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He complied and went on to Wolfe, “That was nine days ago, on the sixteenth of this month. Hagh had
already sent a communication here to Mr. Perry Helmar, on advice of Blanco, but they had decided that he needed representation here in New York, and Blanco sent me all the particulars of the case, with copies of documents.” He tapped the briefcase. “I have them here. If you will just—”

“Later,” Wolfe said hastily. “First, what is wanted?” He looks at documents only when he has to.

“Certainly, certainly.” Irby sure was anxious to please. The dewdrops on his freckled cupola might have been glued on. “One of them is a photostat of a letter, a holograph, dated at Cajamarca, Peru, August twelfth, nineteen forty-six, written and signed by Priscilla Eads Hagh and witnessed by Margaret Caselli. That was the maiden name of Margaret Fomos, who was killed Monday night. In the letter Priscilla Hagh gave her husband, Eric Hagh, a half-interest, without reservation, in all property then hers or to become hers at any time in the future.”

“Any consideration?” Wolfe demanded.

“Uh—none specified.”

“Then it’s highly vulnerable.”

“That may be. That will have to be adjudicated, but it is unquestionably a powerful weapon, and it was given to my client in good faith and accepted in good faith.”

“I’m not a lawyer, Mr. Irby.”

“I know you’re not, Mr. Wolfe. I came to see you not on a matter of law, but a matter of fact. According to an article in the
Times
this morning, and in other papers, Miss Eads, formerly Mrs. Eric Hagh, was in your house Monday afternoon and evening, and Mr. Perry Helmar, the trustee of her property, was here Monday evening. I would deeply appreciate it, very deeply appreciate it, if you will tell me, in your talks with them was any
mention made of this document? Of the letter signed by Priscilla Hagh and witnessed by Margaret Caselli?”

Wolfe stirred in his chair. He rested an elbow on its arm, raised a hand, and ran a fingertip along his lower lip, back and forth. “You’d better tell me more about it,” he muttered. “Why did Mr. Hagh wait so long to file a claim?”

“I’m eager to, Mr. Wolfe, I’m eager to. I have it all from Blanco. But of course it would be improper for me to divulge privileged communications, so I won’t. I can say this, that Hagh first saw Blanco only a month ago, to show him the document and consult him as to the method of putting in his claim immediately after June thirtieth, his former wife’s birthday, when she would come into possession of property worth millions. Blanco got me on the phone, and I checked at this end—chiefly Priscilla’s father’s will, which of course is on record. With that, and with the details supplied by Hagh, Blanco advised him not to wait for June thirtieth, when the property would pass to Priscilla, but to file his claim immediately with the trustee, Perry Helmar, demanding that half of the property be transferred to Hagh instead of Priscilla, and warning Helmar that he would be held responsible for any default.”

Irby raised his shoulders and dropped them. “That may have been good advice for Venezuela. Whether it was for here I don’t say. Anyhow Hagh took it, and a communication was sent to Helmar which Blanco wrote and Hagh signed, and a copy of it was sent to Priscilla. A copy came to me too, with photostats of the basic document and a full report of the situation, and instructions from Blanco that I should proceed with an action to restrain Helmar from making the transfer to Priscilla. I know a little law and I know where to find more, but I
couldn’t find any that would do that trick. Even granting that Hagh’s claim was legally valid—”

“I’ll take your conclusion, Mr. Irby.”

“Very well. I so advised Blanco. He got no reply from Helmar, and none from Priscilla. I finally got to see Helmar—that was last week, Tuesday—and had a long talk with him, but it was completely unsatisfactory. He took no position at all; I couldn’t pin him down to a thing. I decided that under the circumstances it would not be unethical for me to see Priscilla Eads. I had already phoned to ask her if Helmar was her personal attorney, and she didn’t say yes or no. She refused to see me, but I persuaded her, and called at her apartment Friday afternoon. She admitted that she had signed the document in good faith, but soon afterward had changed her mind and asked Hagh to give it back, and he had refused. She offered to pay a hundred thousand dollars cash in settlement of the claim, and said that if Hagh didn’t accept that he would get nothing unless a court ordered it.”

“She made you that offer?”

