Queen of Babble (30 page)

“It fits,” she cries excitedly as I get to the top buttons. “It fitsperfectly .”

“Well,” I say, “it should. I moved the darts—”

Vicky whirls away from me. “I want to see,” she cries. “Where’s a mirror?”

“Um,” I say. “There’s one in the bathroom across the hall—”

She runs from my room, noisily banging the door, then just as noisily barges into the bathroom.

From which I hear, “Oh my God! It’sperfect !”

I find myself sagging against my bedroom wall in relief. She likes it.

I finally didsomething right, anyway.

Vicky barges back into my room.

“I love it,” she says. For the first time since I’ve met her, she’s all smiles.

And, smiling, Vicky transforms into an entirely different girl. She’s no longer the spoiled socialite who hates her brother and just about everyone else in the world.

Instead I get a glimpse of the sweet, engaging girl who chose to marry a phlegmatic computer programmer from Minnesota instead of the rich heir to a Texas oil fortune her mom had picked out for her.

It’s true, I guess, what they say about brides on their wedding day. They’re all beautiful. Even this early in the morning, with no makeup on, Vicky looks stunning.

“I love it, and I loveyou, ” she gushes. “I’m going to go show my mom.” She leans over to plant a kiss on my cheek and pulls me into a surprisingly hard bear hug. “Thank you. Thank you so much. I will never forget this. You’re a genius. An absolute genius.”

Then, in a whirl of white silk, she’s gone.

And, completely exhausted, I fall back into bed, desperate for a few more minutes of sleep.

I’m able to snatch one, maybe two, more hours before I’m rudely awakened again, this time by someone hurling herself bodily against me. Someone who sounds very much like Shari as she says, “Oh my God, oh my God, Lizzie, wake up! You’ll never believe this—WAKE UP!”

I wedge a pillow over my head, keeping my eyes tightly closed.

“Whatever it is,” I say, “I don’t want to know. Seriously. I’m exhausted. Go away.”

“You’ll want to know this,” Shari assures me, prying the pillow out of my hands.

When she’s successfully lifted my only protection from the bright sunlight spilling into my bedroom, I peer at her through my puffy eyelids and say, in tones of great hostility, “This better be good, Shar. I was up till five in the morning working on that stupid dress.”

“Oh, this is good,” Shari says. “Luke dumped her.”

I just stare at her. “Who?”

“What do you mean who?” Shari hits me in the head with the pillow she’s taken from me. “Dominique, you idiot. He just told Chaz, who told me. And I rushed up here to tell you.”

“Wait.” I raise up to my elbows. “Luke broke up with Dominique?”

“Last night, apparently, after we all went to bed. I thought I heard them fighting, but the walls in this place are so thick—”

“Wait.” This is seriously too much for me to handle on a diet-Coke-buzz hangover. “They broke up last night?”

“They didn’t break up,” Shari says gleefully. “Hedumped her. He told Chaz he finally realized they wanted totally different things in life. Also that her tits were fake.”

“What?”

“Well, that’s not one of the reasons why he broke up with her, of course. It’s just something he said in passing.”

“Oh my God.” I lay there, trying to figure out how I feel. Mostly I feel bad. But maybe that’s because I’ve only had, like, three hours of sleep, total.

“It’s my fault,” I say finally.

Shari looks at me as if I’m insane. “Your fault? How is it your fault?”

“I told Luke’s mom what Dominique told us…about him wanting to be a doctor. And I also let slip that stuff about turning this place into a lipo-recovery hotel. I bet she said something about it to Luke. His mom, I mean.”

Shari gives me a very sarcastic look.

“Lizzie,” she says, “guys don’t break up with their girlfriends because their mom doesn’t like them.”

“Still,” I say. I feel terrible. “If I had kept my mouth shut—”

“Lizzie,” Shari says, “Luke and his girlfriend were having problems way before you ever came along.”

“But—”

“I know, because Chaz told me. I mean, the woman has six-hundred-dollar flip-flops. Come on. Get over yourself. It had nothing to do with you or anything you may or may not have said to Luke’s mom.”

I digest this. Shari’s right, of course. It would be way conceited of me to think that what had happened between Luke and his girlfriend had anything to do with me.

“I knew they were fake,” I say at last.

“I know,” Shari says. “I mean, they never moved. Like when she was waving.”

“I know!” I cry. “Whose boobs don’t jiggle when they move? When they’re that big, I mean.”

