The Donut Diaries (20 page)

Instead, Tamara came up to me. She was eating a packet of crisps. She held out the bag, right there, in front of her girls and my guys.

‘Want one?’

‘Huh? Oh, what flavour?’

She looked at me for a moment, a half-smile on her lips.

‘Badger.’

DONUT COUNT:

I gave all my donuts to the guys. After the fifty I ate yesterday, even the donut-eating champion of Camp Fatso needs a day off.

About the Author

Dermot Milligan is eleven, obese and has just started at Big School. He’s a big fan of
The Lord of the Rings
, and he hates his evil sisters, Ruby and Ella (Rubella). His all-time favourite donut is the classic ring, but he’s also very keen on jam.

Also by Anthony McGowan

The Donut Diaries

The Donut Diaries: Revenge Is Sweet

Einstein’s Underpants

And How They Saved the World

(Shortlisted for the Roald Dahl Funny Prize 2010)

The Bare Bum Gang and the Holy Grail

The Bare Bum Gang and the Valley of Doom

The Bare Bum Gang and the Football Face-off

The Bare Bum Gang Battle the Dogsnatchers

For older readers:

Hellbent

Henry Tumour

(Winner of the Booktrust Teenage Prize 2006)

The Knife That Killed Me

Acknowledgements

My thanks to the amazing team at Random

House Children’s Books, in particular Kelly

Hurst, Natalie Doherty, Sophie Nelson, Jessica

Clarke, Lauren Bennett and Harriet Venn.

And a very special thanks to Ngawara Madeleine

Madison, who found my lost iPad, which

contained the first draft of this book.

THE DONUT DIARIES: ESCAPE FROM CAMP FATSO
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