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During the long night after the launching of the rocket, he
had been very busy with his telescope, a sweet little eight-inch reflector,
checking its course as it gathered momentum. The exhaust explosions made a
tiny fluctuating point of light that was possible to follow, if one knew where
to look.

But the following day there seemed to be nothing to do, and
he was too excited to sleep, although he tried. So he compromised by doing a
spot of housekeeping, cleaning the pots and pans. It was while he was so
engaged that he heard a series of frantic little squeaks and discovered that
another small gray mouse, with shorter whiskers and a shorter tail than Mitkey,
had walked into the wire-cage mousetrap.

"Veil, yell," said the Professor,
"
vot
haff ve here? Minnie? Iss it Minnie come to look for her Mitkey?"

The Professor was not a biologist, but he happened to be
right. It was Minnie. Rather, it was Mitkey's mate, so the name was
appropriate. What strange vagary of mind had induced her to walk into an
unbaited trap, the Professor neither knew nor cared, but he was delighted. He
promptly remedied the lack of bait by pushing a sizable piece of cheese through
the bars.

Thus it was that Minnie came to fill the place of her
far-traveling spouse as repository for the Professor's confidences. Whether she
worried about her family or not there is no way of knowing, but she need not
have done so. They were now large enough to fend for themselves, particularly
in a house that offered abundant cover and easy access to the refrigerator.

"Ah, and now it iss dargk enough, Minnie, that ve can
loogk for that husband of yours. His viery trail across the sky. True, Minnie,
it iss a very small viery trail and der astronomers vill not notice it, because
they do not know vhere to loogk. But ve do.

"He iss going to be a very vamous mouse, Minnie, this
Mitkey of ours, vhen ve tell der vorld about him and about mein rocket. You
see, Minnie ve haff not told them yet. Ve shall vait and gill der gomplete
story all at vunce. By dawn of tomorrow yell

"Ah, there he iss, Minnie! Vaint, but there. I'd hold
you up to der scope and let you loogk, but it vould not be vocused right for
your eyes, and I do not know how to

"Almost vun hundred thousand miles, Minnnie, and still
agcelerating, but not for much longer. Our Mitkey iss on schedule; in fagt he
iss going vaster than ve had vigured, no? It iss sure now that he vill eggscape
the gravitation of der earth, and fall upon der moon!"

Of course, it was purely coincidental that Minnie squeaked.

"Ah, yess, Minnie, little Minnie. I know, I know. Ve
shall neffer see our Mitkey again, and I almost vish our eggsperiment hadt
vailed. Budt there are gompensations, Minnie. He shall be der most vamous of
all mites. Der Star-Mouse! Virst lifting greature effer to go beyond der
gravitational bull of earth!
"

The night was long. Occasionally high clouds obscured
vision.

"Minnie, I shall make you more gomfortable than in that
so-small vire cage. You vould like to seem to be vree, vould you not, vithout
bars, like der animals at modern zoos, vith moats insteadt?
"

And so, to fill in an hour when a cloud obscured the sky,
the Herr Professor made Minnie her new home. It was the end of a wooden crate,
about half an inch thick and a foot square, laid flat on the table, and with no
visible barrier around it.

But he covered the top with metal foil at the edges, and he
placed the board on another larger board which also had a strip of metal foil
surrounding the island of Minnie's home. And wires from the two areas of metal
foil to opposite terminals of a small transformer which he placed nearby.

"Und now, Minnie, I shall blace you on your island,
vhich shall be liberally supplied mitt cheese and vater, and you shall vind it
iss an eggcelent blace to liff. But you vill get a mild shock 'or two vhen you
try to step off der edge of der island. It vill not hurt much, but you vill not
like it, and after a few tries you vill learn not to try again, no? Und-
"

And night again.

Minnie happy on her island, her lesson well learned. She would
no longer so much as step on the inner strip of metal foil. It was a
mouse-paradise of an island, though. There was a cliff of cheese bigger than
Minnie herself. It kept her busy. Mouse and cheese; soon one would be a
transmutation of the other.

