The Zombie Rule Book: A Zombie Apocalypse Survival Guide (9 page)

Rule # 76
Get a gun

It will be your best and most valid weapon. It will save your life and the lives of others around you. It will allow you to kill those pesky zombies without getting too close. Try to acquire a gun but don’t put your life at risk to get it.

Rule # 77
Play dead

Playing dead can really work in your favour; this can work out great in a zombie or survivor raid. Use playing dead to your advantage.

Rule # 78
Acquire a Bicycle

The mountain bike is a great tool for traveling over all different types of terrain, especially when trying to avoid towns.

Rule # 79
Be a silent assassin

Try to acquire a silencer for your gun, this may save your life as any noise you make will most definitely attract zombies and survivors to you, the quieter you are the less chance you have of being eaten alive or killed by other survivors.

Rule # 80
Keep a diary

Keep a diary account (if you can), this will help other survivors know of your findings and may just keep you sane.

Rule # 81
Don’t run into danger

When you are running you can get yourself into dangerous situations, quickly turning a corner could reveal there are hundreds of zombies in every direction.

Rule # 82
Don’t touch zombies

They’re full of disease and germs. Where possible avoid physical contact with them at all costs.

Rule # 83
Boil water before drinking it

If you haven’t got any water purification tablets be sure to boil water before drinking it. You can then drink it warm or leave it to get cold before drinking.

Rule # 84
Don’t get bitten

Do not let yourself be bitten by a zombie. If you do it is game over or at least a limb missing if you are very lucky.

Rule # 85
Be a leader

If the situation arises, elect yourself as a leader. Don’t be a follower. Be a leader, show your skills and knowledge and self-worth to the group. Don’t follow someone else into death.

Rule # 86
Don’t play with Zombies

Ok, it may be tempting to have fun with them, race them, use their heads as bowling balls, etc. but it will only end in tears. Don’t take chances, just don’t do it.

Rule # 87
You can’t hang a zombie