Tickle His Pickle: Your Hands-On Guide to Penis Pleasing (7 page)

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Blender on high.

Down the hatch.

Enjoy love juice tonight.

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Sights! Sounds! Seduction!

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’m going to clue you in on sexual techniques so powerful, I can’t believe so many smart, savvy women miss them. What’s more, any woman who tries them will instantly have her guy eating out of her hand.

Here they are.

Almost every guy’s penis reacts like it’s hardwired directly to two of the most potent parts of his anatomy: his eyes and his ears.

Lusty visuals and sexy sounds will instantly amp up your guy’s desire for you. Way up. If your sexual encounters now tend to be hush-hush affairs cast in a dull light, you’ll be amazed at the transformation you’re about to discover in both of you!

Over the next several pages, you’re going to see how to light up his brain circuits with sights and sounds till they’re smoldering hot. Half the fun will be watching his new erotic reactions to you—the other half will simply be enjoying your own.

Setting The Sexy Scene

It isn’t necessary to go all out with expensive flowers, exotic bedspreads and antique candelabras—unless you want to. What really matters is creating a comfortable setting that helps the two of you feel sexy, confident and good about yourselves.

Setting the sexy scene mostly means making sure your environment is sex-ready. So pack off the kids. Ship off the roommates. Clear off the bed. And set out the apparel, lubricant, toys, condoms and bubblebath for later.

Stuck at work? Tell the boss you need some time off (for bad behavior!). If there’s an hour to spare, try to get in an energy-boosting workout—but leave enough time to bathe, shave, file your nails and apply your makeup.

Set Him To ‘Simmer’

Do you know why certain recipes instruct you to simmer rather than boil? Slow cooking gets juices flowing.

Since you’re already planning to devour him, why not preset his dial to ‘simmer’—as you sear some wicked temptations into his brain. It’s easy—pick any two:

Surprise him with a deep, smoldering kiss before he leaves for the day. Look flirtatiously into his eyes. Offer no further explanation.

Record a flirty ‘hint’ on his voicemail, or text-message him with a few suggestions about what’s in store for him.

Sadie Sez:

The best laid plans.
Before sending him your flirtatious signals, make certain you’re not about to go up against work deadlines, an unbreakable commitment or Game Seven of the World Series.

Place a heart-pumping call to his cellphone at a moment you know he can’t possibly return your flirtations.

Send him an email entitled “Your Appointment” and attach a naughty digital picture that the two of you took together. But beware of company-monitored emails!

Place a naughty note in his lunch-bag or jacket pocket or sneak a pair of your perfumed panties in his briefcase.

The Final Countdown

A few extra touches now can lead to lots of sexy touching later:

Lighting. Set out candles for a soft romantic glow that can also help ease any self-consciousness. Place them far enough away where they can’t be tipped over in the heat of passion.