Freaks (16 page)

She half expected Mrs. Crowley to scream in frustration. Instead, the woman turned her shrouded face to where the two men stood. The three looked at each other for a few seconds, and then the doctor and Mrs. Crowley burst out laughing. Even Baba Anish allowed himself a smirk.

Sheba was left speechless. What was so funny? Had she got it wrong?

“I suppose there's a hint of truth there,” Mrs. Crowley said when she had stopped chuckling. “It would be nice to see the look on your face when you realize how close you came. Pity that won't be possible, what with you being
dead
. Unless you think we can use her, Doctor?”

The bald man shuffled over to her cage and peered at her through his spectacles, which were so thick that his eyes seemed to swim behind them, like two blue goldfish in their bowls. One of his gangly hands shot through the bars and grabbed the crown of her head. Sheba could feel his fingers squeezing and prodding at her skull.

“No, I'm afraid the material would be too tainted,” he said at last. “It might hinder the properties of the formula.”

Formula? What was the man talking about? And what did her head have to do with it?
Sheba was frantically trying to make sense of what was going on.

“Curse it,” said Mrs. Crowley. Her lisp had almost turned to a hiss in her anger. “We shall have to hope what we've already got will be enough. We have no time to collect any more: Everything is in place for tonight. I have even arranged for several of the guards to be elsewhere. You had best start moving the children.”

The doctor nodded and went to fetch a ring of heavy iron keys from the wall. Sheba heard herself snarling and growling in frustration. She had only just found the children and now they were moving them somewhere else. But where? And how?

“Baba Anish,” Mrs. Crowley called. “These sideshow freaks are obviously more trouble than we anticipated. Fetch those murderous thugs you have been recruiting, and pay them a visit. I want them all dead before tonight's proceedings, just in case they try to get in the way.”

“No!” screamed Sheba. The thought of her friends being harmed made her fling herself at the cage bars over and over. “Leave them alone, you evil witch! Leave them alone!”

“And as for this one . . .” Mrs. Crowley paused on her way out of the chamber. She seemed to be considering something. Finally she shook her head, pressed a hand to her brow. “Stake her out in the tunnel. The tide is coming in. It should make short work of her.”

“Yes,
memsahib
,” said Baba Anish. He moved toward Sheba's cage, the black patterns on his face seeming to move like snakes in the lantern's light.

“Oh, and, Anish?” Mrs. Crowley called back from the door. “Be careful. She bites.”

When Baba Anish first tied her to the iron stakes he had hammered into the tunnel floor, Sheba thought she might be able to pull them out after he had gone. The ground was only river mud and pebbles, after all.

She soon found she was wrong. The stakes were long — long enough to reach through the soft mud and bite into something harder and less yielding. She tried heaving at each of the pegs that held her arms and legs in turn, but to no effect. Not even when she got scared and felt the usual surge of wolfish strength. They wouldn't budge.

Next she tried screaming. The river wasn't far away — she could hear it. Someone must be passing the tunnel. Surely they would hear her and come to investigate?

Sheba yelled until her throat was raw.

Nobody came.

So now she lay on her back, looking up at the slimy brickwork above her. Water was steadily filling the tunnel now. She could feel it seeping under her legs. Maybe only a couple inches at the moment, but rising rapidly. It looked as though she was going to meet her end here, slowly covered by the stinking Thames water, while a few miles away her friends were chopped into pieces by Baba Anish and his Ratcliff Highway friends.

The bodies of Plumpscuttle's Peculiars might be found — they'd probably get a mention in the newspaper — but she would lie forever in this damp and lonely tunnel. Maybe in two hundred years or so someone would find her bones and wonder why a little girl had been tied down and left for the eels to eat.

She was quietly thinking morbid thoughts to herself, letting her tears trickle down to join the pool of water beneath her, when she felt something move by her foot. The eels had come to eat her already! Sheba shrieked and tried to jerk her leg away, but couldn't. She raised her head, hardly daring to look, and expected to see a slimy head with a mouthful of needle-sharp teeth and blank eyes.

