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22.
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Erebus
.
George “Chief” Phillips (Albert Hall) is the commander of the patrol boat that takes Captain Benjamin L. Willard (Martin Sheen) up the fictional Nung River into Cambodia in 1979’s
Apocalypse Now
. In ancient Greek mythology, Erebus, son of the Greek god Chaos, represented darkness itself. The name was a reference to the 1902 Joseph Conrad novel,
Heart of Darkness
, the inspiration for
Apocalypse Now
.

Shetland ponies of the sea? Pygmy sea horses are so tiny they could fit on your fingernail.

MIND YOUR ZARFS AND WAMBLES

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page 375
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TIME FOR TANGRAMS

(Answers for
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FAKE CITY QUIZ

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MTV slang for a block of videos with no on-air host: “ghost town.”

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