The Onion Girl (37 page)
Authors: Charles de Lint
She's got her a strange voice, creaky and hoarse, like she's not used to using it much. But I'm not fooled into thinking it means she's some senile old thing, not no way.
“Whiskey and tobacca,” I tell her.
That dark face cracks a smile, white teeth flashing.
“You come on up, girls,” she says. “Set with me a spell.”
I'm not shy. With a “Thank you, ma'am,” I go right on up to that porch, but Pinky's lagging behind.
Miss Lucinda just keeps on grinning. “Don't you be feared now, girl,” she tells Pinky. “I ain't a-gonna hurt you.”
Pinky gives her a quick nod. “No, ma'am.”
“Why don't you go on inside,” the old woman says. “You'll find a plate of biscuits on the stove and a pot of tea. Bring 'em on out to us.”
There's only one other chair. I leave it for Pinky and set up on the banister, swinging my feet.
“Nice place you've got here,” I say.
“Well, it's private.”
“Downright off the map.”
She laughs. “I don't need for much.”
Pinky comes back carrying a tray with the biscuits and tea.
“Help yourself, girls,” Miss Lucinda says.
When Pinky sets the tray down on the floor of the porch, I jump down and pour a tea for the old woman, add in a dollop of whiskey from the flask I take out of my jacket pocket. I leave the whiskey flask by the foot of her chair, along with the pouch of pipe tobacco I brought along with me, and hand her the mug. The pattern's pretty much wore away and the china's cracked some, but it still holds up fine.
“I like a considerate girl,” Miss Lucinda says.
“My name's Raylene,” I tell her, “and this here's my best friend Pinky.”
“Pleased to meet you.”
“Likewise,” I say.
Pinky manages a quick smile.
I pour myself a tea, black and steaming, and help myself to one of the biscuits. It just melts in my mouth. I haven't tasted biscuits like this since my sister run off and the cooking in the Carter household became a more haphazard affair 'cause no one else'd take it on, regularlike. But then I find myself thinking about these biscuits and the tea, all waiting and ready for us.
“Were you expecting company?” I ask.
“I'm always expecting something,” Miss Lucinda says. “You don't get to be my age without being ready for pretty much anything the world's gonna throw at you. The one thing I'm not overly fond of is a surprise.”
I consider how we come here, outta the blue, my bringing the
whiskey and tobacco. I woulda thought that was a surprise. But all I say is, “I'm not so partial to surprises my own self. Take last night.”
whiskey and tobacco. I woulda thought that was a surprise. But all I say is, “I'm not so partial to surprises my own self. Take last night.”
I start in talking then about the dreamlands and us being wolves there and the dog boys we met last night. I leave out the part about the unicorns.
Miss Lucinda she sets there, smoking her pipe and sipping at her spiked tea. But I can tell she's listening. She's listening and she's not disbelieving, neither. She can be as cool and collected as she likes, but I can tell. Just like I can tell she's intrigued about what all this's got to do with us being here. But I don't get into that none. I just finish off my story, then compliment her again on her biscuits.
“A story like that,” she finally says. “A body'd have to take you two for a pair of crazy women. On drugs, probably.”
Pinky shoots her a look from where she's sitting in the other chair, chain-smoking, carefully putting out each butt in the lid of her cigarette package and storing 'em in a little pile by the leg of her chair. As Miss Lucinda starts to look in her direction, Pinky's gaze quickly slides away from the old woman's face and settles on mine.
“I suppose a body would,” I say. I let a long breath of time hang between us all afore I add, “Unless she knew about that kind a thing her own self.”
Miss Lucinda focuses her attention back on me.
“You're not one bit shy, are you, girl?”
“No, ma'am. Not about some things.”
“So what brings you to my cabin? I doubt it was the simple charity of a good heart, though I do appreciate the whiskey and the tobacca.”
I shrug. “I just found them dog boys to be a real curiosity and then I got to thinking, who might be able to explain 'em to me?”
“What makes you think I can?”
I figure it's time to be bold.
“Are you saying you can't?” I ask. “'Cause if'n you can, I'd be beholden to you, no question. That's a plain fact.”
She touches the whiskey bottle with her foot. “You think these little offerings of yours can cover the debt?”
“No, ma'am, I don't. I brought them along for politeness sake and nothing else.”
“That's a good answer.”
“How's that, ma'am?”
She smiles. “Well, there's an old story that the spirits don't like to be tricked into nothing. But a gift, freely given, that's a whole other matter. Makes 'em feel beholden themselves.”
As she's talking I get this wave of vertigo, a little dizzy spell that comes snaking along my spine and up into my head and to keep my balance I've got to clutch one of them old wood support poles holding up the roof of the porch. I'm looking at Miss Lucinda and for a moment I don't see no old woman's face looking at me. I see the face of an animal, a muskrat, maybe, or an otter. I can't tell. I hear Pinky gasp, but then the animal face is gone and it's just Miss Lucinda, setting there in her chair, looking at me with them dark eyes of hers.
“Let me tell you a little bit about who you mighta met in them dreamwoods of yours,” she says.
My dizzy spell's gone like it never was, but I still hold on to that support pole when she starts in a-talking.
“I can tell the neither of you is much for learning,” she says, “least-ways not book learning, but this ain't the sort of thing you'll find accounted for in no book anyways.
“We got us an old world here, girls, and it weren't made in no seven days like the Bible-thumpers and such'd have us believe. How do I know that? 'Cause we got us people still walking around today who been here since the world began. Hell, you believe all the stories, some of 'em was sitting around in the dark, just a-waiting on it to start up and get interesting.
