Out to Canaan (105 page)

Lace Turner was visiting Harley and had come up to the kitchen to have a piece of cake with Cynthia. He was taking the pitcher of tea out of the refrigerator when they heard a light knock at the door.

Jenny stood outside, peering through the screen. “Hello! Is Dooley home?”

Barnabas skidded into the kitchen, barking.

“He ain't here!” Lace said.

“Why, Lace!” said Cynthia. “He is here. Won't you come in, Jenny?”

“No ma'am. I just brought Dooley this.”

Cynthia opened the screen door and took the parcel. “We're having cake, it's chocolate—”

“No, ma'am, I can't. Thank you.” She ran down the steps and across the yard.

Cynthia looked at Lace. “Why did you lie?”

“I didn't know he was here.”

“But you did. You saw him come in ten minutes ago. So, that's two lies.” His wife never pulled punches.

Lace shrugged.

“I'm not going to preach you a sermon,” said Cynthia, “but I want you to know something. I'm disappointed that you'd lie to her and to me. You're better than that.”

Lace stared at the half-eaten cake on her plate. “I hate that girl.”

“Why?”

“She thinks she's so smart, so pretty, so . . . fine.” Lace spit the word.

“Lace, look at me, please.” Lace looked at her. “You're smart. You're pretty. You're—”

“I ain't! I ain't nothin'!” She stood up from the table, weeping, and ran down the basement stairs.

“So,” said his wife, looking grim. “She's crying—it's what Olivia's been hoping for.”

“That's good news,” he said, putting his arm around her shoulders.

She smiled weakly. “Yes, but sometimes even good news feels bad.”

Esther Bolick picked up on the first ring.

“So, Esther, how's it coming?”

“You'll never believe it—we got an armoire from Marie Sanders!”

If he had anything to do with it, Esther would have two armoires. “How's Hessie working out for you?”

“A saint, Hessie's a saint. She's heading up the After Work Sale, includin' th' supper.”

“Wow.”

“Did you know Hessie and I are wearin' beepers? I feel like Dick Tracy.”

“I've heard everything.”

“Course, th' polyester and double-knit is still pourin' in.”

“Find me an orange leisure suit with stitched lapels, I'll pay big money.”

“Too late, Mule Skinner already spoke for it.”

“Oh, well.”

“But the quality's picking up, we just got a Hoover vacuum cleaner and a whole set of Hummel figurines. Oh, and a mink jacket, th' hole's where you can't even see it.”

“How's Gene?”

“Suing for divorce.”

“It could be worse,” he said.

Esther laughed heartily. How he loved hearing a Bane chairperson laugh. A minor miracle!

He was putting the receiver on the hook when it came to him out of left field.

Land of Counterpane. Black car, blue pickup.

Surely not . . .

And the black car that had eased around the monument at two in the morning, so quiet he scarcely heard the engine . . .

But that was weeks ago. That was the evening of his birthday, which was well over a month back, maybe five or six weeks. If Edith was around, why hadn't anyone seen her?

Was Ed Coffey steering clear of Mitford, buying their groceries at country stores, keeping to the back roads, going ununiformed to attract less attention?

He'd drive by Clear Day and see what was going on, but there wasn't any way to spot the house, since it sat a half mile beyond a locked electronic gate. That gate had been locked even on evenings when Edith invited the vestry to meet at her house. Guests were required to punch a password into a black box at the entrance.

There was a churning sensation in his stomach.

Not knowing what else to do, he went into the office bathroom and stuck his finger for a glucometer check. In his opinion, the glucometer was a decided improvement over peeing on a strip to check his sugar.

One twenty-four. Not bad.

He made a call from the office, still knowing the number by heart, and went home and got his old gardening hat from the closet shelf.

Rifling through the chest of drawers, he found the sunglasses he seldom wore because someone said they made him look like a housefly.

He put on the hat and glasses as he went down the stairs, thinking he'd check himself out in the kitchen mirror.

“Lord God!” shrieked Puny, standing frozen at the foot of the stairs. “You like to scared me to death!”

Hearing their mother's alarm, both babies set up an earsplitting wail in the kitchen.

He tried bouncing their car seats, squeaking a rubber duck, making a face, and barking like a dog, but they were inconsolable, and he was out of there.

“This Cessna 152 don't make as much noise as m' little ragwing,” shouted Omer.

The rector was holding up pretty well, all things considered. He had skipped lunch, knowing he'd be airborne, had driven twenty-five miles to the airstrip, and here he was, skimming above the treetops with the mayor's brother-in-law in a borrowed plane, wearing a decrepit garden hat and shades.

