Authors: Cathy Kelly
their only cushion into the correct position so that the
weird bump on the chair didn’t stick painfully into her
back. She’d never reposition it properly in time for the
big film.
She padded across the floor in her socks and wiped
away a droplet of conditioner which had escaped from
the do-it-yourself hair conditioning treatment that consisted
of plenty of hot oil and a load of clingfilm wrapped
around your head for an hour. It made her look like an
extra from a very old episode of Star Trek but Phoebe
swore by it.
Cara opened the door and swore. ‘Shit!’ she said. The
athletic Adonis standing outside clutching a six-pack, a
tattered woollen scarf and a plastic bag, blinked long dark
eyelashes at her and shook some snow from his silky
dark hair.
‘I meant … er, shit, I didn’t hear the doorbell ring,’ Cara gasped inanely, hand going instantly to her Star Trek hair-do. ‘Er - . . did you ring often?’
‘Only once,’ said Adonis, looking bemused. ‘You’re Cara,
right?’
She nodded, still staring at the chiselled face and the
full, sensuous lips chapped endearingly by the cold.
‘I’m Ricky.’
He looked like he’d just stepped off the pitch of an
international soccer match. He was at the peak of his
physical condition, all healthy skin, shining eyes and rippling, freshly washed hair. Faded jeans, so tight they
threatened to cut off the blood supply to his legs, were
moulded to footballer’s thighs. He wore a small gold cross
on a chain around his neck and under his dark woollen
jacket was a loose white shirt with plenty of buttons
undone despite the arctic weather outside.
Cara knew her mouth was open but she couldn’t help it.
Boy Phoebe, were you ever right? she said silently. He was
gorgeous. Abso-bloody-lutely gorgeous.
She forced her jaw shut. ‘Come in.’
He moved into the tiny hall and took off his coat. As
Cara lingered to shut the door, she found herself eyeing his
bum in the spray-on jeans. It was just as perfect as the rest
of him; taut and set off by lean hips. Woof”!
‘Go on in,’ she said, pointing the way through to the
sitting room as if it was a palatial drawing room instead of
a terminally messy kitchen-cum-sitting room with a moth
eaten fake suede sofa, two shabby green armchairs and a collection of magazines and papers dumped on the glass topped table in the centre of the room. Cara was too
distracted at the thought of being caught with clingfilm on
her head to care about the state of the flat.
‘I brought beer,’ Ricky said, turning round and giving her
the sort of heart-stopping smile that made her fervently
wish she wasn’t in her oldest, grubbiest jeans and the
sweatshirt she’d worn on the bus home from Ballymoreen
that morning.
‘I’ll put it in the fridge,’ she said, ‘although it’s so cold in here we don’t really need to,’ she added, with a little giggle.
Cara, you plonker, she told herself disgustedly as she
stuffed the beer into the fridge along with the remains of
their Christmas consignment of booze. You actually giggled. All it takes is one handsome man to walk into the room and you’re giggling like some dozy sun-bedded blonde
with zero qualifications apart from a degree in men. Ugh!
‘Will I light the fire?’ Ricky offered.
And he was useful too. Cara would have swooned if she
knew how.
‘Sure. That’d be great. It’s hard to get those briquettes
going. I think they’re a dodgy batch.’
‘No problem,’ he replied, attention turned to the fireplace.
‘I’ll
tell Phoebe you’re here.’
Cara tried to exit the room as gracefully as you could
with a headful of conditioner encased in clingfilm. She
shoved open the bathroom door and was enveloped in a
cloud of steam.
‘You never told me he was that gorgeous,’ she hissed at
Phoebe as they immediately banged into each other in the
six foot by five foot space.
‘I did too,’ Phoebe said slowly, her attention on getting
her tights straight.
‘Does he have any brothers?’ Cara demanded, rubbing a
bit of steamed-up mirror to see precisely how hideous she
looked.
‘No. But he has lots of friends.’
‘If they all look like him, I’m coming with you on your
next date. Lucky cow!’ she added.
