Junk (2 page)

The door cracked open another inch. Recognition pinged through Lewis’s awareness. Oh yes, that was his Jasper Richardson all right. And hadn’t he grown up handsome? Despite the blatantly English surname, he must have had some foreign blood in him, because his skin had a permanently tanned hue to go with the Arabic nose and dark hair. It was hard to get an idea of the adult Jasper’s body from the slice Lewis could see, but he got the overall impression of untucked scruffiness and lean height.

Jasper’s eyes widened as he took the two of them in properly, but if he recognised them, he was keeping it to himself. “I, uh, yes. I think I’d prefer that. There’s a café down the road. The Copper Kettle. Could we go there?”

“Of course. I think we passed it on the way here.” They’d driven past a row of local businesses at the bottom of the street, crowding near the junction with the main road. Lewis had noted the coffee shop with all the longing of a man who’d spent most of the day at Ms. Priddy’s, drinking dishwater-weak tea made with slightly off milk.

“Okay. I just need to get my things. Might take me a few minutes. I can meet you there.”

Lewis and Carroll exchanged a glance. “We can wait,” Lewis said.

“Oh, uh, okay. Umm, I just don’t want you to get bored. They do good coffee there. And cake. Really nice cake. Could you ask Yusef to save me some baklava, please?”

It sounded like they’d been given their marching orders, in the most polite way possible. Lewis decided to admit defeat. “We’ll meet you there in ten, then. But make sure you don’t take too long,” he said, waggling a finger and grinning. “You wouldn’t want Carroll here to eat all the baklava, would you?”

“As if,” Carroll protested. “I’m on Atkins, remember?”

“Oh, you really should be careful,” Jasper said. “It’s not healthy to cut out all those foods for too long, you know. There’s an osteoporosis risk. I was reading about it just the other day.”

“Don’t worry about me,” Carroll said breezily, although Lewis knew how much she hated being given advice. “I’m bound to trip up and scoff a cream cake sooner or later. Now come on, bro. Let’s walk. I could do with the exercise. See you in a minute, Jasper.”

Lewis allowed Carroll to yank him down the garden path but shook off her hold when they were out of sight of the house. “Oi, you’ll crease my shirt. This is a Paul Smith.”

“Like Jasper is going to notice. Did you see the state of him? Poor love. Still, at least his house didn’t stink too bad. Not as bad as the Kopcheks’ place.”

“Ugh!” Lewis shuddered. The Kopcheks had hoarded out-of-date food along with everything else and had a major roach and rat infestation. They’d had to wear face masks just to check the place out. In the end, they’d had to hand the case over to the local council, who sent in their team in Hazmat suits to chuck the whole lot out. Lewis had been there purely as moral support for the elderly couple. Poor Mrs. Kopchek had been in floods of tears when her precious, ruined possessions were carted out. “I wonder if they’ve started up again?”

“I don’t even want to think about it. So, tell me, was it your Jasper?”

He could have denied it to avoid any teasing, but there wasn’t much point. Carroll had always been able to sniff out his lies. “Yep. That’s him all right. I wonder what happened to turn him into a nervous wreck of a hoarder?”

“Maybe you can weasel it out of him over coffee.”

“Hey, I never weasel!”

“Yeah, right.” Carroll gave him the
whatever
sign, creating a W with her fingers, probably because she knew how much it drove him up the wall. “Call it what you like, you’re a master manipulator. You’ll have him eating out of your hand by the end of an hour, knowing you. So, you think he’s into blokes?”

“Don’t know. I hope so. No, wait! I don’t hope so. He’s a client. And I’m sworn off relationships for a while.”

“Oh, come on. It’s not going to be unethical if I handle his case, is it? And anyway, you’ve been single for three months. That’s some kind of record for you, bro. You must be dying to get out of Mum and Dad’s place and into the next love nest.”

“I don’t need a love nest. And anyway, I love Mum and Dad.” Even if they did sometimes drive him up the wall.

“Yeah, so do I, but you wouldn’t catch me moving back in with them if things went pear-shaped with Matt.”

