Authors: Cecelia Ahern
will
be.
One
of
these
days
I’ll
just
say
“I’m
a
tramp”
as
my
last
words
and
she’ll
have
to
say
that.
Henry
wears
white
socks
and
black
shoes,
Grace
hums
the
same
Spice
Girls
song
every
single
day
which
drives
me
demented
but
I
always
end
up
singing
it
to
myself
when
I
get
home
which
causes
Katie
to
despise
her
old-fashioned
“way-behind”
mother
who
has
no
idea
of
the
chart
positions
of
this
decade.
They
all
drive
me
bloody
mad.
In
fact
maybe
this
canoeing
thing
is
a
good
idea
after
all;
I
can
just
drown
the
lot
of
them.
Alex,
write
back
and
let
me
know
what’s
going
on
in
your
life.
Love,
Rosie
from
:
to
:
Alex
Rosie
New
job
subject
:
Sorry
I’ve
been
so
distant
recently,
but
I’ve
been
so
busy.
Still,
it’s
no
excuse
for
not
being
in
touch.
You
pretty
much
no
all
my
work
news
I
sup-
pose
so
there’s
no
need
to
go
into
that.
Mum
and
Dad
are
both
well,
they’re
still
framing
every
single
photo
you
send
them
of
you
and
Katie.
The
place
is
beginning
to
look
like
some
kind
of
shrine
to
you
two
Dunne
girls.
I
have
good
news!
I’ll
be
coming
back
to
Ireland
to
visit
next
month,
Mum
and
Dad
are
coming
back
too,
and
Sally
has
agreed
to
let
me
take
Josh
for
the
fortnight
seeing
as
she
had
him
last
Christmas.
It’s
been
a
long
time
since
the
entire
family
has
been
back
together
and
Mum
decided
she
wanted
to
be
with
Phil,
his
forty
kids
and
the
rest
of
the
family
and
all
her
friends,
for
their
fortieth
wedding
anniversary.
Forty
years,
imagine.
I
barely
made
it
to
five;
I
don’t
no
how
they
did
it.
You’re
doing
well
though,
how
long
have
you
and
what’s-his-name
been
together?
Long
enough
I
would
imagine.
202
Cecelia
Ahern
I
can’t
remember
how
long
it’s
been
since
I
spent
Christmas
in
Dublin.
Long
enough,
once
again.
But
soon
enough
Prince
Moonbeam
and
Princess
Buttercup
shall
be
reunited.
from
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to
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Rosie
Alex
Your
visit
subject
:
That’s
great
news!
I’m
delighted
you’re
coming
home.
Would
you
like
to
stay
over
at
my
house
or
have
you
and
your
parents
made
other
plans?
from
:
to
:
Alex
Rosie
My
visit
subject
:
No,
no,
I
don’t
want
to
put
what’s-his-name
out.
Actually,
there’s
no
need
for
me
to
be
so
polite;
I
hate
your
husband.
So
Josh
and
I
are
staying