Father Roland, who occasionally wrote from the wilds of Canada, was totally wrong to think he was having all the fun, celebrating the Eucharist in crude forest huts and being chased by a bull moose. Mitford had its grand adventures, too. You just had to go looking for—

“Holy smoke, Omer!”

Omer flashed his piano-key grin at the rector, who was only momentarily hanging upside down.

“That's what you call a one-G maneuver.”

“No more, thanks!” His face had been green twice in only a few weeks.

“OK, I'll fly steady,” yelled his pilot. “How low d'you think you'll want to go?”

“Low enough to see what's going on.”

“I can take you down to two hundred feet, how's that?”

He swallowed hard. “Fine.”

“You sure don't look like yourself in that getup,” Omer shouted.

“Good!” he shouted back.

They saw the ridge looming ahead, the ridge from which Clear Day could see forever, but could not be seen.

“Here she comes!” Omer said. Father Tim pulled the brim of the hat farther down and adjusted the glasses.

What could have been a small landing strip emerged from the trees. It was the shake roof that covered the much-talked-about eight thousand square feet of living space, with its vast expanse of driveway and parking area to the left.

Bingo.

A blue pickup truck was parked next to a black car. And there, on the uncovered terrace, standing by the striped umbrellas, were two people.

“Circle back!” he shouted to his pilot.

He wanted to be dead sure.

Omer circled back and buzzed the house. The man and woman on the terrace looked up angrily as he looked down.

Then the blue Cessna roared over the quaking treetops and across the gorge.

Omer glanced at him and winked.

Edith Mallory was not touring Spain or France or Malaysia or any of her other haunts, and neither was she living in her sprawling home in Florida.

She was living in Mitford, at Clear Day, and masterminding the political career of Mack Stroupe.

On the morning of the game at Baxter Field, Velma Mosely had a change of heart and started chopping onions.

This, she told herself, would absolutely, positively be her last pot of homemade chili.

“Listen up!”

Buck Leeper looked ten feet tall as he stood in the dugout before the Mitford Reds.

“We're not here to fool around,” said the team manager, “we're here to win. Got it?”

“Got it!” said his players, who were wearing red-dyed T-shirts and ball caps advertising The Local.

It was twenty minutes before game time, and the rector felt his adrenaline pumping like oil through a Texas derrick.

“Father, you're th' team captain, and I'm lookin' to you to be th' coach on th' field. Keep 'em pepped up and give 'em advice when
they need it—your job is to call the shots.” Buck looked him in the eye. “I know you can do it.”

Could he do it? He had prayed about this softball game as if it were life or death, instead of good, clean fun on a Saturday afternoon. Surely the three practice games, which had gone pretty well, would count for something.

Buck took a Lucky Strike out of his shirt pocket and paced in front of them. “Dooley, you're my first batter. I've watched you get ready for today's game, and you're always hustlin', always quick on your feet. I want you to wait on the pitch that's yours, got it?”

“Got it,” said Dooley.

“We want you on that base.”

“Yes, sir.”

“Adele, you're plenty quick and sure-handed, you'll play first base. I'm hittin' you in th' second slot. When Dooley gets on, advance th' runner at any cost. We've got to get somebody in scoring position.”

Adele socked her right fist into her glove.

Buck laughed his water-boiling-in-a-kettle laugh. “We want those turkeys to play with their backs to the wall. Right?”

“Right!” said his team.

“Avis, you're my first power hitter. I want you to slam it clear to Wesley. Father, you're my cleanup batter—stay strong and quick, and remember to keep your shoulders straight.”

Buck might have been commandeering a crew of backhoe operators in a thirty-foot excavation.

“Mrs. Kavanagh—”

“Cynthia,” she said.

“Cynthia, you're battin' in my number five spot. I want you to dig in and crush that ball. As the catcher, I want you to call our pitches—look at how they're standin', check out their feet. Bottom line, be alert at all times.”

“You got it, Coach.”

Buck completed the lineup with Hal Owen as second baseman and Mule Skinner, Jena Ivey, Pauline Barlowe, and Lew Boyd in the outfield.

“I've been watchin' th' other team,” said Buck, “and we're better than they are. We can do the job. I want you to give it a hundred percent, understand? Not eighty-five, not ninety-five—a
hundred.
”

He looked at every earnest face, rolling the unlit cigarette between his fingers. “Father, you want to pray?”

“He wants to!” said Dooley.

After the prayer, they scrambled to their feet and trooped past the concession stand. At that moment, the rector was certain he experienced a brief out-of-body reverie. He saw their team charging out on the field, and there he was in the middle of the fray, wearing, for Pete's sake, his green Pentecost vestments.

