Authors: Cecelia Ahern
Rosie:
Alex:
You
didn’t
want
to
bring
what
up?!
Alex
tell
me!
How
did
I
fall
off
my
stool??
I
don’t
think
you’re
ready
to
no.
Oh
shut
up.
I’m
Rosie
Dunne
after
all;
I
was
born
to
be
ready
for
anything.
OK
then,
if
you’re
so
sure
of
yourself
.
.
.
I
am!
Now
tell
me!
We
were
kissing.
We
were
what??
Yep.
You
were
leaning
across
on
your
high
stool,
kissing
me;
the
stool
was
very
wobbly
and
lodged
unsafely
between
the
cracks
of
a
very
old
uneven
tiled
pub
floor.
And
you
fell.
Rosie:
Alex:
WHAT??
Oh
the
sweet
nothings
you
whispered
into
my
ear
that
night,
Rosie
Dunne.
And
I
was
gutted
the
next
day
when
you
woke
up
and
for-
got.
After
me
holding
your
hand
while
you
puked
all
night.
Rosie:
Alex:
Alex!
What?
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Rosie:
Alex:
Why
didn’t
you
tell
me?!
Cecelia
Ahern
Because
we
weren’t
allowed
to
see
each
other
and
I
didn’t
want
to
tell
you
in
a
note.
And
then
you
said
you
wanted
to
forget
every-
thing
that
had
happened
that
night
so
I
thought
that
maybe
you
vaguely
remembered
and
you
just
regretted
it.
Rosie:
Alex:
Rosie:
Alex:
Rosie:
You
should
have
told
me.
Why,
what
would
you
have
said?
Em
.
.
.
that’s
really
putting
me
on
the
spot
Alex.
Yeah
sorry.
I
can’t
believe
it.
Because
I
fell,
we
got
caught
and
I
had
to
stay
home
for
a
week
while
your
punishment
was
to
start
work
in
your
dad’s
office,
where
you
met
Bethany.
The
girl
you
said
you
were
going
to
marry
.
.
.
Alex:
Rosie:
Alex:
That’s
right
I
said
that!
Yeah
you
did
.
.
.
Well
I
actually
said
that
just
to
test
you
but
as
you
didn’t
seem
to
care
too
much
I
went
out
with
her
anyway.
That’s
funny.
I
had
for-
gotten
I
had
said
that!
Bethany
would
love
to
hear
that!
Thanks
for
reminding
me.
Rosie:
No
no,
thank
you
for
reminding
me
.
.
.
You
have
an
instant
message
from:
RUBY
Ruby:
Come
on
Ms.
Bumps,
I
need
to
look
like
I’m
busy
here.
You
find
out
what
happened
yet?
Rosie:
Yes
I
found
out
I’m
the
biggest
idiot
in
the
whole
entire
world
.
Ruby:
I
waited
around
for
that
.
I
could
have
told
you
that,
ages
ago.
DEAR
KATIE,
FOR
MY
DAUGHTER,
HAPPY
SWEET
SIXTEENTH!