The Collection (37 page)

We went, and we saw. Down in between that hill and the next,
the road took another sharp turn and facing us was the front view of a tent
with a big banner that said,
^"
Penny Arcade.
^"

This time I didn
^'
t even break stride. I said,
^"
They
copied that banner from the show Sam Heideman used to have. Remember Sam, and
the good old days, Ma?
^"

^"
That drunken no-good,
^"
Ma
said.

^"
Why, Ma, you liked him too.
^"

"Yes, and I liked you too, but that doesn't mean that
you aren
^'
t or he isn
^'
t
^—"

^"
Why, Ma,
^"
I interrupted.
But by that time we were right in front of the tent. Looked like real canvas
because it billowed gently. I said, "I haven't got the heart. Who wants to
look through this time?
^"

But Ma already had her head through the flap of the tent. I
heard her say, "Why, hello Sam, you old soak.
^"

I said,
^"
Ma, quit kidding or I
^'
ll—
^"

But by that time I was past her and inside the tent, and it
was a tent, all four sides of one, and a good big one at that. And it was lined
with the old familiar coin machines. There, counting coins in the change booth,
was Sam Heideman, looking up with almost as much surprise on his face as there
must have been on mine.

He said,
^"
Pop Wherry! I
^'
ll be a
dirty name.
^"
Only he didn
^'
t say
^"
dirty
name
^"
—but he didn
^'
t get around to apologizing to Ma
and Ellen for that until he and I had pounded each other's backs and he had
shaken hands around and been introduced to Johnny Lane.

It was just like old times on the carny lots of Mars and
Venus. He was telling Ellen how she
^'
d been
^"
so high
^"
when he
^'
d seen her last and did she really remember him?

And then Ma sniffed.

When Ma sniffs like that, there
^'
s something to
look at, and I got my eyes off dear old Sam and looked at Ma and then at where
Ma was looking. I didn't sniff, but I gasped.

A woman was coming forward from the back of the tent, and
when I call her a woman it
^'
s because I can
^'
t think of the
right word if there is one. She was St. Cecilia and Guinevere and a Petty girl
all ironed into one. She was like a sunset in New Mexico and the cold silver
moons of Mars seen from the Equatorial Gardens. She was like a Venusian valley
in the spring and like Dorzalski playing the violin. She was really something.

I heard another gasp from alongside me, and it was unfamiliar.
Took me a second to realize why it was unfamiliar; I'd never heard Johnny Lane
gasp before. It was an effort, but I shifted my eyes for a look at his face.
And I thought, "Oh—oh. Poor Ellen.
^"
For the poor boy was
gone, no question about it.

And just in time—maybe seeing Johnny helped me—I man-aged to
remember that I
^'
m pushing fifty and happily married. I took hold of
Ma's arm and hung on. "Sam," I said, "what on Earth—I mean on
whatever planet this is—
^"

Sam turned around and looked behind him. He said,
^"
Miss
Ambers, I'd like you to meet some old friends of mine who just dropped in. Mrs.
Wherry, this is Miss Ambers, the movie star.
^"
Then he finished
the introductions, first Ellen, then me, and then Johnny. Ma and Ellen were
much too polite. Me, I maybe went the other way by pretending not to notice the
hand Miss Ambers held out. Old as I am, I had a hunch I might forget to let go
if I took it. That's the kind of girl she was.

Johnny did forget to let go.

Sam was saying to me,
^"
Pop, you old pirate, what
are you doing here? I thought you stuck to the colonies, and I sure didn
^'
t
look for you to drop in on a movie set.
^"

^"
A movie set?
^"
Things were
beginning to make sense, almost.

^"
Sure. Planetary Cinema, Inc. With me as the
technical advisor on carny scenes. They wanted inside shots of a coin arcade,
so I just brought my old stuff out of storage and set it up here. All the boys
are over at the base camp now.
^"

Light was just beginning to dawn on me.
^"
And
that restaurant front up the street? That's a set?" I queried.

^"
Sure, and the street itself. They didn
^'
t
need it, but they had to film the making of it for one sequence.
^"

^"
Oh." I went on,
^"
But
how about the ostrich with the bow tie and the birds with the propellers? They
couldn
^'
t have been movie props. Or could they?
^"
I
^'
d
heard that Planetary Cinema did some pretty impossible things.

Sam shook his head a bit blankly.
^"
Nope. You
must have come across some of the local fauna. There are a few but not many,
and they don
^'
t get in the way.
^"

Ma said,
^"
Look here, Sam Heideman, how come
if this planet has been discovered we hadn
^'
t heard about it? How
long has it been known, and what
^'
s it all about?
^"

Sam chuckled. "A man named Wilkins discovered this
planet ten years ago. Reported it to the Council, but before it got publicized
Planetary Cinema got wind of it and offered the Council a whopping rental for
the place on the condition that it be kept secret. As there aren
^'
t
any minerals or anything of value here and the soil ain
^'
t worth a
nickel, the Council rented it to them on those terms.
^"

^"
But why secret?
^"

^"
No visitors, no distractions, not to
mention a big jump on their competitors. All the big movie companies spy on one
another and swipe one another
^'
s ideas. Here they got all the space
they want and can work in peace and privacy.
^"

^"
What
^'
ll they do about our
finding the place?
^"
I asked. Sam chuckled again. "Guess
they'll entertain you royally now that you
^'
re here and try to
persuade you to keep it under your hat. You
^'
ll probably get a free pass
for life to all Planetary Cinema theaters too."

