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Authors: Michael Calvin

The Nowhere Men

Contents

About the Book

About the Author

Also by Michael Calvin

Title Page

Dedication

Acknowledgements

1. The Initiation

2. Billy’s Boys

3. The Secret Room

4. Parklife

5. Hiding in Plain Sight

6. Mileage Men

7. Chat Show

8. Big Boys Lost

9. Moneyball, RIP

10. Ghost Games

11. Yellow Ten and the Custard Cream Kid

12. I’m Still There

13. The Road to Perdition

14. The Loneliness of the Long-distance Walker

15. Hunger Games

16. The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

17. Glue Guys and Bad Buys

18. Smelling the Tulips

Index

Copyright

About the Book

A teenaged boy plays football in a suburban park. His name is Raheem Sterling. The call is made: ‘Get down here quick. This is something special.’

Another boy is 8, going on 28. His name is Jack Wilshere. The referee, an Arsenal scout, spirits him away from Luton Town.

A young goalkeeper struggles on loan at Cheltenham Town in League Two. His name is Jack Butland. Within months he will be playing for England.

Welcome to football’s hidden tribe. Scouts are everywhere yet nowhere, faceless and nameless, despite making the informed decisions worth millions. Award-winning sportswriter Michael Calvin opens up their hidden world, examining the disconnected lifestyles, petty betrayals and unconsidered professionalism of men who spend long, lonely hours on the road.

About the Author

Michael Calvin is one of the UK’s most versatile sportswriters, having worked in more than 80 countries, covering seven summer Olympics, and six World Cup finals. He was named Sportswriter of the Year for his despatches as a crew member in a round the world yacht race, and has twice been named Sports Reporter of the Year. He is currently chief sports writer with the
Independent on Sunday
, and has held similar positions at the
Daily Telegraph
,
Times
and
Mail on Sunday
. His last book,
Family: Life Death and Football
, was shortlisted in the 2011 Sports Book Awards. It was a critically-acclaimed study of a season embedded at Millwall, one of English football’s most notorious clubs.

Also By Michael Calvin

Family: Life, Death and Football

Life’s a Pitch

Only Wind and Water

The Nowhere Men
Michael Calvin

To my children, Nicholas, Aaron, William and Lydia. Follow your dreams.

Acknowledgements

Scouts are never off duty. I’ve just come off the phone from Mel Johnson. I mentioned in passing that I am due to attend the final game at Underhill, Barnet’s idiosyncratic little ground for the past 106 years. ‘Ah’ he said. ‘You can do me a favour. They’re playing Wycombe. Can you give me a report on their keeper? A lad called Ingham. He’s 18, six two, six three, played about half a dozen games. I’m hearing good things. I’ll try to watch him on the last day of the season.’

Coincidentally, I had spoken earlier to John Griffin. He told me Peter Taylor was scouting Charles Dunne, Wycombe’s full back, for the England Under 20 squad, and raved about Matt Ingham’s potential. ‘We had him out at Oxford City for eight months, and he’s only been in the first team for six weeks, but we are going to lose him’ he said. ‘I’m already digging in the dirt for the next one.’

Mel Johnson was described by Caroline Shea, PA to QPR’s last 34 managers, as ‘the nicest man in football’ when she took me for a cup of tea before one of the countless interviews for this book. Griffin runs him close, but, in truth, there were few scouts to whom I did not warm. I thank everyone who gave me their time and their trust. I’m especially indebted to Jamie Johnson, Mel’s son, who gave me the idea for this book during a casual conversation in the manager’s office at Millwall. I hope my respect for their trade, and my interest in the tangential issues touched by the recruitment process, shines through.

You would not be reading this without the support I have received from Ben Dunn. I value his wisdom and foresight, which are unusual traits for a West Ham supporter. His team at Century are of Champions League quality. Thanks, so much, to Julia Twaites, Bela Cunha, Glenn O’Neill and Natalie Higgins. The legal advice of Duncan Calow was invaluable. My literary agent, Paul Moreton, has also been hugely supportive.

At one stage in the process, I was overwhelmed by the volume of information I had accumulated. Enter, stage left, my guardian angel, Caroline Flatley. My former PA at the English Institute of Sport was in the process of leaving the BBC for an executive role at British Cycling, but found time to transcribe the final 27 hours of interviews. A Northern lass like her, attempting to decipher the Bristolian burr of Gary Penrice, redefined culture shock.

I retreated to the Cornish village of Nancledra, and Smithy’s Cottage, to shape the opening chapters. Thanks to Margaret and Mark Taylor, for tolerating this unshaven hermit, whose body clock had exploded. That’s why, above all, I need to recognise the support of my family. Quite how my wife Lynn has lived with me during the gestation period of this book is beyond me. She has had more broken nights with me, in writing mode, than with any of our children, Nicholas, Aaron, William and Lydia.

I promise I won’t put you through it again, until the next time.

Michael Calvin April 2013

1
The Initiation

MEL JOHNSON TOOK
his tea, without milk or sugar, and sat with his back to the wall, at the circular table closest to the door. His eyes moved quickly, constantly, as he completed his risk assessment. He was friendly and attentive, but there were 83 other scouts in the first-floor room at Staines Town. It was his business to know their business.

