Train Man (45 page)

672 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 23/04/04 23:19

o . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

kaaaaaaaaaa . . . . . . . . . . . . ..yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

iuahjsakkkkkeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy

673 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 23/04/04 23:20

You can’t see this any other way----she is teasing him.

It looks like Train has picked up on it too . . . .. (´A`)Benwa

674 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 23/04/04 23:20

g . . . .aaaassssp

675 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 23/04/04 23:20

>>671

whose words are they!!!????

676 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 23/04/04 23:21

(´A`) Bennnnnnwaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!

684 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 23/04/04 23:22

Run everybody runnnnnnnn! They’re attacking usssssssss

705 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 23/04/04 23:26

706 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 23/04/04 23:26

I’m a lancer and I have guarded you with my gigantic shield!!

Plusminuszero, man

729 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 23/04/04 23:33

nooooooooo waaaaaaaaaay

730 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 23/04/04 23:33

>>724

damnnnnnnnn-----------!

you sexy beast you!!!!

732 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 23/04/04 23:34

hot enough? said Hermes??

733 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 23/04/04 23:34

cluster bombs coming atcha----- !

734 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 23/04/04 23:34

whoaaaaaa

here it comesssssssssssssssssss

735 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 23/04/04 23:34

>>724

>>724

>>724

>>724

>>724

damn yoirouh just stoooopidajklheio (x_x)

736 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 23/04/04 23:34

>>724

wwwwhooooaaaaaaaaaaaa!

737 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 23/04/04 23:34

>>724

enough already enough already-!

746 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 23/04/04 23:35

This is really too much for a sneak attack

764 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 23/04/04 23:38

*Train, you guys are definitely cookin’. It’s confirmed. But make sure you don’t come clean over e-mail. Gotta tell her when you see her.

776 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 23/04/04 23:39

It is an honour to have experienced first hand the sneak attack . . .

788 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 23/04/04 23:40

thanks

thanks

thanks

let me die now

790 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 23/04/04 23:40

>>775

It’s a bitch that I can’t explain the depth of my despair with words a depression deeper than the deepest sea!!!

791 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 23/04/04 23:40

>>775

uh-huh, yur right

you still toying wit us eh (´A`) Benwah

Train Man the final chapter, in the next instalment!

792 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 23/04/04 23:40

>>775

ah yeaaaaaaaaaah

795 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 23/04/04 23:40

can’t breath . . . . . . the world is . . . turning white . . .

whaddaya say, would you guys like to join me as I walk towards the light . . . ?

796 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 23/04/04 23:40

thanks everybody!

(´A`) Benwa

797 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 23/04/04 23:41

hold up! does this mean it’s ending soon?

when and where are we to digest it all with friend-o-Hermes?

801 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 23/04/04 23:41

If Train:

‘I have to say that you’re hot enough for me’ --- basically coming clean in that Train would be telling Hermes that she has control over his love-o-meter.

If Hermes:

‘I have to say that you’re hot enough for me’ ---Hermes digs Train.

If these words came out of Hermes, then it’s a dead cert.

802 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 23/04/04 23:42

so all that’s left is to see each other and confirm face to face.

so all that’s left is to see each other and confirm face to face.

so all that’s left is to see each other and confirm face to face.

so all that’s left is to see each other and confirm face to face.

so all that’s left is to see each other and confirm face to face.

so all that’s left is to see each other and confirm face to face.

so all that’s left is to see each other and confirm face to face.

so all that’s left is to see each other and confirm face to face.

damn it, what’s up with all this cool and calmness?

is this, could this, straight up, is this really Train?

We have created a monsterrrrrrr!!!

807 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 23/04/04 23:42

873 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 23/04/04 23:54

damn right . . . he’s really grown up.

and it’s not like they met at a speed-dating party or anything.

it started with a techie helping some people out.

the Geek miracle . . . is that what it’s about?

No, not a miracle. It’s more like hard work producing results!

874 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 23/04/04 23:55

Probably the God of 125 is the Great God but in addition to not being a virgin he’s fashionable and pretty much a smooth talker which meant that he basically wasn’t a Geek to begin with. In other words, he was a trained mercenary.

But Train’s different. He’s a techie who was keen on voiceover actresses. which meant that he was indeed a Geek. But now, with confidence and composure, he goes on the attack.

This, my friends, is the stuff legends are made of. The man who became the legend of the single male board is no other than Train Man himself.

806 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 23/04/04 23:59

Aha. And here I was contemplating which porn video I was gonna rent at the video shop. Wondering whether I should stop choosing based on the actress and lean towards genre. Like role-playing. Cheerleaders. Nurses. Great, I’m feeling all worked up. Let me go keep myself busy.

. . . to think that while I sat around puffing up my imagination, a nice cherry-coloured cloud was being created here . . .

56 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 24/04/04 00:50

So if the god of figuring out the teacup brand and the god of pushing Train to call to thank her for the cups weren’t around . . . this miracle wouldn’t have happened . . .

78 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 24/04/04 01:44

>>56

Hey, you’ve forgotten one key player.

The drunken geezer.

I’ll give it to you, without the ones >>56 mentioned, there wouldn’t be a story here.

But in the end, what really made it all happen was Train Man’s courage.

If he’d just watched and pretended it wasn’t happening, then none of this would have happened.

Let’s drink to having this courageous soul amidst our kind! Cheers!

Japan’s not all that bad if you see it in this light.

Way to go, Train!

99 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 24/04/04 10:01

was thinkin’

Train’s here-------------!