Japanese Slang (28 page)

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Busu da'tte ii ja n
ka! Rozu wa r
zu nan da man!
So what if she's a dog! A rose is a rose!

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Kare atashi no kan
zutto shita de nametsuzukete, m
saik
dattan dakara!
He was licking my canoe like crazy! Ooh, it felt great!

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Aitsu biib
yoku aratte kara beddo ni haitte kita.
First she washed her beaver and then she got into bed.

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Chotto sono yubi kurebasu kara hazushite, honmono irete kun'nai!
Will you get your finger out of my crevice and put the real thing in!

Raunchy schoolboy magazines like
Sukora
(Scholar) and
Dokkiri Shashin
(Surprise Pictures), also read by college freshmen and other young men, have done much to strengthen the young Japanese male's grip on would-be international sex words. Words like
bokkusu
(box), a direct translation of the street favorite
hako,
are packaged in those bouncy magazines with the even more arcane
deruta
(delta) and
derutachitai
(delta zone). Topping the loanword list in popularity is
chikin
(chicken).

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Boku kanojo no deruta mitchimata ze! Sug
!
I saw her delta! Awesome!

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Ore kanojo no pantsu no shita no migoto na chikin s
z
shitchau yo n
.
I can just imagine her luscious chicken under those panties of hers.

Handy English terms like
cherii furaw
(cherry flower) and
pinku
(pink) can be used for both virgins and virginal vaginas, while
kizumono
(broken thing) and
sekonhan
(secondhand) are used for more experienced women and non-virginal organs.
Kirimanjaro suru
(doing Mount Kilimanjaro) is an upbeat and popular pun for breaking a virgin's hymen.
Kiri
means “cut,”
man
is “vagina,” and
jaro
is left on the end to clinch the naughty word game. Tougher boys, however, use tougher words such as
shiunten
(test drive) and
f
lgiri
(premiere).

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Ore zettai kana gakk
ni cherii furaw
hitori mo inai to omou yo!
I don't think there's a single virgin left in this school!