Authors: Stephen Kiernan
“A pleasure to meet you, Mr. Gerber. My name isâ”
“Oh-ho, I know who you are, Judge Rice. I've been here the whole time. I was even on the ship when they found you. And not to be sticky about it, but it's actually
Doctor
Gerber.”
“I see. Thank you, Doctor.” He pointed at Gerber's headphones. “May I inquire what those ear covers are? I've noticed you wearing them often.”
“Well, they're for listening. These days we can capture music played in one time and place, and replay it anywhere else, over and over. And for me personally . . .” Gerber held them up and laughed. “I guess what they do is help my wacky mind focus. Keep my thinking from going to places too wild for me to handle.”
“Might I try them?”
Suddenly I felt like an anthropologist. I observed from across the control room while Gerber wheeled another chair to his desk, placed the headphones over Judge Rice's ears with unexpected care, adjusted the fit, tapped a few keys to begin a piece of music. Here was the judge's first true taste of contemporary life.
I was close enough to hear vaguely that a song had begun. Judge Rice's eyes went wide. “Ha ha. My goodness.” He spoke loudly, as if we were wearing headphones, too.
“That's âLady with a Fan,' ” Gerber said. “One of my favorites. From the album
Terrapin Station
. That's what 1977 sounds like. Pretty sweet, huh?”
“So much is happening at once,” he bellowed. Then, for the first time I had ever witnessed, Judge Rice smiled.
Gerber of all people
. I had always imagined it would be me to introduce Judge Rice to the modern world. I thought I would be his teacher. I know I began the process, that night on the roof. Yet as that song played, I did not feel possessive. In an odd way, who better than Gerber? Brilliant for all his eccentricity, a man without guile.
“What is this light-throwing device, anyway?” Judge Rice said, lowering the headphones, tapping the computer screen. “You people sit here for hours, though it looks incomparably dull. What can possibly be so compelling about it?”
“Well, you're right that it's dull.” Gerber scratched his woolly scalp. “But that's only half the story. It's called a computer. Think of it as a telephone you can use to call anyone in the world.”
“Telephone?” He narrowed his eyes. “I think I remember what that is.”
Gerber turned to me for help. I held up open palms. “Oh, no, this is all you.”
“Thanks a million.” He made a face, then turned back to Judge Rice. “Okay, do you remember what a telegraph is?”
“I recall sending and receiving telegrams, yes.”
“Well, today instead of dots and dashes going down the wires, we send a person's voice. What this machine does is connect nearly all the wires on earth, which therefore connects all those voices. Also it stores the words we write, the pictures we take.” He tapped the headphones. “Even the songs we sing.”
“When my friend here”âJudge Rice pointed at meâ“says you people are recording everything I do, is this what she means?”
“Here, watch this.” Gerber's hands flew over the keyboard, and a video began playing on his screen. Judge Rice rested one hand on the podium
. “For severity, the gale surpassed all experience. At no time was any portion of the ship level, nor reliable underfoot . . .”
“Ha.” Judge Rice tapped a forefinger on his chin.
“ âWhat a piece of work is a man, how noble in reason, how infinite in faculties.' ”
“Right. What you said.”
“From
Hamlet
.”
Gerber grinned goofily. “I suppose if I throw the Grateful Dead at you, it's only fair that you lay Shakespeare on me.”
“Do you realize how this invention could transform judicial proceedings? If all of the world could act as eyewitness?”
“Wait a second, Romeo. You've been a judge long enough to doubt evidence, right? Check this out.” He slapped some keys, slid his mouse around to edit the footage. “Aw, you made it easy by standing so still.” Gerber hit enter, the machine spent ten seconds filling a status bar, then an equally smooth clip began to play on his screen.
“The ship was level, reliable underfoot. It surpassed all experience.”
Judge Rice burst out laughing. “But of course, of course. If humanity can find a means to new truths, it can also produce new lies.”
“You learn fast, brother.” He touched the screen. “If you watch your left hand here, you'll see it jumps slightly, which gives away my editing. If you look closely.”