“Yes, and I phoned Blanco in Caracas to report it. June thirtieth was only ten days away, and if Blanco’s strategy was sound there was no time to spare. But right there everything died. Blanco called Priscilla’s offer contemptible and wouldn’t discuss it. Helmar and Priscilla were both away over the weekend, and I couldn’t even locate them. Monday morning I started in again, but couldn’t get to either one, and I quit trying. Tuesday morning came the news that Priscilla had been murdered. Yesterday.”

Irby slid back in the chair for the first time. The movement had no effect on the dewdrops. He extended his hands as in appeal. “Think of it!” he pleaded. “The situation!”

Wolfe nodded. “Unsatisfactory.”

“Utterly,” the lawyer agreed. He repeated it. “Utterly. I saw no point in spending nine dollars on a phone call to Caracas; frankly, it seemed quite possible that there would be no reimbursement for outlay. I did try to get in touch with Helmar, but without success until noon today. I finally got him on the phone, and do you know what he does?” Irby slid forward again. “He impeaches the document! He denies she ever signed it! He implies that my client forged it! And only last Friday she admitted to me unequivocally that she wrote it with her own hand and signed it, and Margaret Caselli witnessed it!”

Irby hit the arm of the chair with his fist. “I phoned Blanco in Caracas!” He hit it again. “I told him to put Eric Hagh on the first plane for New York!” He hit it again. “And bring the original document with him!” He hit it again. “And I decided to see you!”

Abruptly and surprisingly he calmed down. The fist opened and was only a chubby little hand. “Of course,” he said, “if millions ever were at stake in this, which is open to question, it is very doubtful if they are now. But even ignoring the Softdown stock, Priscilla’s estate is probably substantial, and I do not grant that the stock must be ignored. Even if title to it passes legally to the five persons named in Eads’s will, that document is still a powerful moral weapon, especially in view of the time and circumstances of Priscilla’s death. And it occurred to me that you can probably speak to the authenticity of the document. She came to consult you that day and spent hours with you. Surely the document was mentioned, and surely she acknowledged that she had signed it. Helmar was here that evening, and he too could have mentioned it and either assumed or acknowledged its validity.”

He glanced at me and back at Wolfe. “If Mr. Goodwin was present and can also speak, that will clinch it, and in that case I am prepared to make a concrete offer after discussing it with Blanco on the phone. Such assistance in authentication would be of great value to Mr. Hagh, amounting to five per cent of the total sum received by him in settlement of his claim under the terms of the document.”

There were at least two things seriously wrong with it. One, the offer was on a contingent basis, which, while not necessarily disreputable, was against Wolfe’s principles. Two, it was an offer to pay us either for telling the truth, which was rather coarse, or for telling a lie, which was downright vulgar.

“Naturally,” Dewdrop Irby said, with his voice dripping sugary syrup, “the best form would be affidavits, one from each of you. I’ll be glad to draw them, glad and proud, on your information. As for the arrangement for payment to you, I invite your suggestion, with the comment that it is probably inadvisable to put it in writing.”

It was a perfect out for Wolfe, and I fully expected to be told to steer the lawyer to the door, but Wolfe is nothing if not contrary. He snapped a question. “Mr. Hagh is coming to New York?”

“Yes.”

“When will he arrive?”

“Tomorrow afternoon. Three o’clock.”

“I want to see him.”

“Certainly. I want you to. I’ll bring him straight here from the airport. Meanwhile, with the affidavits—”

“No.” Wolfe was blunt. “There will be no affidavits until I have talked with your principal, and then well see. Don’t bring him here from the airport; phone me first. I have in mind a step that you won’t like but will
probably have to assent to. I think there should be a meeting of those concerned in this matter, both sides, with you present, that it should take place tomorrow, and that it should be held in this room. I’ll undertake to get Mr. Helmar and his associates here.”

Irby was concentrating so hard he was squinting his eyes into narrow slits. “What makes you think I won’t like it?”

“The fact that lawyers are convinced that no quarrel involving a substantial sum of money should ever be pursued except by lawyers.”

The lawyer would have taken a much worse crack than that without offense. He didn’t even feel it. He shook his head earnestly. “I would welcome such a meeting,” he declared. “But I would want to have some idea of what I was letting myself in for. If I knew that you and Mr. Goodwin were going to state that both Priscilla Eads and Helmar had either implied or acknowledged the authenticity—”

“No,” Wolfe said flatly. “By making me a flagrantly improper offer you have forfeited all right to amenity. You’ll have to take it as it comes.”