Instead, there was a huge black rat sitting on her shoe. Its fur glistened with river slime and its beady eyes sparkled in the half-light of the tunnel. She hadn't even thought about the rats. The riverside must be thick with them, and they wouldn't bother waiting for her to die before they began feasting. Being eaten alive by rats would
really
hurt.

“Go away,” Sheba tried to shout. But it came out of her hoarse throat as a pathetic croak.

The rat gave several loud, piercing squeaks — and more rats scuttled down from the tunnel mouth. Soon there were five of them perched on Sheba's legs. The end had come, then, and there was nothing she could do. But just before she squeezed her eyes shut, preparing herself for the first nibble, she saw the first rat do something extraordinary: It put its little paws on its hips and rolled its eyes. Sheba even thought she heard it make something that sounded like a “tut.” She felt a tiny flicker of hope.

“Bartholomew?” she said slowly. “Judas, Thaddeus, Simon, and Peter?”

The rats squeaked and chattered. Sheba had never thought she'd be so glad to see a pack of rodents.

“Do you think you could get me out of here?” she asked. “The others are in danger. I have to get back to them!”

The rats instantly dashed to the ropes at her arms and legs and began gnawing. Sheba lay very still as their yellow teeth chewed and chomped. After a few minutes, she felt her left leg spring free. It wasn't long before the other leg followed, then her hands. She sat up, rubbing at the burnt skin around her wrists, while the rats clustered around, looking up at her with their bright little eyes.

“Thank you so much,” said Sheba. “That's twice you've saved my life now.” If they weren't quite so slime-covered and generally revolting, she could have kissed them. Instead she gave them what she hoped was a grateful smile.

“I have to get to Brick Lane,” she said. “I don't suppose you can show me the quickest way?”

The rats instantly scampered off down the tunnel, waiting for Sheba at the entrance. With a groan, she forced herself to stand and began to stagger after them. Her bruised body wanted nothing more than to curl up and sleep, preferably after a warm bath and change of clothes, but she had to warn the others before Baba Anish came for them.

As she limped out of the tunnel that had so nearly become her tomb, she prayed she would be in time.

Back at Brick Lane, the Peculiars were sitting morosely in the yard, when there came a frantic hammering at the gate. Sister Moon opened it a fraction, blade at the ready, and saw a furry, shaggy blob of mud with frantic orange eyes and a cluster of rats at its feet. It took her a moment to recognize Sheba.

“You're alive!” Moon shouted, pulling her into the yard and hugging her tightly, despite her coating of stinking mud. “Sheba, we so worried!”

The rest of the Peculiars jumped up and clustered around, cheering and clapping. The rats dashed up to Mama.

“Well done, my boys! My clever beauties!” she cried.

“There's no time!” Sheba shouted, pushing Sister Moon away. “Mrs. Crowley's servant is coming here right now! He's coming to kill us!”

“But what happened to you?” Gigantus asked, his craggy face creased with worry. “Where have you been?”

As fast as she was able, Sheba blurted out everything that had happened to her: following the crab machine's trail, being caught, finding the mudlarks, discovering Mrs. Crowley's plan, and finally being staked out in the tunnel. She barely paused for breath. “And Baba Anish is coming here to get you,
now
.”

“Well, we've seen no sign of him,” said Gigantus. “And he doesn't stand much chance against all of us on his own.”

“He's hiring some thugs,” Sheba remembered. “He'll probably be here any minute.”

“Right, that's it. . . . I'm off,” said Monkeyboy. He made to run for the yard gate, but Gigantus caught hold of his tail.

“None of us is going anywhere,” the big man said. “At least not until tonight, when we go and put a stop to this woman's plans once and for all. If this makeup-wearing idiot wants a fight, then he can bring it on.”

“But he's going to
kill
you!” Sheba wanted to give Gigantus a shake, but knew it would be like a flea trying to budge a mountain.

“Maybe we should leave,” said Mama Rat. “We could use the time to get to Hyde Park and stop Crowley in the act.”

“That sounds like a
brilliant
idea,” said Monkeyboy.

Sister Moon agreed, and to Sheba's relief Gigantus reluctantly nodded. They all headed back into the house to grab what they might need.

