Tickle His Pickle: Your Hands-On Guide to Penis Pleasing (3 page)

Venturing into these frozen waters can be difficult—even a bit embarrassing. But once you start talking, you can each begin to open up about any issues that may run under the surface. Remember: talking about sex doesn’t ruin a romance-it rescues it.

What can you discover? Only what’s on each other’s mind! Perhaps he’s harboring issues about size, scent, taste, erection quality or ejaculation control. Or could you be coping with dryness, discomfort or no orgasms? The news may not all be negative-perhaps you’re both ready for more oral sex, new positions, greater variety or even a vibrating sex toy!

Airing your issues in a positive light, rather than letting them linger unexamined, can lead to a much healthier relationship. You’ll be able to stop all that guessing about what may be wrong. Then you can agree on solutions that bring you closer together.And if any issues run deeper than you thought, you can sort things out by talking to a qualified therapist.

Touch Each Other With Words

Good communication isn’t just for exploring issues. It’s for exploding passion! Just choose the right words, and you’ll make your partner feel wanted, desired and loved as you stimulate a deeply intense connection.

But where do you start? Try whispering one or two of these icebreakers that’ll send a thrill up and down his spine. Reassure him that everything each of you says will stay just between the two of you:

“What would you like to try tonight?”

“It turns me on to talk about fantasies. Tell me one of yours...”

“Can I tell you what turns me on?”

“Do you like when I do this...or
this?”

Once you break the code of silence, the words start flowing, and the passion starts showing. And if yesterday’s desire for slow ’n sensual has now become today’s craving for fast ’n furious, words can be the best passion catalyst.

Ever talk about sexy things outside the bedroom? Try it over a romantic dinner, at the park or even on a long walk. Choose non-intimidating places where you can’t easily be overheard—unless that’s what you want!

Sadie Sez:

A surefire conversation starter.
Frustrated by a stubborn non-talker? Try this: bookmark your favorite sections in this book, and set it out for him where you know he’ll find it—in the bathroom!

Untying your tongues will allow you to do many more sexy things with them—and we’ll get to that in Chapter 4.

A Word About Dirty Words

The English language has more vivid words for sex than just about any other topic. But as you’ve probably noticed, most of the politically correct words for sex also drain the joy right out of it

“OH GOD EJACULATE INSIDE ME!” sounds a bit too dorky. And “CUM” is a bit too porny. So I’ve tried to select words for this book that you might say in quiet conversation with your closest friends, and in the heat of passion with your lover.

You’ll also notice that my nouns and verbs get hotter as the action gets hotter. Just like yours can, too!

What’s In It For You?

A handjob and a blowjob shouldn’t be a job.They should be a pleasure, as well as erotic, sensual, fun and fulfilling. They’re the ultimate bond, and if they aren’t currently part of your repertoire, or have somehow dropped out of your routine, I’m here to help you find fresh inspiration.

So lend me your ears—as well as your hands and mouth!

Why not check with your best friends and see what they know about the subject. Set up a Sex
and the City
lunch date! You know: finger food, cosmopolitans and people-watching-with three of your closest girlfriends. And bring this book! By the second cosmo, you’ll learn exactly what your friends and their guys love doing behind closed doors (and in wide-open spaces!).

It’s a good way to remind yourself what a wonderful pleasure we’ve all been given to enjoy. Not wicked. Not a sin. But oh so wickedly sinful!

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Meet The Penis & The Land Down Under

C
ome say hello to someone eager to meet you. He was attracted to you from the very first instant he saw you. And now he’s bursting to get to know you better—inside and out!

Meet the penis, your living sex toy.

Some women see the penis as a work of art. Others just see it as work. How about you? Everyone can acquire tastes for things they may not appreciate fully at first, like fine wine, spinach, sushi-and penis!

With a fresh look at the penis, you can start enjoying new pleasures beyond your wildest imagination—both giving
and
receiving.You may even have a totally transforming life experience, especially when the lubricant is love.

So come with me on a fun, enjoyable tip-to-testicles tour. I’ll show you all the places of interest, pleasure zones, trigger points—and how YOU can get a standing ovation for your reignited energy, creativity and enthusiasm.