Authors: Cathy Kelly
They walked along a corridor to the dressing rooms,
with Linda explaining how often they’d need Olivia if she
was to be hired. Two mornings a week for a fifteen-minute
slot at ten-thirty, which would involve discussing the menu
with the researchers and coming in at half-eight to get the
preparation done.
As they walked past several open doors, Olivia could see
that the dressing rooms were compact little boxes each
containing a tiny sink, a clothes hanging space, a few chairs
and wall-to-wall mirrors.
Then, they reached Nancy’s dressing room.
Nita, the star’s beleaguered assistant, opened the door
gingerly when Linda knocked and let them into a large airy
room that looked like at least three ordinary dressing
rooms knocked into one. Painted in Nancy’s signature pink,
the room contained a zebra-print armchair, a cherry pink
and gilt chaise-longue and a coffee table groaning under
the weight of fan letters and a glossy magazines opened on
purpose at fawning profiles of the star herself. There was
even a pink-tiled bathroom.
One lightbulb-edged mirror was a shrine to Nancy with
scores of pictures of her stuck haphazardly on to the glass:
Nancy with Frank Sinatra, Neil Diamond, the President
and Barney. A vase of fresh pink roses sat beside the shrine,
with another cellophaned bouquet of baby pink ones on
the floor, waiting to be arranged.
The star herself was arranged on the chaise-longue, feet
up and a glass of champagne in her hand.
In her pink boudoir, on the pink and gilt chaise, Nancy
looked like everybody’s vision of a brothel’s madam. She
was tough enough for the job, too, Olivia reckoned,
imagining Nancy personally throwing punters on to the
.street for not paying up.
‘Olivia, how lovely to meet you,’ Nancy said in her
television voice. Thrilled that Nancy had decided to be
nice to her, Olivia held out a hand. Nancy, however, wasn’t
into hand shaking. ‘So formal,’ she tittered, giving Olivia an
air kiss on both sides of her face. The waft of overpowering
Hypnotic Poison left Olivia reeling. Nancy must have used
half the bottle in one go.
‘Do sit.’ Nancy patted the end of the chaise and Olivia
sat down, waiting to see how the encounter would
progress. It was a bit like entering the lioness’s den and
finding her no longer hungry for fresh meat but in the
mood to toy with you. One false move and you were dead.
‘Where did you find Olivia?’ Nancy asked Linda, still in
sweet mode. Nancy was obviously wary of Linda, Olivia
decided, which was why she was being so nice to the
producer.
‘She’s a friend of Max Stewart’s.’
Nancy’s eyes turned into slits at the word ‘friend’.
‘Really?’ She gave Olivia the once over. ‘You’re his type,
I’ll say that for you.’
‘I’m happily married and Max isn’t my type,’ she replied
tartly.
Nancy giggled girlishly. ‘Poor pet, you’ll have to get used
to our bitchy ways in television,’ she said in a patronising
voice. ‘You won’t last long if you can’t develop skin a little
thicker than that, Olivia. This business is very incestuous,
you know, that’s why I asked. We all live in each other’s
pockets. Everyone sleeps with everyone else eventually.
How do you know Max, anyway?’
‘He’s a friend of my husband’s,’ Olivia lied, innocently
thinking that was one way to scotch rumours of anything
between herself and Max.
‘What does he do?’
‘He’s in banking.’
‘What’s his name?’
‘Stephen MacKenzie.’
‘Never heard of him.’ Nancy continued the interrogation.
‘What did you do before this?’
‘I teach Home Economics.’
‘Ooh.’ Satisfied at last, Nancy sat back against her
plump cushions and drank more champagne. She’d not
offered any to Olivia or Linda. ‘Cookery classes.’
‘It’s more than cookery!’ Olivia said hotly.
‘I’m sure it is. Do you do sewing as well?’ Nancy asked
facetiously. ‘Linda,’ she turned to the producer, who’d been
silently watching the exchange, ‘maybe we should get
Olivia to sew as well? I seem to remember making a lovely
little gingham apron when I was in home economics
classes. Useless, of course, but so pretty. Wouldn’t that be a
nice slot - Olivia teaching people how to make aprons and
clothes for Barbie dolls?’