“I didn’t have enough money for a deposit anywhere.”

“That’s because you spent it all on fancy clothes and presents for that eejit absentee ex-boyfriend of yours.”

“Carlos wasn’t an eejit. He was just too focused on his career.” And unfortunately, his career as a troubleshooter for a major chain of carpet retailers took him all over the country at a moment’s notice.

“That makes him an eejit, if he didn’t spend enough time with you. And it makes you one for putting up with it. Talk about being a doormat.”

“Hey, I stood up to him. Gave him an ultimatum and everything.”

“Yeah, eventually.”

Unfortunately, Carlos hadn’t taken more than a moment to decide when given the “me or the job” challenge and had chosen his career, leaving Lewis homeless yet again, as he seemed to be after every significant relationship ended. He should probably stop moving into other guys’ places, but then again, it always made sense as he was the one still kipping at his folks’ house.

All the more reason to wait. Take it slow. Get to know someone before rashly cohabiting. Maybe even save up to get his own place first, although the idea of having to save brought him out in hives.

They’d reached the bottom of the road, where an odd mix of retailers huddled in the shelter of the hill. A newsagents and a fireplace shop sat on either side of a rather run-down-looking charity shop supporting the local cats-and-dogs home. A small pharmacy—with the window proudly displaying a range of support stockings and incontinence pads—flanked the hairdressers, and at the end of the row was the café. The Copper Kettle might have had a traditionally English name, but the decor inside had a distinctly Middle Eastern ambience with terracotta walls and fretwork lamps hanging from the ceiling.

There were cosy booths along one of the side walls, with the bar taking up the entire back wall. At this hour of the day, it was empty apart from the heavyset, dark-skinned man behind the counter—Yusef, presumably—but it looked like a well-loved place with plenty of flyers for local events pinned up and a scruffy but lived-in vibe.

Lewis took a window table while Carroll ordered coffee for them both. “You think he’s going to show?” Carroll asked as she plonked herself down in the seat next to him.

“I hope so.”

“You want to do the chattering-twins thing to put him at ease? Or do you think we should go for reserved and professional?”

That was a tough one. Lewis’s instincts were always to go for the more professional approach, but he’d come to realise that many clients actually preferred Carroll’s casual and chatty way of starting a session. “Let’s see if we can ease him in with some banter. Just don’t go telling him all my childhood secrets. You’re worse than Mum with a photo album sometimes.”

Carroll poked her tongue out at him, but Lewis could see her thinking things through. She might come across as slapdash to those who didn’t know her, but there was a lot of wisdom hidden away in that head of hers.

“Reckon he’s OCD?” she asked. Because of his psychology-degree background, Carroll usually deferred to him on the more diagnostic side of their work, while she took charge of the practical stuff. It was an arrangement that suited them both.

“OCD? Possibly.” The nervous tic and categorised hoard might indicate that, but it was too soon to tell. “If so, could take him a while to get here. I don’t think they’re in any danger of running out of baklava, though.”

Carroll eyed the display of sweet pastries in the glass case with a look Lewis knew well. “Oh, those look fantastic.”

“Not for you, though, Ms. Faddy-diet.” Lewis checked his sister out more closely than usual. While Lewis’s skin was wrecked by acne scars and Carroll’s remained flawless—except for the holes she’d voluntarily had pierced—they’d both inherited the same middling height and pale blond curls from their mother and were obviously related. However, Carroll had their dad’s tendency to put on weight at the drop of a hat, whereas Lewis remained as wiry as ever. At the moment, though, she was looking pretty trim. “I reckon it might be working. You’re looking good.”

“Thanks!” Carroll glowed. “I’ve lost a stone in the last month.”

“Don’t let Dad hear. He’ll want to feed you until you put it all back on again.”

“Bugger that. If I wanted to scorch the inside of my mouth, I’d start taking those fire-breathing lessons I was telling you about.”

Lewis thought back to the eggs he’d been served for breakfast, adulterated with more than a dash of Tabasco sauce to add what his dad referred to as “vim”. “I reckon the fire-breathing would be milder than Dad’s cooking.”

