
interest
and
admiration.”
He
also
says
he
is
“both
delighted
and
honored
to
become
a
new
member
of
this
ground-breaking
and,
most
important,
life-saving
new
surgery.”
Dr.
Stewart
is
originally
from