The Zombie Rule Book: A Zombie Apocalypse Survival Guide (11 page)

Always have a bandana on you. This will come in handy for putting over your nose and mouth for covering up bad smells/disguising yourself and even to tie hair, sweatband, ideal for blocking the sun from your neck, a sling, washcloth, tourniquet, cleaning toll and dust mask.

Rule # 100
Celebrate

Continue to celebrate your birthday, Thanksgiving and Christmas. Go for it! Why should those evil zombies ruin your day?

Rule # 101
Sleep in trees

You can sleep in trees and/or hide in them. Use trees to your advantage. If you find that you need to sleep in a tree, tie yourself with rope, securing yourself. Otherwise it could go very wrong indeed.

Rule # 102
Round up zombies like cattle

Maybe you are trying to free an area from zombies. Think like a cowboy rounding up cattle, a bigger target is an easier one. Be careful only do this in large groups and if you have to. I suggest having some good fire power with you if you do.

Rule # 103
Keep a calendar

You should always use calendars. Note down the date, it may help you prepare for the elements if you know when the next season is coming.

Rule # 104
Get some Running shoes

Acquire a decent pair of running shoes/trainers. You won’t outrun a zombie or a bloodthirsty survivor with a pair of high heels or cowboy boots. Trainers and running shoes are also great for stealth so enemies won’t hear you coming.

Rule # 105
Samurai sword

Admittedly if you don’t own one of these it might be difficult to acquire, however, these are used for decorative purposes and if you happen to have one, use it to your advantage. These are great when used in close contact. Who will mess with you with one of these to hand?

Rule # 106
Know your enemy

It’s good to know your zombies and know exactly what you’re up against. Watch them from a safe distance and work out exactly how they move, what alerts them, how fast they are, etc., or if they have any weaknesses you can use in your favour.

Rule # 107
Protect your glasses

If you need glasses to see then they are vital to your survival. Wear protective goggles over them to prevent them from breaking. Remember the opticians won’t be open for business so look after your specs.

Rule # 108
Blend in

Whatever situation may arise, try to ensure you blend in as much as possible. When meeting new survivors don’t be too opinionated and cause any friction until you are well-adjusted into the group.

Rule # 109
Acquire a crowbar

Get a crowbar, it’s the perfect defense weapon against zombies.

Rule # 110
Acquire a machete

Get a machete, they are great for close contact and all round zombie killing.

Rule # 111
Don’t wear high heels