I'Ll Go Home Then, It's Warm and Has Chairs. The Unpublished Emails. - (26 page)
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Authors: David Thorne
Bill tries to buy cheese. Part one
You have to do your timesheets. Everyone does.
Humming the theme from Space 1999 and other Christmas classics
Bill tries to buy cheese Part 2
Ten reasons I probably shouldn’t be alive: the humps & bumps
Opinions are like nipples, everybody has one.
Bill tries to buy cheese. Part 3
Ten reasons I probably shouldn’t be alive: Wilma Deering
I know you’re busy, so I made another form to fill out
Ten reasons I probably shouldn’t be alive: the rowboat
David & his best friends go camping
Ten F26-A formal complaint notices in six months
Goat Rotation: A guide to rotating a goat by 37˚
Ten reasons I probably shouldn’t be alive: camping
Dressing like a woman doesn't make you special
Understanding science Part 1: Biology
Ten reasons I probably shouldn’t be alive: being stabbed
Hello, my name is Chris and I have lots of girlfriends who I kiss
Girls like telephones and apps. It isn't rocket science.
Ten reasons I probably shouldn’t be alive: the beach
Understanding science Part 2: How aircraft work.
More statements my offspring has made that make me wonder if there was a mixup in the hospital.
Buying a Canada Goose jacket online
Buying an Omega Speedmaster online
The horn in the grill procedure
Free Oprah Winfrey Halloween mask
Ten reasons I probably shouldn’t be alive: stuffed animals
Dear Comcast, please do not watch me on the internet
Ten reasons I probably shouldn’t be alive: the treehouse
David & his best friends go shopping
There is nothing xmasy about Santa driving a moon buggy