‘Well, I don’t know, Nancy,’ said Linda in a thoughtful
tone, getting to her feet. ‘That’s not a bad idea. We’ll think
about it. Come on, Olivia, we’ve people to meet.’
Olivia, outraged by Nancy’s comments and just as
outraged by the producer’s obsequious response, felt herself
go white with rage.
‘So nice to meet you,’ Nancy said disarmingly. ‘You were
good on camera.’
Taken aback, Olivia stared at the other woman, her
longing to lacerate Nancy with a smart comment subsiding.
She was never good with smart remarks. Evie would
have thought up something devastating.
‘Er … thank you,’ she stuttered.
Linda held the door open and Olivia was nearly in the
corridor when Nancy hit her with a parting shot.
Of course, it’s easy to be competent with no audience
and the knowledge the show isn’t live,’ Nancy said, her
voice so treacly it was hard to reconcile it with her bitchy
words. ‘Try it for real, sweetie, and you’ll get a big shock.
Live television sorts out the amateurs from the professionals.’
She gave Olivia a withering look that left her in no
doubt as to which category Nancy had placed her in.
Linda slammed the door before Olivia could say anything
in response. ‘She’s quite a character, isn’t she?’ the
producer said weakly.
Character, Olivia thought, wasn’t the word.
Evie laughed delightedly and hugged Olivia.
‘I’m so pleased for you,’ she said. ‘Olivia de Were, TV
star! How wonderful! We’ll have to have a girls’ night out to celebrate.’
Thinking of Stephen’s feelings about girls’ nights out,
Olivia smiled weakly, the buzz she’d felt after leaving
the television centre abating somewhat. Driving through
the traffic to Evie’s house, she’d felt high on adrenaline
and thrilled with herself. Now, sitting at Evie’s kitchen
table with a mug of weak tea in her hand and some
ginger nut biscuits on a plate in front of her, she began
to wonder if she’d hallucinated the whole thing.
She was Olivia MacKenzie, mum-of-one, wife to the
disgruntled Stephen, hardly a TV star. Evie was the lively
one, the animated one.
‘I don’t know, Evie,’ she sighed, ‘am I mad even to think
of doing this? What if I do go to pieces when it’s live …’
But Evie wouldn’t hear a word of it: ‘Don’t listen to
that bitch,’ she said, fierce in her loyalty. ‘I may not
know anything about the world of television, Olivia, but
I know jealousy when I see it. She’s jealous as sin, that’s
all. Jealous because you’re better looking, thinner and naturally blonde.’ Evie didn’t care about verbally mangling a woman she’d hitherto admired for being one of the
few voluptuous-and-proud-of-it women on TV. Nancy
Roberts had been vicious to her beloved Olivia and for
that she deserved to die! Or be slagged off as a talentless
bleached blonde.
‘It’s a compliment really.’ she added. ‘She feels threatened
by you and that’s why she lashed out. If she’d been as
sweet as pie, then you’d have reason to worry because it’d
mean you were terrible.’
Delighted with her logic, Evie carried on. ‘I was worried
about you doing the audition in the first place,’ she
admitted. ‘Not because I thought you wouldn’t be able for
it,’ she added hastily. ‘But because Max Stewart,’ she
almost spat his name out, ‘organised it. I was sure he was
simply bullshitting you.’
‘I don’t know what you’ve got against Max,’ Olivia said
mildly. ‘He’s a lovely man, very kind and friendly.’
Evie snorted.
‘You don’t still think he was trying to set you up when
he chatted with you at the wedding, Evie, do you?’ Olivia
said. ‘He’s not that sort of person.’
You don’t know what sort of person he is, Evie thought
grimly. She hadn’t told Olivia about Max wanting to see
her again, even though he knew she was engaged to
Simon. It was despicable, dreadful. She hadn’t been able
to stop thinking about it and him.
He filled her thoughts and she’d had endless screaming
matches in her head when she’d told him exactly what she
thought of him. The words ‘rogue’, ‘chancer’ and ‘bastard’
came up a lot in those imaginary conversations. Who did
he think he was, asking her out when she’d already said
no? And what sort of woman did he think she was?