A wry grin. He noticed Bullshit Pete was sitting alone, chasing a piece of chicken around his plate. Buffet Billy was working his way through chips, rice and a curry which had the colour and consistency of melted caramel. The Ayatollah was in a conspiratorial huddle with his followers, whose synchronised glances offered clues about the nature and direction of their discussion.

Agents circulated, seeking the convertible currency of casual gossip and inside information. One, nondescript in appearance apart from a lilac roll-neck sweater, was identified by Johnson as Billy Jennings, a striker who helped West Ham win the FA Cup in 1975. His bottle-blond mullet, a feature of my schoolboy scrapbook, had receded to a monkish semi-circle around the ears.

Emissaries from the international game – Brian Eastick, England’s Under 20 coach, and Mark Wotte, Scotland’s performance director – held court. The room hummed with conjecture and cautious conversation. It had the feel of a bookmaker’s on an urban side street. The men, largely middle aged and uniformly watchful, had the pallor of too many such mid-winter nights on the road.

I had invited myself into their world, a place of light and shadow. They were the Nowhere Men, ubiquitous yet anonymous, members of football’s hidden tribe. The elders, like Johnson, had paid their dues at the biggest clubs. Initiates were paid 40 pence a mile, and informed decisions on players worth £10 million or more. All were under threat from technology and the new religion of analytics.

Such men are central to the mythology of modern football. Scouts may be marginalised, professionally, but they possess the power of dreams. There is no textbook for them to follow, no diploma they can receive for their appreciation of the alchemy involved in the creation of a successful player. Their scrutiny is intimate, intense, and highly individual. They must balance nuances of character with aspects of pre-programmed ability, and fit them to the profile and culture of the clubs they represent.

Everyone knows what scouts do, but no one truly understands why they do it, and no one knows who they are. Their anonymity is anathema to the modern game, a gaudy global carousel which invites examination on its own, highly lucrative terms. Scouts supply the star system, but remain resistant to it. At best, they are indistinct figures, judged on false impressions like old-school golf caddies, who were assumed to drink heavily and sleep in hedges. They are an enclosed order, by circumstance rather than philosophy.

Anyone who has ever stood, shivering, on a touchline or sat, shouting, from the back of a stand thinks they can do their job. Whether the average football fan would want to commit to such a disconnected lifestyle is another matter entirely. Being paid for watching up to ten games a week might be the sort of fantasy which sustains a fourth former during an afternoon of algebra, but the hours are long, and family unfriendly. Scouts eat on the run, live on their nerves, and receive a relative pittance.

This may seem counter intuitive, but I resolved to study them, and to share their experiences, because I believed in the essential romanticism of their role. Over the course of more than a year on the road, I was seduced by the process of discovery. I saw boys whose precocity caused time to freeze, and young men, in straightened circumstances, who seized a second chance to shine. I was there when the seeds of natural talent began to germinate; this may occur in a park, or on a non-league gluepot. It may be destined to flower in one of the cathedrals of the game, but it beckons only those who comprehend its potential.

Scouts are nowhere, and everywhere. They are rivals, but mix closely. They offered me an insight into the idiosyncrasies and insecurities of an incestuous community. Their judgements are severe, occasionally unkind, but they must be judged in the context of a game which has an unerring habit of brutalising its participants. What makes scouts different? Time and again Paul Newman’s line, delivered in his role as Butch Cassidy, in the film
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
, came to mind:

‘I got vision, and the rest of the world wears bifocals.’

On this particular Wednesday night, February 15, 2012, Chelsea were playing West Ham in the third round of the FA Youth Cup. Teenagers, courted and cosseted before adolescence, were accustomed to indulgences, such as being transported to Wheatsheaf Road in the first team’s luxury coach. They filed, with studied indifference, through the tiny car park, past the picture window of a gymnasium which framed suburban wage slaves purging themselves on treadmills.

It was a big night for the Conference South club, even if its patron, TV astrologer Russell Grant, could not attend due to unforeseen circumstances. The surrounding streets were clogged with traffic, and the Staines Massive, the club’s inevitably entitled support base, swelled beyond 1500. The following night’s fund-raising quiz would struggle to make a quorum.

Chelsea were under pressure to justify an academy which had consumed in excess of £60 million, without producing a first team regular in its first eight years. The annual operational budget, £8 million, dwarfed that of many Football League clubs. A single youth team player, Brazilian striker Lucas Piazon, represented a £10 million investment. West Ham were quietly confident of nurturing a new golden generation, attuned to cherished principles and philosophies, but there were no guarantees.

For some, this Youth Cup run would be a career highlight. Around 10,000 boys are in the academy system. In the region of 1 per cent will make a living out of the game. Two-thirds of those given a professional contract at 18 are out of professional football by the time they are 21. The scouts were there to scavenge; it was their job to be in a position to take advantage of a coach’s lack of foresight, or a club’s lack of patience. They were looking for signs, hints of undervalued talent that others might miss.

Johnson, Liverpool’s principal scout in the South of England, was reassessing players with development potential. His son, Jamie, Millwall’s chief scout, was one of many representatives of Football League clubs looking at long-term loan targets. Dean Austin, newly employed on a part-time basis by Bolton Wanderers, sought youngsters with resale value.

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