Uncle John’s Unsinkable Bathroom Reader (93 page)

9.
Bayer (2004)

10.
Coca-Cola (1929)

11.
Kix (1980)

12.
Ford (1972)

13.
Viagra (2002)

14.
Quaker Puffed Wheat (1920)

15.
Ajax Detergent (1962)

16.
Pepsodent (1956)

17.
Pringles (1990)

18.
Morton Salt (1911)

19.
Foster’s Lager (1992)

20.
Miller High Life (1904)

21.
Microsoft (1996)

22.
Playtex Cross-Your-Heart Bra (1965)

23.
Nair (1987)

24.
Peace Corps (1961)

25.
J.C. Penny (1999)

26.
Greyhound (1957)

27.
United Negro College Fund (1972)

28.
Mazda (2003)

29.
Disneyland (1955)

30.
Meow Mix (1976)

31.
Esso/Exxon (1964)

32.
BMW (1975)

33.
Avis Rent-a-Car (1962)

34.
U.S. Army (1981)

THERE’S NO PLACE LIKE ZAMUNDA

(Answers for page 373)

1. c), 2. k), 3. l), 4. d), 5. q), 6. b), 7. m), 8. j), 9. r), 10. i), 11. h), 12. o), 13. n), 14. a), 15. f), 16. e), 17. p), 18. g)

Australian Cane toads are nearly as big as dinner plates…and poisonous. Their venom has been known to kill large dogs within minutes. That’s why Jackson Crews was worried when he saw his dog Bella mistake a cane toad for a pie he was feeding her in his backyard in Bakewell, Australia. “She swallowed it whole,” said Crews. He rushed Bella to the vet, where they gave her “an injection to help her vomit.” Finally, 40 minutes later, she threw up and out came the toad. And it started hopping around. Amazingly, both animals survived. Vet workers then caught the toad and kept it at their office. They named it Spew.

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