He went over to a cabinet and came back with a tray of bottles
and glasses. Ma and Ellen declined, but Sam and I had a couple apiece and it
was good stuff. Johnny and Miss Ambers were over in a corner of the tent
whispering together earnestly, so we didn
^'
t bother them, especially
after I told Sam that Johnny didn't drink.

Johnny still had hold of her hand and was gazing into her
eyes like a sick pup. I noticed that Ellen moved around so she was facing the
other way and didn't have to watch. I was sorry for her, but there wasn
^'
t
anything I could do. Something like that happens if it happens. And if it hadn
^'
t
been for Ma—

But I saw that Ma was getting edgy and I said we
^'
d
better get back to the ship and get dressed up if we were due to be entertained
royally. Then we could move the ship in closer. I reckoned we could spare a
few days on Nothing Sirius. I left Sam in stitches by telling him how we'd
named the planet after a look at the local fauna.

Then I gently pried Johnny loose from the movie star and led
him outside. It wasn
^'
t easy. There was a blank, blissful expression
on his face, and he'd even forgotten to salute me when I
^'
d spoken to
him. Hadn
^'
t called me
^"
sir
^"
either.
In fact, he didn
^'
t say anything at all.

Neither did any of the rest of us, walking up the street.

There was something knocking at my mind and I couldn
^'
t
quite figure out what it was. There was something wrong, something that didn't
make sense.

Ma was worried too. Finally I heard her say,
^"
Pop,
if they really want to keep this place a secret, wouldn
^'
t they
maybe—uh—
^"

^"
No, they wouldn
^'
t,
^"
I answered, maybe a bit snappishly. That wasn
^'
t what I was worried
about, though.

I looked down at that new and perfect road, and there was
something about it I didn
^'
t like. I diagonaled over to the curb and
walked along that, looked down at the greenish clay beyond, but there wasn
^'
t
anything to see except more holes and more bugs like I'd seen back at the
Bon-Ton Restaurant.

Maybe they weren't cockroaches, though, unless the movie
company had brought them. But they were near enough like cockroaches for all
practical purposes—if a cockroach has a practical purpose, that is. And they
still didn
^'
t have bow ties or propellers or feathers. They were
just plain cockroaches.

I stepped off the paving and tried to step on one or two of
them, but they got away and popped into holes. They were plenty fast and shifty
on their feet.

I got back on the road and walked with Ma. When she asked,
^'
What
were you doing?" I answered,
^"
Nothing.
^"

Ellen was walking on the other side of Ma and keeping her
face a studious blank. I could guess what she was thinking and I wished there
was something could be done about it. The only thing I could think of was to
decide to stay on Earth awhile at the end of this trip, and give her a chance
to get over Johnny by meeting a lot of other young sprigs. Maybe even finding
one she liked.

Johnny was walking along in a daze. He was gone all right,
and he'd fallen with awful suddenness, like guys like that always do. Maybe it
wasn
^'
t love, just infatuation, but right now he didn
^'
t
know what planet he was on.

We were over the first rise now, out of sight of Sam's tent.
"Pop, did you see any movie cameras around?" Ma asked suddenly.

"Nope, but those things cost millions. They don't leave
them sitting around loose when they're not being used.
^"

Ahead of us was the front of that restaurant. It looked
funny as the devil from a side view, walking toward it from that direction.
Nothing in sight but that, the road and green clay hills.

There weren
^'
t any cockroaches on the street, and
I realized that I
^'
d never seen one there. It seemed as though they
never got up on it or crossed it. Why would a cockroach cross the road? To get
on the other side?

There was still something knocking at my mind, something
that made less sense than anything else.

It got stronger and stronger and it was driving me as crazy
as it was. I got to wishing I had another drink. The sun Sirius was getting
down toward the horizon, but it was still plenty hot. I even began to wish I
had a drink of water.

Ma looked tired too. "Let's stop for a rest," I
said, "we're about halfway back."

We stopped. It was right in front of the Bon-Ton and I
looked up at the sign and grinned.
^"
Johnny, will you go in and
order dinner for us?
^"

He saluted and replied, "Yes, sir," and started
for the door. He suddenly got red in the face and stopped. I chuckled but I
didn
^'
t rub it in by saying anything else.

Ma and Ellen sat down on the curb.

I walked through the restaurant door again and it hadn
^'
t
changed any. Smooth like glass on the other side. The same cockroach—I guess it
was the same one—was still sitting or standing by the same hole.

I said,
^"
Hello, there,
^"
but
it didn
^'
t answer, so I tried to step on it but again it was too fast
for me. I noticed something funny. It had started for the hole the second I
decided to step on it, even before I had actually moved a muscle.

I went back through to the front again, and leaned against
the wall. It was nice and solid to lean against. I took a cigar out of my
pocket and started to light it, but I dropped the match.
Almost,
I knew
what was wrong.

Something about Sam Heideman.

^"
Ma,
^"
I said,
^"
isn
^'
t
Sam Heideman—dead?
^"

And then, with appalling suddenness I wasn
^'
t leaning
against a wall anymore because the wall just wasn
^'
t there and I was
falling backward.

I heard Ma yell and Ellen squeal.

I picked myself up off the greenish clay. Ma and Ellen were
getting up too, from sitting down hard on the ground because the curb they
^'
d
been sitting on wasn
^'
t there any more either. Johnny was staggering
a bit from having the road disappear under the soles of his feet, and dropping
a few inches.

There wasn't a sign anywhere of road or restaurant, just the
rolling green hills. And—yes, the cockroaches were still there.

The fall had jolted me plenty, and I was mad. I wanted
something to take out my mad on. There were only cockroaches. They hadn't gone
up into nothingness like the rest of it. I made another try at the nearest one,
and missed again. This time I was positive that he'd moved before I did.