“So you know what this means,” Shari says. “You’ve totally got a chance with him after all.”

“Shari,” I say, feeling alarmed. Because I know I’m only going to get my hopes up for nothing. “He hates me. Remember?”

Shari frowns. “He doesn’t hate you.”

“You said he was bitter.”

“Well. Yeah. He did sound kind of bitter about you last night.”

“See,” I say.

“But that was before he dumped his girlfriend!”

I flop back against the pillows. “Nothing’s changed between him and me since last night, though,” I say to the ceiling. “I still accused him of telling you about my thesis. When he totally didn’t.”

“Well, here’s a brilliant idea. Why don’t you try apologizing to him?”

“It won’t change anything,” I say, still speaking to the ceiling. “Not if he’s still bitter. And he probably is.

I know I would be, if it were me.”

“Actually, you wouldn’t. But that’s another issue. Look, there’s no doubt in my mind you’re going to have to do some groveling,” Shari says. “But come on. Don’t you think he might be worth it?”

“Yes,” I say. “Of course.” I think about that day on the train, how kind and patient and funny he was.

How long his eyelashes had looked against the setting sun. How sweet he was to me that day in the attic.

The diet Coke he bought me.

The way he’d insisted I’m brave, in spite of all the evidence to the contrary.

And my heart lurches with longing.

“But, Shari,” I say, “there’s no point. I mean, look at—”

The door to my room thumps open and Chaz sticks his head in, looking annoyed.

“Excuse me, ladies,” he said. “I know it’s fun sitting around gossiping about my friend Luke. But has it occurred to either of you that we have a WEDDING WE PROMISED TO HELP SET UP?”

Which is how, an hour later, I find myself carrying around a tray of mimosas, offering welcome libations to the thirsty—and cranky—hordes gathered on the lawn for the wedding of Victoria Rose Thibodaux and Craig Peter Parkinson. It’s much hotter than anyone anticipated it would be, and the men are all sweating in their suit jackets and ties while the women are using the wedding programs to fan themselves.

The wedding is supposed to start at noon, and by all indications it actually will. The minister—imported all the way from the bride’s own church in Houston—has arrived, as has the florist, the wedding cake, and even the string quartet that will march in the bride (Satan’s Shadow still refusing to play covers, includingLohengrin ).

Even the bride, to everyone’s surprise, is actually ready, and is rumored to be waiting coolly in the house for the strike of twelve.

I wish I could be doing anything coolly, but I’m basically a mess. That’s because I still haven’t seen Luke yet. Well, I mean, I’veseen him—he’s running around all over the place, greeting guests, fielding problems, looking stunning in a dark suit, and, unlike so many of the men at Mirac, not at all uncomfortable in it in this heat.

But never once has he come anywhere close to me, much less even glanced my way.

I can totally understand why he’s angry—I mean, bitter—with me.

But the least he could do is give me a chance to explain.

“Is there alcohol in that?” Baz, Satan’s Shadow’s drummer, asks me as he points at the glasses I’m carrying.

“Yes,” I say. “Champagne.”

“Thank God,” Baz says, and grabs two glasses, downs both of them, and puts them back on my tray empty. “It’s frigging hot out here, huh?”

“Well,” I observe politely, “at least you’re dressed for it.” Vicky’s brother’s band has, as far as I can tell, opted to eschew the dress code by wearing shorts, flip-flops, and, in the case of Kurt, the keyboardist, no shirt.

“Man,” Baz says, “have you seen Blaine?”

“I have not,” I say, my attention wandering. That’s because I see Luke nearby, helping an elderly woman in one of the folding chairs Chaz and he were apparently up at seven in the morning setting in rows to form an aisle down which they’re about to unroll a white carpet.

Baz follows my gaze and, spying Luke, raises an arm. “Luke!” he yells. “Yo, over here.”

No! Oh God, no! I want to have a word with Luke, of course, but not like this…aprivate word. I do not want our first meeting since that unpleasant scene the night before to be in front of anyone—particularly not a drummer named Baz.

“Yes?” Luke asks politely as he comes over.

As usual, the sight of him causes my pulse to flutter like a tween at a sale at Claire’s. He just looks so gorgeous standing there in the sunlight with his broad shoulders and freshly shaved face and, oh God,
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wingtips. Shiny, newly polished WINGTIPS!