Just as they were making their final preparations, a hideous groan came from the front room. Plumpscuttle. He was finally coming around.

The Peculiars poked their head around the door of the parlor.

“Is he dying?” Monkeyboy whispered hopefully.

Plumpscuttle groaned loudly and tried to sit up, then quickly lay back down again. He looked as though an entire ton of fireworks had just gone off in his head. His piggy eyes seemed to bulge in time to his heartbeat. Underneath the dried blood and gravy stains, his skin was white and clammy. He tried to speak, but all that came out was “Whyaaaaaaaaaaaargh?” The effort made him pass out again.

“What's wrong with him?” Gigantus asked. He didn't sound very sympathetic.

“It looks like he's concussed,” said Mama Rat. “Maybe he could be hurt elsewhere, too. A broken rib or something. That Baba Anish chappie did a good job on him.”

“About time someone did,” Gigantus said. He looked as though he wished it had been him.

“I think we ought to take him to hospital, you know.” Mama Rat was holding one of his fat wrists, checking his pulse. “He should be looked at by a doctor. And besides, we can't just leave him here if a bunch of cutthroats are about to come calling.”

“Why not?” said Monkeyboy. “They can finish the job properly this time.”

Everyone chose to ignore him.

“The London Hospital near,” Sister Moon suggested. “Gigantus take him and meet us back here?”

Sheba was about to object, but Gigantus was already reaching to pick him up.

“Don't worry, Sheba,” said Gigantus. “I'm just dumping him off. I'll be back before you know it.”

The minutes that Gigantus was missing seemed to crawl past like hours. Sheba paced the floorboards of the front room, while the others stood about, fidgeting nervously.
This is a mistake
, she thought.
We should have gone while we had the chance.
But if they had left Plumpscuttle here, then he would surely have been killed in their place. He was a horrid, gluttonous blob, but did he really deserve that?
Of course he doesn't
, Sheba told herself.
Nobody does, not even a human dumpling who treats us like cattle.

“Hurry up, hurry
up
,” she muttered under her breath.

“I'm sure he's going as fast as he can, dearie,” said Mama Rat.

Sheba was about to say it wasn't fast enough, when there came a splintering bang from the front door.

“It's Baba Anish!” she cried. “He's here! I
knew
this would happen . . . what are we going to do without Gigantus?”

“We can manage without him, dearie,” said Mama Rat. “I've been in tighter scrapes than this before.”

“Quick,” said Sister Moon. “Upstairs.”

Sheba ran up the stairs as fast as her little feet would go. Sister Moon, Mama Rat, and the rats were close behind. Monkeyboy seemed to have dashed into the kitchen. They burst into the bedroom, ran across to the window, and looked out into the yard.

A hulking, bald man in a blood-spattered apron was trying to slip through the gate silently. Sheba recognized him as one of the goons Baba Anish had been talking to at the tavern. But where was the painted man himself?

The enormous cleaver the butcher was carrying had a strange effect on Raggety and Flossy. The big horse began to make a low sound like a growling tiger, and Flossy actually leapt right out of the stall and butted the intruder with both of his little heads.

“Flossy, no!” Sheba called, but her voice was lost in the sound of his manic bleating.

The butcher, after a moment's shock at seeing a sheep with two heads, began to swing his cleaver at the little lamb.

Sheba squeezed her eyes shut and turned away, listening for the hideous sound of Flossy being cleaved into chops. It didn't come. Instead she heard the creak of the kitchen window opening. The butcher was so intent on killing Flossy that he missed seeing Monkeyboy somersault through the open window and drop down, unnoticed, into Raggety's stall.

Sheba opened her eyes again to see Monkeyboy quietly unbolt the stall door and clamber onto Raggety's back. If the butcher looked up and saw him now, there would be monkey sausages on the menu, as well as lamb chops.

Raggety found the autumn months very dull, and spent most of the time idly chewing straw and turning his nose up at the cloying smoke and fog. Now his gate was open. Any chance to get out of his stall and stretch his massive legs was welcome, and if he got to assault someone in the process, so much the better.