‘Is this the latest wedding dress brochure?’ asked Olivia,
to change the subject. She picked up the glossy brochure
that was lying under a newspaper and flicked through the
pages. Brides in elegant shift dresses and medieval princess
gowns vied for attention on every page. ‘These are beautiful.
Which are the three you like best, the ones you were
telling me about?’
Evie glanced at the brochure dispiritedly. She’d lost
interest in wedding dresses for some reason. The medieval
fantasy dress she’d dreamed of for so long no longer gave
her little shivers of delight when she looked at it, imagining
herself at the altar beside Simon in front of awestruck
guests. Until recently, she’d loved daydreaming about the
wedding. When she was tired and couldn’t sleep, imagining
every detail of the day had been her favourite way of
dozing off. But that didn’t work anymore. Thinking about
the long-anticipated day just made her strangely edgy and
unable to sleep.
In fact, the only time she’d dreamed about the wedding
at all, recently had been a veritable nightmare where she’d
found herself at the altar wearing a long diaphanous white
nightie, with flowers in her hair, bare feet and - worst of all - no underwear! Even stranger, when the groom had
turned round to greet her, he wasn’t Simon at all. It was
Max bloody Stewart looking like a pirate in the sort of
buccaneer’s linen shirt men wore in her favourite novels.
Then he grinned at her, baring those wolf’s fangs as if he
was going to sink them into her. After that dream, Evie had
woken up abruptly, sweat beaded to her forehead and her
brushed cotton nightie glued to her body.
‘This is so you, Evie.’ Olivia showed her a picture of a
Regency-inspired dress that had Jane Austen written all
over it. Demure and sexy, it was just the sort of thing Evie
would look beautiful in.
‘Mmmm,’ she said listlessly, ‘I don’t know. I still haven’t
sorted out the menus. I don’t know why the hotel are so
keen on knowing what we’re going to eat now when the
wedding isn’t for six months. I can’t figure out if we want
poached salmon and Wicklow lamb or trout with almonds
and Beef Wellington. It’s so far away to be planning
specifics.’
Olivia looked up from the brochure, jolted by the
depressed tone of her friend’s voice.
I thought you were enjoying organising the wedding?’
she said quietly, scanning Evie’s face carefully.
Aware that she’d almost revealed something she was
barely able to admit to herself, Evie backtracked. ‘Oh, it’s
just wedding jitters,’ she said hurriedly. That was it, she
told herself. Wedding jitters. Every bride got them.
Olivia was still studying her.
Evie rattled on. ‘Poor Simon won’t know what to do
with me when we’re married,’ she said brightly. ‘I’m
getting as moody as hell. We still can’t decide where to buy
a house when we’re married. He wants a larger town
house, something near the city, and I’d prefer to move out,
maybe to Dun Laoghaire.’ She beamed at Olivia, as if
whether to live within a stone’s throw of the city or miles
outside it was the biggest issue in her life at that moment.
She couldn’t say, daren’t even think, that there was any
other issue throbbing in her head like an abscess. An
abscess named Max Stewart.
‘So, what does Stephen think of all this television
stardom?’ she asked cheerily, getting up to make more tea.
It was Olivia’s turn to look guarded. ‘That’s the other big
problem,’ she said slowly. ‘He doesn’t know.’
‘Stephen doesn’t know?’ Evie asked in shock. ‘Do you
think that’s wise?’
Olivia put her head in her hands and groaned. ‘I know, I
know. I should have told him. I knew he’d hate me doing it
and put me off, or at least convince me I’d be so hopelessly
bad that I’d be bound to make a mess of it. Destroying my
self-confidence is what he does best nowadays.’
Evie stopped messing around with the kettle and sat
down quietly at the table. ‘I didn’t know things were so
bad,’ she said finally.
Olivia fiddled with a cuticle, not meeting her best
friend’s eyes. ‘It’s not the sort of thing you talk about, is it?’
‘It is to me,’ Evie said earnestly.
Olivia shrugged. ‘I couldn’t tell you, I couldn’t tell