But Professor Oberburger wasn't thinking about that. The Professor
was worried. When he had calculated and recalculated and aimed his eight-inch
reflector through the hole in the roof and turned out the lights

Yes, there are advantages to being a bachelor after all. If
one wants a hole in the roof, one simply knocks a hole in the roof and there is
nobody to tell one that one is crazy. If winter comes, or if it rains, one can
always call a carpenter or use a tarpaulin.

But the faint trail of light wasn
'
t there. The
Professor frowned and re-calculated and re-re-calculated and shifted his
telescope three-tenths of a minute and still the rocket wasn't there.

"Minnie, something
"
iss wrong. Either
der tubes haff stopped viring, or-"

Or the rocket was no longer traversing a straight line
relative to its point of departure. By straight, of course, is meant
parabolically curved relative to everything other than velocity.

So the Herr Professor did the only thing remaining for him
to do, and began to search, with the telescope, in widening circles. It was two
hours before he found it, five degrees off course already and veering more and
more into a- Well, there was only one thing you could call it. A tailspin.

The darned thing was going in circles, circles which
appeared to constitute an orbit about something that couldn't possibly be
there. Then narrowing into a concentric spiral.

Then-out. Gone. Darkness. No rocket flares.

The Professor's face was pale as he turned to Minnie.

"
It iss imbossible, Minnie. Mein own eyes,
but it could not be. Even if vun side stopped viring, it could not haff gone
into such sudden circles." His pencil verified a suspicion. "Und,
Minnie, it decelerated vaster than bossible. Even mitt no tubes viring, its
momentum vould haff been more."

The rest of the night-telescope and calculus-yielded no
clue. That is, no believable clue. Some force not inherent in the rocket
itself, and not accountable by gravitation-even of a hypothetical body-had
acted.

"Mein poor Mitkey."

The gray, inscrutable dawn. "Mein Minnie, it vill haff
to be a secret. Ve dare not publish vhat ve saw, for it vould not be believed.
I am not sure I believe it myself, Minnie. Berhaps because I vas offertired
vrom not sleeping, I chust imachined that I saw-"

Later. "But, Minnie, ve shall hope. Vun hundred vifty
thousand miles out, it vas. It vill fall back upon der earth. But I gannot tell
vhere! I thought that if it did, I vould be able to galculate its course, und-
But after those goncentric circles-Minnie, not even Einstein could galculate
vhere it vill land. Not effen me. All ve can do iss hope that ve shall hear of
vhere it falls."

Cloudy day. Black night jealous of its mysteries.

"Minnie, our poor Mitkey. There is nothing could have
gauzed-" But something had.

Prxl.

 

Prxl is an asteroid. It isn't called that by earthly
astronomers, because-for excellent reasons-they have not discovered it. So we
will call it by the nearest possible transliteration of the name its
inhabitants use. Yes, it's inhabited.

Come to think of it, Professor Oberburger's attempt to send
a rocket to the moon had some strange results. Or rather, Prxl did.

You wouldn't think that an asteroid could reform a drunk,
would you? But one Charles Winslow, a besotted citizen of Bridgeport,
Connecticut, never took a drink when-right on Grove Street-a mouse asked him
the road to Hartford. The mouse was wearing bright red pants and vivid yellow
gloves.

But that was fifteen months after the Professor lost his
rocket. We'd better start over again.

Prxl is an asteroid. One of those despised celestial bodies
which terrestrial astronomers call vermin of the sky, because the darned things
leave trails across the plates that clutter up the more important observations
of novae and nebulae. Fifty thousand fleas on the dark dog of night.

Tiny things, most of them. Astronomers have been discovering
recently that some of them come close to Earth. Amazingly close. There was
excitement in 1932 when Amor came within ten million miles; astronomically, a
mere mashie shot. Then Apollo cut that almost in half, and in 1936 Adonis came
within less than one and a half million miles.

In 1937, Hermes, less than half a million but the
astronomers got really excited when they calculated its orbit and found that
the little mile-long asteroid can come within a mere 220,000 miles, closer than
Earth's own moon.

Some day they may be still more excited, if and when they
spot the 3/8-mile asteroid Prxl, that obstacle of space, making a transit across
the moon and discover that it frequently comes within a mere hundred thousand
miles of our rapidly whirling world.