It’s all I can do to keep from dropping my tray.

Whydid I have to do something as stupid as accuse him of telling Shari about my thesis? Why, just becauseI can’t keep a secret, do I go around assuming no one else can, either?

“Dude, have you seen your cousin Blaine?” Baz asks Luke. “Nobody can find him anywhere.”

“I haven’t seen him,” Luke says. His gaze, I can’t help noting, is on mine. Though I can’t for the life of me read what’s going on behind those dark eyes. Does he hate me? Does he like me? Or does he ever even think about me at all? “Has anyone tried his room? Blaine’s a late sleeper, if I remember correctly.”

“Oh yeah,” Baz says. “Good idea.”

And he shuffles off, leaving Luke and me standing awkwardly alone together—an opportunity I seize before Luke has a chance to slip away.

“Luke,” I say, my voice sounding very soft compared to the drum of my heartbeat in my ears, “I just wanted to say…about last night…Shari told me—”

“Let’s forget about it, okay?” Luke says tersely.

Tears spring to my eyes.

Shari had said he was bitter. And he has a right to be.

But won’t he even let meapologize ?

But before I have a chance to say another word, Monsieur de Villiers, looking spry in a cream-colored suit and tie, comes up to me, holding a bottle of champagne.

“Lizzie, Lizzie,” he chastises me merrily, “I see empty glasses on this tray. I think you need to go back to Madame Laurent for a refill.”

“Here.” Luke tries to take the tray from me. “I’ll do it.”

“I’lldo it,” I say, snatching the tray back. Only the fact that there are three glasses sitting on it, including Baz’s two empty ones, keeps disaster from ensuing.

“I said,” Luke says, reaching out again, “I’lldo it.”

“And I said,I will —”

“Lizzie!”

Luke, his father, and I all turn at the sound of Bibi de Villiers’s excited voice. Looking stunning in butter yellow, with a picture hat framing her face, she exclaims, “Lizzie, where did you find that dress?”

I look down at myself. I have on the mandarin dress I last wore at Heathrow, when I’d been hoping to impress Andy…a million years ago. It’s the only thing I brought with me that seems remotely appropriate
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for a wedding. Well, the fact that I can’t wear panties with it aside. Besides, no one has to know about that but me.

“Um,” I say, “at this shop where I work back in Michigan called Vin—”

“Notthat dress,” Luke’s mother says. Her expression is a strange combination of excited and anxious.

Not that that seems to matter to Luke’s dad, who’s staring at her as if she were something Santa had just dropped down the chimney.

“I mean the dress Vicky is wearing,” Mrs. de Villiers says. “The one she says you fitted for her overnight.”

Beside me, Luke grows very still. His father, on the other hand, is still staring at his wife in a thoroughly besotted manner.

Alerted by Luke’s stiffness that something is up, I answer his mother’s question very carefully.

“I found it here at Mirac,” I say. “In the attic.”

“The attic?” Mrs. de Villiers looks stunned. “Wherein the attic?”

I don’t have the slightest idea what’s going on. But I do know that Mrs. de Villiers’s interest in the Givenchy isn’t casual. Was the dress hers? The size is right…it fit Vicky, and Vicky is Bibi’s niece, so…

I’m not taking any chances. No way am I telling her the horrifying condition in which I found her dress.

That’s one secret I’ll take with me to the grave.

Unlike all the rest I know.

“I found it in a special box,” I say, fabricating rapidly. “It was wrapped in tissue. I would almost say lovingly wrapped—”

I know I’ve said the right thing when Mrs. de Villiers turns toward her husband and cries, “You saved it!

After all these years!”

And suddenly she’s thrown her arms around the neck of Luke’s father, who is glowing with pleasure.

“Why, yes,” Monsieur de Villiers is saying, “of course I saved it! What do you think, Bibi?”

Though it’s clear—to me, anyway—he has no idea what his wife is talking about. He’s just happy to be holding her in his arms again.

Beside me, I hear Luke swear beneath his breath.

But when I look up at him, alarmed that I’ve done the wrong thing—again—I see that he’s smiling.

“What’s this all about?” I ask him out of the corner of my mouth.

“I knew that dress looked familiar,” Luke says in a low voice so his parents—who are nuzzling each other—won’t overhear. “But I’ve only seen it in black-and-white pictures, so I never…That dress you found? The one you took to get the rust out of? That was her wedding gown.”