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Authors: Nakano Hitori

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Hermes is jealous ah yeaaaaaaaah

 

337 Name: Train Man ♦ SgHguKHEFY Post Date: 24/04/04 20:42

for now I replied with ‘I always shop alone’

Hmm, if I end up going out with her for real, would I have to stop being a manga obsessive anorak?

will I turn into?

Interests: Hermes

(x_x)

339 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 24/04/04 20:43

>>337

goopity goopgoopgoopgoopggopoooopppoggooop

340 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 24/04/04 20:43

goopitygoop ah yeaaaaaaah

341 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 24/04/04 20:43

>Interests

>Hermes

Fffffffuuuuuuuuuu!!

342 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 24/04/04 20:44

>>337

You!!!! Let me slap you one!!!!

 

359 Name: Train Man ♦ SgHguKHEFY Post Date: 24/04/04 20:49

If she asks me to leave the manga anorak tribe

that’s what I may end up having to do but

if she doesn’t then there’s no way I could leave it behind

I guess she wouldn’t understand my porn obsession . . .

I’m not into the Lolita mags tho . . .

364 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 24/04/04 20:52

you are a porn-mag anorak

you do know that real women don’t get wet like they just took a piss

365 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 24/04/04 20:52

seriously, if you start going out with her for real, you’ll forget the porn events and stuff because you won’t have the time or the inclination anymore

 

366 Name: Train Man ♦ SgHguKHEFY Post Date: 24/04/04 20:54

>>365

ah yeah for the experienced advice

I’ll do my best . . .

but don’t you think normal games are still ok . . . ?

368 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 24/04/04 20:55

Well I’m sure once you get to know a real woman then you’ll probably get to understand what’s good about it that beats the mags.

If you still think the mags are better after experiencing a real woman, then I would recommend that you never leave the porn fanzine world.

408 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 24/04/04 21:23

Name: Anonymous Post Date: 05/05/04 20:03

Can I . . . cannnn I just once more?

Can I buy just one more?

Can I use that money?

This will be my last, I swear . . .

But I’m about to have our baby, Mr Train . . .

I’m sorry . . . I haven’t been able to . . . shake this off . . .

 

. . . fine . . . Mr Train, do as you please

. . . but I’m not staying by your side any longer . . .

I don’t want to wait all night for you to come home

When you leave to buy your porn mags . . .

I’m done with it . . .

Good bye. I will take care of the child on my own . . .

I’m returning to the train . . . . . .

Mr Train . . . instead of chosing me and our child’s happiness . . .

you chose the magazine . . .

watch out man, those mags and events will be waiting for you with open mouths sporting an evil grin

 

410 Name: Train Man ♦ SgHguKHEFY Post Date: 24/04/04 21:30

she says she’s a bit on the tired side so she’s retiring early

I’m off tomorrow but I think I’m going to bed early too

We plan on seeing each other the second week of May

thanks again everybody

laters

430 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 24/04/04 22:08

You’re probably already asleep so take a look at this later, Train.

When you’re ready, you be the one to tell her you like her!

This is important. All Gods up till now waited for the ladies to come up and open their hearts but judging from the time we spent on this, you will have to be the one that tells her.

And stop apologising to Hermes all the time.

Just don’t forget that, will ya.

By the way, this is what I learned from a friend of mine (who the ladies dig)

Tho I myself have yet to utilise said theory . . .

465 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 25/04/04 00:54

Train who we all nurtured and developed into the fiercest soldier.

He is probably about to unleash an intense bombing campaign that will end it all.

You people, start digging deep trenches.

Me, I will head right into the centre of the blast at the moment it explodes to keep the damage from spreading.

Medics, be on the alert to be called in as back-up after the explosion.

It is up to you to save the Geek board.

And it is only you who will be able to deal the blow of ‘Encouragement and Approbation’ to Train.

I consider it an honour to have shared this time on the battlefield with you. That’s it! (´A`) Benwah

493 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 25/04/04 11:46

We find Train Man calling Hermes when she returns from her trip. He is happy one moment and then
gasping for his last breath another. The Geeks gather and . . .

751 Name: Train Man ♦ 4aPOTtW4HU Post Date: 04/05/04 21:58

I’m gonna go make the call

laters

910 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 04/05/04 23:02

come on Train

913 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 04/05/04 23:04

he’s probably busy playing a Sailor Moon game

 

914 Name: Train Man ♦ 4aPOTtW4HU Post Date: 04/05/04 23:04

sorry to keep you waiting. Here I go!

Just hung up a little while ago but . . .

She told me what’s been going on and . . .

I feel like I’m totally not worthy of even thinking that I could go out with her.

And I felt it big time, that she was a different calibre.

To lay it all out, she went overseas and so she’s out there using some foreign language and spending her time in this very elegant kinda way and me . . . what was I doing . . .

I went to that event and was proud about not buying any porn mags and that to me was kinda . . .

Though it’s questionable if the final battle is truly gonna happen we picked a date. It’ll be this weekend.

Honestly, I’ve lost my confidence.

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