“Nonetheless it is an impressive tool. Does it contain maps?”
“Of pretty much everything, yes. You can see the whole world, or your own street.”
“How useful that would have been on our expedition,” Judge Rice said, bouncing a fist on his thigh.
“Well now.” Gerber tilted his chair back. “We've heard about the bad part, but there must have been
some
good. What was your favorite thing about that trip, anyway?”
“So many things.” He considered for a moment. “An example, if I may.”
“Please.”
I held my tongue, enjoying the moment unfolding in front of me.
“We had been nine days a-sail from Thule, Greenland, halfway between the Arctic Circle and the pole. Our panorama was gray water, gray sky, white foam at the waterline, and little else. When we reached the coastline it revealed no human presence, only a landscape grim and austere. Then we spied an outpost as desolate as despair, a cluster of shacks populated by souls with hardy skins and rough language. Yet they welcomed us as kin, fed us like royalty, fish and other foods of which we were entirely ignorant, and with their coarse humor we passed the night laughing like children at a clown. Upon hoisting anchor the next dawn, pink skies and a pearl sea, we saw it all as if with new eyes.”
“Saw what, your honor?”
“The beauty of it all. Exploration became incidental to the experience of beauty.”
“Yes,” I whispered. “Exactly.”
We were silent, even Gerber, as though the world had paused. The drawing forward I felt in that moment was like how the moon pulls on tides. I did not admit to myself what I was feeling. Still, I must have been staring.
“What is it?” asked Judge Rice, touching his cheek. “Do I have something on my face?”
“Just whiskers,” I said, jerking away. “Only whiskers.”
“Danger, danger, danger,” Gerber said in a robotic voice.
“What is your meaning?”
“Whiskers.” Gerber spun in his chair like a top. “Whiskers whiskers.”
“You shut up.” I smacked him on the arm.
“
Dangerous
whiskers.”
“I don't understand,” said Judge Rice.
“Our friend here is an odd duck,” I explained. “Pay no attention.”
“A duck with whiskers,” Gerber exclaimed, still spinning.
The judge studied him a moment, then raised one finger. “About these machines,” he said. “If I may persist.”
Gerber stopped abruptly, one foot hooked on the leg of his desk. “By all means.”
“Why would you want to be able to talk to anyone in the world? Also why would they want to talk to you?”
“A million reasons.” Gerber faced his computer, clicking through several windows. “To learn, to share knowledge, to gossip. People even fall in love through these machines. And look . . .” He scrolled through screens of e-mails. “These are letters, from all over the earth, people who are curious about you. More than anything, though, these boxes contain the greatest library ever imagined.”
“How is that possible? They look entirely too small.”
“It's easier to show than to explain. Tell me a subject you'd like to know about. Something you were interested in, way back when.”
“Quite simple,” Judge Rice said. “Aviation.”
Gerber turned back from his screen. “Beg pardon?”
“In 1903, two brothers flew an aircraft on the dunes of North Carolina. It became a fascination of mine. Mankind behaving like a bird, what could be more inventive?
âTo strive, to seek, to find and not to yield.'
Oh, and I recollect from that night”âhe faced meâ“when you took me to the rooftop. I witnessed a huge flying machine, possibly the loudest thing I have ever heard. There. I would be interested to see what progress the world has made in aviation.”
“Perfect choice,” Gerber said, rubbing his hands together. “A history of aviation. But I have to warn you . . .”
“Yes, Dr. Gerber?”
“You will be amazed at how creatures as smart as human beings could also be relentlessly stupid.”
“Now, Gerber,” I said, “I know where you're headed. There are two sidesâ”
“No kibitzing,” he interrupted. “You said this was all on me, remember?”
“Just don't leave out the beauty.”
“Not at all.” He patted Judge Rice on the knee. “That's exactly where I intend to start. And in the year you went to sea.”
Gerber, when it came to online searches, ran as quick as a weasel. In seconds he had information about 1906. That year the Germans invented zeppelins and the French created seaplanes. On the Fourth of July, an American flew an airplane nearly a mile. He also set a new speed record, forty-seven miles an hour.
