The Zombie Rule Book: A Zombie Apocalypse Survival Guide (15 page)

Keep a small, well-stocked, first-aid kit that you can carry on your person with all the essentials, band aids, plasters, a bandage and sanitary wipes at the very least. Always practice, be prepared for injuries such as broken limbs and cuts or even worse.

Rule # 148
Keep calm and fight zombies

Try to keep your cool and stay calm when fighting. You will have more chance of killing the zombies.

Rule # 149
Always close gates and doors

Always close gates and doors behind you. This will hopefully keep out unwanted zombies and survivors.

Rule # 150
Acquire some handcuffs

Handcuffs are a great idea and can be very useful to keep unwanted survivors away from you and can also be used as bait with something attached to them.

Rule # 151
Go vegetarian

A zombie apocalypse is probably not the best time to be eating random meats. You don’t have to go veggie, you can still eat pre-cooked tinned meats but stay away from fresh meat. Don’t trust anyone who offers you any so-called steak, it’s probably their evil stepmother.

Rule # 152
Never let the zombies win

Never let a zombie get the better of you, you are smarter and wiser and have more skill.

Rule # 153
Never, never, never, give up

Never give up, keep fighting. Keep being a survivor.

Rule # 154
Drink alcohol in moderation

If you are going to drink alcohol, drink it in moderation. Don’t get hammered, you can’t fight zombies with a hangover, you need to be alert at all times.

Rule # 155
Keep in touch with other survivors

It is important to try to keep in touch with other survivors if you can. That way you can share information and knowledge and learn from each other, having a better chance of survival.

Rule # 156
Disable smoke detectors or alarm systems

It may be an idea to disable any smoke alarms throughout the house; as if they go off they will attract zombies. If you still need to use them, cover them with a shower cap; this will block out some of the sound.

Rule # 157
Always check sheds and garages

You should check sheds and garages for zombies and also food and weapons, take what you can.

Rule # 158
Vantage point

At your base make sure you have a vantage point that you can look out from to see any zombies or survivors approaching.

Rule # 159
Eat little and often