“Now back in them early days, none of the Peopleâthat's what they called themselves, just the People. None of 'em was locked in to the one shape they was born toâthat is, those that was born. Like I said, if you believe what some'd say, there's a big handful that've just always been. Was here right from the start and'll probably be here when the lights get turned off and everybody else goes on home.
“But I was talking about shapesâwhat you look like, how the world sees you. In those days, everything kind a flowed. A crow becomes a little black-haired gal, then sprouts her feather wings again and flies away. Or maybe an otter steps up from a mud slide and sheds his skin, walks outta the water like a man. It was a wonderful magical place, by all accounts, everything's like soft rubber, changing its shape depending on the pressure of the world around it, not to mention the world inside it.
“Trouble is, somewhere along the line, folks got to putting names to things. Cataloguing and defining. And once you start in on defining what things isâsaying a wolf's a wolf, for instance, and that's all it isâthey start getting locked in to that shape. They set like a pudding and the only way you can shift 'em is you got to stir 'em up. You following me so far?”
We both nod, though I'm thinking it might make a little more sense to me than Pinky. She never was the one for any kind of philosophical thinking.
“Anyways,” Miss Lucinda says, “as time moves on, everything gets more and more set into what everybody agrees it is. Only the People stay outside of all this fixing of limits and the reason they can is 'cause they're only half living in this world. They got their other foot in that place you girls are visiting in your dreams.
“Now you might call it a dreamworld, and there's others do that, too. Hell, they got all kinds of names for it. Spiritworld. Otherworld. Over on the rez, the Indians call it
manidò-akì.
Everybody visits it someâwhen they're sleepingâbut most of 'em don't really remember much about it when they wake up. And they sure don't know it's as real as this world you girls and me are sitting in right at this moment.
manidò-akì.
Everybody visits it someâwhen they're sleepingâbut most of 'em don't really remember much about it when they wake up. And they sure don't know it's as real as this world you girls and me are sitting in right at this moment.
“But those ones that call themselves the People that I'm telling you about, reason they're still shapechangers is that they're walking in both worlds. That old blood of theirs is what lets 'em cross back and forth when they're awake, and it's something in the air of the dreamworld that allows them to have them more'n the one shape.”
“So that's who them dog boys were?” I ask.
Miss Lucinda shrugs. “Maybe. But if they're not of the People, then they're closely related to 'em. The thicker the spill of old blood running in you, the less tied you are to the rules that say this is this and that's impossible. So those dog boys, could be they're first People, could be they're just close kin. Either way, they're something a bit more special than anything you're gonna meet on a normal kind of day.”
“So it's not something you can learn,” I say.
“No,” Miss Lucinda says. “But it's a trick a body can acquire.”
I lean away from the banister, a little closer to her.
“Could we learn that trick?” I ask. “Cross over between these worlds looking the way we want, 'steada dreaming we're wolves?”
“Everybody's got the potential,” Miss Lucinda tells us. “It's locked in to what they call the junk DNA, all them genetic strands that don't seem
to have them no practical use. I ain't saying everybody's got the animal blood in 'em, but everybody's got their own mess of juju inside 'em, just a-waiting to be woke up.”
to have them no practical use. I ain't saying everybody's got the animal blood in 'em, but everybody's got their own mess of juju inside 'em, just a-waiting to be woke up.”
Listening to her, I realize that she's playing up the backwoods in her, same as me. You don't get no hillbilly grandma talking 'bout DNA and genetics without her having got some learning you won't be finding in these hills. I give a look to Pinky, but she's just looking confused.
“Why do you live out here like this?” I ask Miss Lucinda.
I want to know more about this shapechanging trick'n all, but she's got me distracted now with this learning I wasn't expecting she'd have.
She just smiles. “Listen, girls. You live long enough like I done and you start to appreciate how the simple life's got it over everything else.”
“Yeah,” Pinky says, speaking up for the first time. “Folks're always sayin' that. I guess it makes 'em feel a whole lot better 'bout just being ignorant and poor.”
I shoot Pinky a dirty look.
“Don't mind her,” I tell Miss Lucinda. “She ain't talking 'bout you.”
“Oh, I know that,” Miss Lucinda says. “I know all about wanting what it don't seem you can have.”
“And speaking of that,” I say, “any chance you'd share this trick you were talking about?”
Miss Lucinda doesn't say anything for a long moment and I'm getting feared that Pinky up and pissed her off. That she's not going to talk to us no more and we might end up walking outta here with gimpy legs our own selves. She's looking off into the forest, a thin trail a smoke rising up from her pipe to the rafters of the porch. But finally she brings her gaze back to me.
“There's two ways you can wake up that junk DNA in you,” she says. “The first is you catch yourself one of the People, or one of their close kin, and you drink their blood.”
I think about a lot of movies I seenâat the drive-in and on the late-night movie.
“That where all them vampire stories come from?” I ask.
“Could be. Drinking the blood's mighty effective, but somewhat frowned upon among the Peopleâas you might expect. And don't go kidding yourself. They
know
when someone's been feeding on one of them.”
know
when someone's been feeding on one of them.”
“You said there's another way?”
Miss Lucinda nods. “You got to make you up a potion and drink it
down. It takes a little longer to work, but it's got the benefit of not making you any enemies among the cousins.”
down. It takes a little longer to work, but it's got the benefit of not making you any enemies among the cousins.”
Before I can ask what the potion's made of, she starts in a rhyming off the ingredients, one by one, emphasizing that you got to collect 'em all your own self:
Dried 'sang root flakes, gathered from a patch that's only ever been harvested during the full of the autumn moon.
A toad skin, smoked over a hickory fire, then dried and powdered.
Corn pollen, brushed from the plant onto a red oak leaf with the shredded end of a sycamore twig.
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