“Incredible,” Judge Rice said, shaking his head. “Like lightning.”
Gerber searched year after year: when airmail began, the pilot held letter bags between his knees, dropping them overboard as he flew over their destination. Orville Wright crashed but survived, his passenger the first person to die in a powered airplane accident. And engineers moved the propellers from behind the wings to the front. He sniffed, typed, scrolled through search results.
“Well, sunshine daydream, here's a find,” Gerber said, “from 1912.” He clicked on a video that streamed historic footage, grainy and gray. A floating biplane set off amid blocks of ice in a cloudy harbor. Next a camera mounted on the plane revealed glimpses of an industrial shoreline and several blurry islands. Then in sharp relief, a giant copper symbol flickered into view.
“Oh, my heaven,” Judge Rice exclaimed. “The Statue of Liberty.”
“Bingo.”
“I'd forgotten.”
“She's still there,” Gerber said. “But now we reach the summer of 1914, and flying becomes a different business. Stupid takes over.” He showed clips of dogfights, photos of the first bombers, portraits of flying aces with white scarves thrown over their shoulders. “These are from the First World War.”
“Truly the whole world at war?”
“Probably felt that way. But look, they were even dumb enough to be optimistic about that. They called it âthe war to end all wars.' ”
“Did it?”
Gerber clucked, tapping his keys. “What do you think?”
“Excuse me,” I said. I'd begun to think ahead, aviation in the next thirty years, and what Judge Rice was about to learn. The teacher in me could not keep mum. “I think we ought to put some balance in here, you know, Gerber?”
“Balance the stupidity of human nature? Against what?”
“Some of the good things, perhaps?”
“Not a fair fight, stupid wins by a mile. But hey.” He pointed at the next desk. “That computer's still on, Kate. Knock yourself out.”
I leaned toward Judge Rice. “There's a whole century of things for you to learn. Some of them may be tough to take.”
“I appreciate your protective spirit, Dr. Philo.” He took a deep breath, released it slowly. “Permit us, though, to complete one line of thought.” He turned to Gerber. “How many people died in this war that failed to end all wars?”
“Not sure.” Gerber slurped his coffee. “Twenty, twenty-five million?”
Judge Rice blinked. “That can't be right. Twenty-five million human beings?”
“Give or take. Hang on.” Gerber tapped away. “Just pilots, since that's our theme for the moment, let's see.” He tried one search, then a second gave the answer. “Here we are. Twenty thousand pilots died.”
I felt as stunned as Judge Rice looked. “It does not speak well of our kind,” he said. “We invented this machine, devised ideally for adventure, discovery, and economic utility, yet applied it to the opposite purposes.”
“Well, the war ended eventually,” Gerber said. “Innovation didn't. Look here: the first commercial flight, 1919, eleven paying passengers, Paris to London. No guns, no bombs, very nice. And in 1921 the first African American pilot.”
“African American?”
“That means he is a black man. A Negro.”
“A colored?”
“Yes,” I said. “But today we use respectful words. We don't want to offend anyone. You would probably do best to refer to black people as African Americans.”
“We do not want to offend black people?” Judge Rice rubbed his chin. “Hm. Excellent.”
“You think so?” Gerber said.
He nodded. “My father fought in the War Between the States. And in my time, any fool could see the unfairness in work and wages. It also appeared in my courtroom, of course, almost daily.”
“Huh.” Gerber scratched his head. “Well, people feel even more strongly about it today. Let's keep playing history, though. Here's the first parachute, so people can jump out of planes and not get squished like a bug . . . aaaand here's an early crop duster.”
“What is that aircraft dropping?”
“Chemicals to kill weevils on plants, mosquitoes, and things like that.”
“I much prefer hearing these peaceable uses for flying. But I imagine you could drop poison on your enemies in much the same way.”
“You have no idea how inventive we are in that department,” Gerber said. “Us stupid humans? We drop things on enemies like nobody's business.”
“But that's not the whole story,” I said.