Phoebe smiled radiantly. She’d spent ages blowdrying
her hair until it was a mass of non-frizzy curls that fell
flatteringly around her face disguising her round milkmaid’s
cheeks. Wearing a short lacy skirt, shiny black tights
and a tight little floral top, none of which was suitable for
an evening in a flat with no central heating, she looked
brilliant.
Cara told her so.
‘Do you think so?’ Phoebe asked, twiddling with her bra
strap to hoist up her boobs, eyes glued critically to the
mirror.
‘Fabulous. He’ll be in paroxysms of lust as soon as he
sees you. Maybe I should go out for the evening and give
you two the chance to have fun on your own?’
‘No,’ Phoebe said firmly. ‘We’re all watching Gone With
The Wind. I told him we were having an evening in. He’s
broke too, so we’ve no money to go out.’
‘I’ll wash the gunk from my hair,’ Cara said, hanging her
head over the bath and reaching for the shower attachment.
Scarlett
had married poor Charles Hamilton and was
living it up in Atlanta purely to spite Ashley Wilkes by the
time Cara returned to the sitting room. Her hair was
half-dry, she’d changed into a clean sweatshirt and had
borrowed some of Phoebe’s LouLou perfume. She didn’t
know why she’d bothered to make herself look more
presentable. Ricky was Phoebe’s boyfriend after all, and
Cara would have rather run around Leinster Square naked in the snow than steal her flatmate’s man, but when he’d turned up and found her looking as if she’d just been
bathing in turkey fat after spending the day working as a
brickie, Cara had felt mortified. She didn’t want this
handsome bloke to think she was a slovenly slapper who
thought washing powder was rationed.
Especially since Phoebe had made such an effort and
looked ten times dressier than she usually did when she
wasn’t stuck behind the bank counter doling out crisp
tenners. Phoebe’s weekend uniform was jeans and a sweatshirt,
just like Cara’s. For slobbing around watching TV, the
pair of them generally wore their ragged towelling dressing
gowns and looked like they’d stepped off the set of a sit-com about people in hospital.
Cara grabbed a bottle of Beck’s from the fridge and slid
into her seat again. The furry leopardskin cushion was gone
and now supported Ricky’s dark head, which was angled
very closely beside Phoebe’s fair one. One of his long
fingered hands lay snugly on her glossy knee, fingers curved
inwards under the hem of her flirty little skirt.
Cara would have bet a week’s wages that it wouldn’t be
long before the fingers and the hand were moving stealthily
upwards. She felt an unaccustomed stab of envy at the
thought.
He turned to look at her as she settled herself into the
chair.
‘What’s happening?’ she asked brightly, as if she hadn’t
seen Gone With The Wind at least fifteen times already. It
was Evie’s favourite film and when Cara had been young,
it had been as much a part of Christmas as crackers and a
tinsel-encrusted tree that the dogs had knocked into ten
times a day.
‘Nothing much,’ Ricky said in bored tones.
Cara looked at him sharply. What did he mean: nothing
much? He was talking about a wonderful movie, certainly
one of her favourites.
She took a swig of beer and tried to concentrate but only
a few minutes had gone by before Ricky’s hand began its
careful ascent up Phoebe’s leg and under her skirt. Cara
tried not to look.
Phoebe giggled softly and Ricky whispered something in
her ear. She giggled again, huskier this time, and moved
sideways so he could wrap his other arm around her.
Cara shifted uncomfortably on her chair so she could
barely see them and wished she wasn’t there. For another
ten minutes she tried to block out what was happening
in the room and concentrate on Scarlett but it was
impossible.
‘Another beer, anyone?’ she asked, launching herself out
of her chair energetically and trying not to look in their
direction.
‘No,’ said Phoebe in a muffled voice.
Cara shuffled off to the fridge, feeling as in the way as a
male stripper at a lesbian coffee morning. She was hungry
again and the fridge was, predictably enough, empty.
About to extract another beer, she suddenly changed her
mind. She’d phone Zoe. Perhaps they could go for a drink
or even out for something to eat. Anything to get away
from the misery of watching young love in action when
she was so undeniably a spinster.
