Pygmy (24 page)

So corrupt evil vile American liberal culture. Such United State pretension.

Next then, other female voice, whisper say, “Attention, comrade.”

Voice operative Magda, made stance to rear this agent. Ear opposite cat sister, Magda say, “Required must make test utilizing deadly neurotoxin, prior Operation Havoc…”

Same now, cat sister say, “Did you
kiss
me?” Say, “I mean, while I was asleep?”

Voice Magda, breath say, “Required expose test subject to gauge effects fatal toxin.”

Scent cat sister breath, sweet of latex chew gum. Scent Magda breath, the odor of comrade stale teeth.

Same now, cat sister say, “I mean, I woke up and my lips were black…”

Amid youth crooning propaganda song, numerous male suffer fracture arm, limb hung sling, cast layers heavy fiberglass. All every male student requesting this agent inscribe message atop surface new fiberglass limb. Instruct operative me inscribe, “To my best bud…” Or, “To the number one
member of my crew…” Crippled youth scampering so able provide elements science fair project this agent. Enamored youth provisioning bomb container, ingredient explosion, method ignition. Each sourcing different element, timing device, or brown packaging. No student able surmise total purpose every combined such innocuous articles: metal canister, clock radio, potassium nitrate, adhesive tape.

“Another thing is…” say cat sister, “my mom found black fingerprints on her pussy, and she’s blaming me.”

In secret, this agent reciting within head, no voice, say,
Tin … titanium … tungsten …

Host sister say, “If you swiped my mom’s batteries, you need to come clean.”

Magda breath say, “Attention, comrade.” Say, “Mission directive communicate target for purpose testing neurotoxin…”

Remain all fellow student warble evoking pride how grand state of Oklahoma. During prideful yodel, student keyboard tiny message. Different student thumb strategy electric competition contained colored lights of tiny box. Different student decipher text received on private screen. Witness broadcast narrative displayed tiny screen. Hunt images many professional actors engaged in reproductive acts, multiple variety couplings, coital position, teach breeding instruction. However in error, instructors always depositing seed upon mammary glands or face cheeks or anus female partner, idiot American males never successful to breeding offspring.

Always attempting fertilize. Never succeed. Such poor role model.

Always extract weapon total wrong moment.

Fellow operative present attend Junior Swing Choir—Tibor, Mang, Chernok, Tanek, Otto, and Vaky—all cast eyeball
so rest upon this agent. Almost total population male students this today appareled black tunic printed English letter words “Property of Jesus.” When event contact eye operative me, such student collapse half face to make wink eye. Remain croon lyrics propaganda.

Cat sister breath, sweet breath perch upon shoulder operative me, billow into ear, say, “I’ll make you a deal, Pygmy.” Say, “Keep your paws out of my mom’s pussy, and I’ll show you my project for the science fair…”

Reiterate breath operative Magda, whisper say no sufficient fellow operative mere execute top profound science fair project, brilliant inspired project, must in addition sabotage projects created competing students. Ensure victory operative projects local, preliminary regional competitions, Magda remind. Guarantee admission of deadly projects into national finals staged Washington, D.C., in capital of devil nation. Operation Havoc assured most worst impact,
zing-pow-wham
, create infinite damage dead.

Vengeance upon American vipers.

Within thinking machine this agent, picture parentage operative me, final mental narrative, reciting,
Xenon … ytterbium … yttrium …

Within trouser operative me, folded faces Stonefield parentage, bleeding water. Could be grieving family imprisoned, shunned, rejected out community worship shrine. Devil Tony. Finger of this agent smudged black from so prolonged contact ink. Sullied. Still, no able newsprint discard.

Quote, “It is not truth that matters, but victory.”

Next then, lips operative Magda hover at aural canal this agent, whisper say target of testing neurotoxin. Announce name, human determined suffer as test subject.

White rodent to be erased.

During all everything detail of scene, lips operative me mouth words praising state. Hymn Oklahoma. Teeth and tongue muscle of this agent describe lyrics during issue no sound. Craft shape song words, except no voice. Solely mime involvement. Register opportunity inspect science project offered cat sister. Accept name test subject Magda determined must die. However, face of this agent merely pretend happy participation.

Begins here twenty-seventh account of operative me, agent number 67, repeat attending student mating ritual located darkened sports arena of education facility. Night of today
. Subjected onslaught of high-sucrose song lyric, musical corn syrup, repetitive sentiments, timed tempo mimicking quickened intercourse during moments prior to erect penis spewing seed. Alternately, more slower music permit prolonged engagement foreplay whereby pubescent males abrade females utilizing erect phalli.