And that was the best Irby could get, though he was so stubborn about it that I finally crossed over to pick up his briefcase and hand it to him, and by then it was dinnertime. When I closed the front door and turned after letting him out, Wolfe was emerging from the office, headed for the dining room.

“Are you satisfied?” he barked at me.

“No, sir,” I said politely. “And neither are you.”

T
he next morning, Thursday, I cashed in on an investment.

I needed some kind of a break. There had been no follow-up of any kind on the Irby thing. Granted for the sake of argument that after dinner Wednesday evening was no time for it, what was wrong with Thursday morning? I decided for the thousandth time that I didn’t have the right temperament for working for Nero Wolfe. If I had, I would long ago have quit being exasperated by his matter-of-fact assumption that, barring specific urgencies, there was no point in starting the day’s detecting activities until after he came down from the plant rooms at eleven o’clock. And anyway it seemed to me that this was a specific urgency. So when I had got up and shaved and showered and dressed, and gone down and greeted Fritz and had breakfast, and read the morning paper, learning among other things that no one had been charged with the murder of Priscilla Eads or Margaret Fomos, and proceeded to the office and opened the morning mail, and nine o’clock had come and gone with no word from on high, I buzzed the plant rooms on the house phone and
got him and inquired, “Do you invite people to the party or do I?”

“Neither, until we’re sure of Mr. Hagh.” He was gruff, of course.

“He’ll land at three.”

“Or never.”

That was it. One of his deepest convictions was that no vehicle propelled by machinery, from a scooter to an ocean liner, could reasonably be expected ever to reach its destination, and that only a dunce would bank on it. There was nothing I could do about it. After hanging up, I called Pan-Atlantic, and was told that Flight 193 was expected to arrive on schedule. As I got up to put the mail on Wolfe’s desk, the phone rang, and I sat down and got it.

“Nero Wolfe’s office, Archie Goodwin speaking.”

“This is Archie Goodwin?”

“Right.”

“This is Sarah Jaffee, Mr. Goodwin.”

“So it is, by the voice. Good morning.”

“Good morning. I wanted—how are you?”

“I’m fine. And you?”

“I’m fine too. I just had my breakfast and I wanted to phone you. There was no place at the table but mine.”

“Good. In the long run that’ll save a lot of breakage on dishes.”

“It will save more than that.” A pause. “You took the coat and hat with you.”

“I did, and for God’s sake don’t tell me you want them back. I disposed of them.”

“I’ll never want them back.” She sounded quite positive. “When I went to the hall, long after you had left, and saw that the coat and hat were gone, I cried like a baby. When I quit crying I was scared. I was afraid I had been crying because the coat and hat were
gone, but then I realized that wasn’t it, only I didn’t know what it was. Anyhow I quit worrying about why I had cried because I knew one thing for certain—I knew I was glad the coat and hat were gone, and I knew you had done a wonderful thing for me after the way I acted. I guess you understood why I acted like that. I’m a terrible coward, I always have been. I’m such a coward that three times yesterday afternoon when I started to phone you I simply couldn’t make my finger turn the dial.”

“You could have—”

“No, please! Let me finish or I won’t. I slept better than I have for a long time—I don’t know when. I had a wonderful sleep! And while I was eating breakfast, there where you were with me yesterday, I realized how it was. I realized that I had to do anything you asked me to do, anything—only of course not—I mean, anything you
would
ask me—that is, anything I
can
do. So just tell me what it is.”

“I told you yesterday.”

“I know, but I don’t remember it very well.”

I explained it carefully, but it didn’t seem that she listened carefully, from a couple of questions she asked, so I explained it again. She said she would be at the office at eleven o’clock. I suggested that she bring her own lawyer, and she said she didn’t want to tell him about it because he might not approve and she didn’t want to argue with him. I didn’t insist, since Nathaniel Parker was going to be asked to act on her behalf, and she couldn’t possibly do any better.

She warned me, “I don’t think I’m still a nut, but I’m still a coward, so I’m pretty brave to do this and I hope
you
know it.”