His stomach gurgled in agreement.

Chapter Three

Jasper peered through the little peephole in his door until the two visitors had disappeared behind the trees. Two of them! He couldn’t fit two in here. He’d have to ask only one of them to come next time. The man, perhaps. He’d looked familiar, somehow. But where from? He certainly didn’t work at the university if he was a professional clutter clearer, and he didn’t look much like one of the students who used the library where Jasper worked. Too neatly dressed, for a start.

Dress. That was a good point. Jasper glanced down at his own ragtag outfit. Should he get changed before going out? No. Not enough time. It was going to take long enough finding his bag and keys. Silly, really. He should be able to remember where he’d put things. Especially the stuff on the top. So why was it he could perfectly picture the stuff that lay behind the piles, but the contents of the stacks themselves were largely a mystery? Memory loss. He was turning into an old fart way before his time. Next thing he knew, he’d be wearing elasticated deck shoes and complaining about the youth of today.

He shuffled his way sideways back through the narrow passageway to the kitchen. His bag had been there last, surely? Somewhere behind one of these piles was a perfectly good coat rack, which would be a perfect place to hang his bag if he could get to the blasted thing.

Eventually, Jasper made it down the hallway and into the kitchen, the most functional remaining room in the house. His gaze homed in on the kitchen table. There was a clear spot at one end, just big enough to fit his laptop. Should he take that with him? Yes, probably. You never knew when you were going to need computer access. And there was his phone, plugged in to a USB port so he could use the 3G connection to get online. There was a Wi-Fi router somewhere around here, but the signal had died a few months back, and he hadn’t been able to locate the pesky thing to try to figure out what was wrong.

Jasper gazed around the room again, wondering if this time he’d spot the small black box lurking somewhere. He didn’t, but instead glimpsed the leather strap of his messenger bag, poking out from under a pile of newspapers. Oh yes. He’d only been given those ones this morning. Must have put them on the bag when he got home from work. Stupid idiot. He’d forget his own head if it wasn’t screwed on.

He added the papers to the top of the stack by the back door before checking the contents of his bag. Magazines? Right. He’d forgotten about those. There were five copies of
British Deaf News
, which the university had decided it wasn’t going to keep in hardcopy now they had an electronic subscription. Seemed a shame to throw out all that useful information, though. Not that Jasper knew any deaf people, but he might meet one in the future. Probably not today, though, so he wouldn’t need to take them with him. He added the magazines to a teetering tower on one of the dining chairs.

The rest of the bag was filled with his usual emergency kit: a Maglite torch, first aid kit, various colours and types of pen and paper, Swiss Army knife, spork, aspirin, travel-sickness wristbands, energy bars and a half-empty bottle of water. Jasper filled the bottle up at the sink, then decided to leave it there. Yusef had water on tap after all, didn’t he? And it wasn’t like Jasper was going to die of dehydration on the way down the hill.

But what if he ran into someone who needed water? A red-faced, panting jogger on the way up the hill on this hot June day? Jasper couldn’t live with himself if someone died of heat exhaustion simply because he’d wanted to spare himself a bit of extra weight.

He picked the bottle up and put it back into the bag before adding the laptop. His phone could go in his pocket. The bag now bulged dangerously, and he couldn’t get the zip up, but at least no one could accuse him of not being prepared for every eventuality.

Jasper shuffled sideways on back down the hallway, holding his bag out in front of him so he wouldn’t risk knocking anything over. Maybe if that cute blond—what was his name? Oh yes, Lewis. Maybe if Lewis could help him get his hallway clear, then that would be a good start. He didn’t need all the rooms, after all. Some were better left blocked off. One in particular. But it never helped to start thinking about Mama again.

No, don’t think. Time to get going.
Jasper reached the front door and began the increasingly difficult manoeuvre involved in sweeping aside the ever-growing pile of junk mail under the letterbox, opening the door and then insinuating himself through the tiny gap, without causing any of the papers that had built up behind it to fall.