Only in event of a transit will they ever discover it,
though, for Prxl does not reflect light. It hasn't, anyway, for several million
years since its inhabitants coated it with a black, light-absorbing pigment
derived from its interior. Monumental task, painting a world, for creatures
half an inch tall. But worth it, at the time. When they'd shifted its orbit,
they were safe from their enemies. There were giants in those days-eight-inch
tall marauding pirates from Diemos. Got to Earth a couple of times too, before
they faded out of the picture, Pleasant little giants who killed because they
enjoyed it. Records in now-buried cities on Diemos might explain what happened
to the dinosaurs. And why the promising Cro-Magnons disappeared at the height
of their promise only a cosmic few minutes after the dinosaurs went west.

But Prxl survived. Tiny world no longer reflecting the sun's
rays, lost to the cosmic killers when its orbit was shifted.

Prxl. Still civilized, with a civilization millions of years
old. Its coat of blackness preserved and renewed regularly, more through
tradition than fear of enemies in these later degenerate days. Mighty but
stagnant civilization, standing still on a world that whizzes like a bullet.

And Mitkey Mouse.

Klarloth, head scientist of a race of scientists, tapped his
assistant Bemj on what would have been Bemj’s shoulder if he had had one.
"Look," he said,
"
what approaches Prxl. Obviously
artificial propulsion."

Bemj looked into the wall-plate and then directed a
thought-wave at the mechanism that jumped the magnification of a thousand-fold
through an alteration of the electronic field.

The image leaped, blurred, then steadied.
"
Fabricated,
"
said Bemj. "Extremely crude, I must say. Primitive explosive-powered
rocket. Wait, I'll check where it came from."

He took the readings from the dials about the viewplate, and
hurled them as thoughts against the psychocoil of the computer, then waited
while that most complicated of machines digested all the factors and prepared
the answer. Then, eagerly, he slid his mind into rapport with its projector.
Klarloth likewise listened in to the silent broadcast.

Exact point on Earth and exact time of departure.
Untranslatable expression of curve of trajectory, and point on that curve where
deflected by gravitational pull of Prxl. The destination-or rather the original
intended destination--of the rocket was obvious, Earth's moon. Time and place
of arrival on Prxl if present course of rocket was unchanged.

"Earth," said Klarloth meditatively. "They
were a long way from rocket travel the last time we checked them. Some sort of
a crusade, or battle of beliefs, going on, wasn't there?"

Bemj nodded. "Catapults. Bows and arrows. They've taken
a long stride since, even if this is only an early experimental thing of a
rocket. Shall we destroy it before it gets here?"

Klarloth shook his head thoughtfully. "Let's look it
over. May save us a trip to Earth; we can judge their present state of development
pretty well from the rocket itself."

"But then we'll have to-"

"Of course. Call the Station. Tell them to train their
attractorepulsors on it and to swing it into a temporary orbit until they
prepare a landing-cradle. And not forget to damp out the explosive before they
bring it down."

"
Temporary force-field around point of
landing-in case?"

"Naturally.
"

So despite the almost complete absence of atmosphere in
which the vanes could have functioned, the rocket came down safely and so
softly that Mitkey, in the dark compartment, knew only that the awful noise had
stopped.

Mitkey felt better. He ate some more of the cheese with
which the compartment was liberally provided. Then he resumed trying to gnaw a
hole in the inch-thick wood with which the compartment was lined. That wooden
lining was a kind thought of the Herr Professor for Mitkey's mental well-being.
He knew that trying to gnaw his way out would give Mitkey something to do en
route which would keep him from getting the screaming meemies. The idea had
worked; being busy, Mitkey hadn't suffered mentally from his dark confinement.
And now that things were quiet, he chewed away more industriously and more
happily than ever, sublimely unaware that when he got through the wood, he'd
find only metal which he couldn't chew. But better people than Mitkey have
found things they couldn't chew.

Meanwhile, Klarloth and Bemj and several thousand other
Prxlians stood gazing up at the huge rocket which, even lying on its side,
towered high over their heads. Some of the younger ones, forgetting the
invisible field of force, walked too close and came back, ruefully rubbing
bumped heads.

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