“Man!” exclaimed Dooley.

The stands were full, people were sitting on the grass, and the smell of hotdogs and chili wafted through the humid summer air.

Tommy's dad, who was the plate umpire, looked at the coin he'd just flipped. The Mitford Reds were the home team.

The rector scanned the crowd, just as he always did at Lord's Chapel.

The residents of Hope House were lined up in wheelchairs and seated on the front bleachers, looking expectant.

There was Mack Stroupe, standing with one foot on a bleacher and a cigarette in his mouth, and over to the right, Harley and Lace. He spotted Fancy Skinner and Uncle Billy and Miss Rose and Coot and Omer, and about midway up, Tommy, who had hurt his leg and couldn't play. He noted that quite a few sported a strawberry sucker stuck in their jaw, evidence that the mayor had doled out her customary campaign favors.

From the front row, where she sat with Russell Jacks and Betty Craig, Jessie waved to the field with both hands.

“Ladies and gentlemen,” announced town councilman, Linder Hayes, “it is my immense privilege to introduce Esther Cunningham, our beloved mayor, who for sixteen years and eight great terms in office has diligently helped Mitford take care of its own! Your Honor, you are hereby officially invited to . . .
throw out the first ball.
”

“Burn it in, Esther!” somebody yelled.

The other umpire ran a ball to the mayor, who stood proudly in the dignitaries section, cheek by jowl with the county sheriff.

At this, the
Muse
editor bounded from the concession stand to the bleachers and skidded to a stop about a yard from the mayor. He dropped to his knees and pointed the Nikon upward.

“Dadgum it,” hissed the mayor, “don't shoot from down there, it gives me three double chins!”

“And behind the plate,” boomed Linder Hayes, “our esteemed police chief and vigilant overseer of law and order, Mr. Rodney Underwood!”

Applause. Hoots. Whistles. Rodney adjusted his holster belt and waved to the crowd with a gloved hand.

“Hey, Esther, smoke it in there!”

The mayor threw back her head, circled her arm like a prop on a P-51, and let the ball fly.

“
Stee-rike
one!” said the umpire.

“Oh,
please,
” said Cynthia, who was perspiring from infield practice.

“What is it?” whispered the rector.

“I have to use the port-a-john.”

“It's your nerves,” declared her husband, who appeared to know.

“Take the field!” yelled Buck.

The players sprinted to their positions. Then, the home-plate ump took a deep breath, pointed at the pitcher, and shouted what they'd all been waiting to hear.

“Play ball!”

The Reds' batboy, Poo Barlowe, passed his brother a bat which he had personally inscribed with the name
Dools
and a zigzag flash of lightning. He had rendered this personal I.D. with a red ballpoint pen, bearing down hard and repeatedly until it appeared etched into the wood.

Dooley took a couple of warm-up swings, then stepped into the batter's box. He gripped the bat, positioned his feet, and waited for the pitch.

A high, looping pitch barely missed the strike zone.

“Ball one!”

The second pitch came in chest-high, as Dooley tightened his grip, took a hefty swing, and connected.
Crack!
It was the first ball hitting the bat for the newly formed Mitford Reds; the sound seemed to reverberate into the stands.

“Go, buddy!”

Dooley streaked to first base, his long legs eating the distance, and blew past it to second as the crowd cheered. He slid into second a heartbeat ahead of the ball that socked into Scott Murphy's glove.

“Ride 'em, cowboy!” warbled Miss Pattie, who believed herself to be at a rodeo.

The game was definitely off to a good start.

“Mama!”

Fancy Skinner waved to her mother, who was shading her eyes and peering into the stands. “I'm up here!”

Fancy was wearing shocking pink tights and a matching tunic, and stood out so vividly from the crowd that her mother recognized her at once and made the climb to the fifth row, carrying a knitting bag with the beginnings of an afghan.

“I declare,” said Fancy, “I hardly knew that was you, don't you just love bein' blond, didn't I tell you it would be more fun? I mean, look at you, out at a softball game instead of sittin' home watchin' th' Wheel or whatever. And oh, my lord, what're you wearin', I can't believe it, a Dale Jarrett T-shirt, aren't you th' cat's pajamas, you look a hundred years younger!

“Next, you might want to lose some weight, if you don't mind my sayin' so, around forty pounds seems right to me, it would take a strain off your heart. Lord have mercy, would you look at that, he backed th' right fielder clean to th' fence.
Hey, ump, open your eyes, I thought only horses went to sleep standin' up!