For official record, ranked present Madam Sweater Meats, accompanied esteemed Lady Party Pillows. Ranked along opposite edge basketball wood, all female offering on display exposed midriff boasting musculature dimpled umbilical scar. Dark hollow each scar adorned decorative jewel. Secreted there, minute loop crafted of precious metal. Lady delegate Nepal, lady delegate Burundi, brazenly undulate such loins honed of solid muscle, flaunting smooth flanks composed no blemished skin atop much skeletal muscle.

All female students having before deflected reproductive advances of this agent. On occasion previous student ritual, all refuse for incubate viable offspring operative me. Rejecting, yet scarcely conceal vast wealth clitori and fragrant nipple.

Amid din clamorous ritual music, obscured dim lighting of basketball arena, approaching now operative Sheena, agent
7, bidding say, “Comrade.” Say, “For best interest Operation Havoc, request engage making ritual American sexual dance.” Sheena extend own hand, grasping clutch of cold iron around wrist of operative me. Sheena compel this agent follow, penetrating among gyrating ritual, during Sheena say, “Simply mount as would typical American female vessel.”

Positioned within epicenter student mating partners, feet of operative me step tentative to discovering music pace. Groin of operative me thrust in duplicate American males peerage, battering clothed groin of Sheena, during hands of this agent thrash for randomly fill surrounding space.

So busy occupied, this agent no aware how becoming surrounded among fellow operatives, Mang, Tanek, Bokara. Embittered against this agent following battle of dodged balls. All positioned as clock face encircling this agent, Tibor at one o’clock preparing for execute Bashing Baboon maneuver. Mang assume stance at seven-o’clock position, readied for launching cruel Manatee Murder Maul. Ling at eleven o’clock. Chernok at four o’clock. Tanek postured to initiate brutal Monkey Mash. Fist and elbow of Otto preparing much fatal Pounding Panda.

Ranked eight o’clock, two o’clock, ten o’clock entirely besieging all side operative me.

Each fellow operative commence land violent crippling strike attempt upon this agent. All endeavor for impact vicious pounding elbow blast for immediate dispatching life of operative me.

Entire vision this agent filled slashing of chop hands. Filled deadly swipe of murdering kick feet. Blurred wind of many infinite such deadly assaults. Poking finger. Butting heads. Entire physical limbs of this agent dodging thrown fist, quick
speed, thwarting swung foot. Spinning all direction, electric bolt fast, reflex of operative me enlist prior training history so block blow from one o’clock, stop impact from eight o’clock, sidestep Lashing Lion.

During churned darkness, slashing wind generated so many dangerous assassination, amidst storm perspiration, panting exhales such strenuous exertions, operative Sheena say, “Comrade.” Say, “No shall betray sacred mission of Operation Havoc.”

From behind cannonball of own clenched fist, operative Oleg say, “Ready self for die, comrade!”

During same now, American student surrender ritual floor. Student adolescents recede until merely observing melee lashing leg and arm. Flashing repeated moments such almost murder of operative me.

Next now, female voice say, “What a weird
dance…
” Voice Madam Chesticles say, “It’s some weird native
rain
dance they’re doing!”

Madam Butter Bags say, “Cool!” Commence attempt duplicate fist punching nothing, heel kicking nothing. Every female enrolled flurry such mimicry. Aping all ruthless battle technique. Next then, inflicting own svelte bodies among throng killer operatives. Encroaching nubile student females, jabbing lady elbows so displace murderous agents. In so doing, fertile adolescent females advance upon operative me, encircling this agent until constitute entire wall such desirable flesh, bulwark for separate from all attackers.

Succulent barrier much thrusting mammary glands shield operative me, swinging lady buttocks thwart further attacks. Insulate, exclude from further aggression fellow operative. Lady females whip with long lengths own head hair, much
health hair, dense weight, wicked flogging. Engorged glands pummeling deadly agents into retreat.

Encapsulated within deep interior, resulting warm sanctuary smooth lady flesh, flashing lips, licking tongues, total best arrayed selection robust genetic material, this agent continue gyrate ensured for moment much safe.

Begins here twenty-eighth account of operative me, agent number 67, on covert mission, foray for visit religion propaganda distribution outlet of city
. Purpose test effect neurotoxin
. This today no Sabbath. Fatal toxin intended victim test subject
.

Arrive solitary this agent, discover door worship shrine secured sturdy mechanism lock. Standard type dead-bolt lock. Eyes operative me cast sideways one direction, cast second direction so ensure street vacant possible witness. Solely aware this agent chilled movement November wind. Stratus cloud suggest bleak underbelly, black underside ready deposit frozen precipitation. Every all credible witness in attendance education lessons, could be laboring location employment, or entrapped by daylight programming television viewing appliance.