It wasn’t that she begrudged Phoebe the gorgeous Ricky:
not at all. Lord knows, Phoebe deserved a decent bloke
after the miserable years it had taken her to get over her
childhood sweetheart’s dumping her and marrying someone
else. No, Cara wished nothing but the best for her
friend.
It was just that the pair of them usually lurched from
crisis to crisis together, manless - apart from the selection
of losers Phoebe routinely ended up going out with for one
drink - and happy. With Phoebs in boyfriend bliss, they
were no longer the Two Musketeers. They were One
Normal Woman, Now Part Of A Couple, and her Oddball
Flatmate who never had lovers, apart from the unmentionable
drunken liaisons with office motorbike couriers. Wallowing
in self-pity, Cara decided to treat herself to the last
Mars Bar ice cream in the ice box. She deserved it. That,
and some serious whingeing with Zoe would cheer her up.
Zoe arrived in Slattery’s half an hour later looking
marginally more depressed than Cara. Her cropped red
hair was flattened to her skull with rain that had seeped
through her crochet hat, and her nose was like a bulbous
crimson lump on her face, thanks to a streaming head cold.
‘Heddo,’ she said in bunged-up tones. ‘I’ve gob a cold.’
‘You poor thing,’ said Cara pityingly, putting an arm
around her friend’s skinny little frame. ‘Hot whiskey will
cure you.’
Being a statuesque five foot eleven, it was no bother to
Cara to push through the crowded pub like a snow plough
with Zoe in her wake until they found a couple vacating a
table and two stools.
Diving past a slow-moving guy in an anorak who also
had his eye on the vacant table, Cara grabbed both stools
and sank on to one, giving Anorak Man a hard stare, her
gypsyish face haughty. He looked as if he was about to
complain until he realised Cara was at least four inches
taller than him and fierce-looking, so stalked off, grumbling.
There were times when it was useful to be an
Amazon, she thought, flicking back her long black hair and
giving Zoe a mischievous grin that made her high cheekbones
look more Apache princess than ever.
After one hot whiskey, Zoe’s nose was de-bunged
enough for her to talk intelligibly.
‘My brothers and I went into Tralee on Stephen’s Night
and on the way back, Damien’s car broke down. We had to
walk the last mile home and it was lashing,’ she said,
cradling the hot glass in her hands. ‘We all got soaked. You
know me, I just have to look at rain and I’ve got the ‘flu.
This cold just won’t go away.’
‘I’m so sorry,’ Cara said, immediately contrite. ‘I
shouldn’t have asked you out tonight. It’s pelting down
outside.’
‘I’d rather be out than sitting at home watching
Christopher and his latest boyfriend drooling all over
each other,’ grumbled Zoe, who lived in a tiny rented
town house with an outrageously camp fashion stylist
named Christopher. ‘They insisted on watching Funny
Girl and wouldn’t let me watch EastEnders. Then they
spent the entire film whispering sweet nothings in each
other’s ears and discussing whether they preferred Yentl or What’s Up, Doc? in between screaming about how “gorgeous” Barbra is. I thought I’d hit Christopher.’
‘Join the club,’ Cara said. ‘Phoebe has finally got Mr
Bureau De Change to visit and they’re so welded together,
you wouldn’t fit a ten-pence piece between the two of
them. They were probably re-enacting a slushy movie on
top of the kitchen counters five seconds after I slammed
the front door. True love can be very depressing,’ she said
in maudlin tones.
‘Bugger true love!’ exclaimed Zoe. ‘It’s true lust I’m
talking about. I haven’t had a man fiddling around with my
underwear since I was at the doctor’s for that cervical
smear last September. I need a man,’ she rasped in her best
Marlene Dietrich voice.
Several men swivelled around on their bar stools with
grins on their faces, eyeing up the tall dark girl and the
small redhead huddled in a voluminous cardigan.
‘She doesn’t mean immediately,’ Cara informed the