Witches Incorporated (32 page)

He tried to smile. “Come on, Monk. Sir Alec’s been looking sideways at you for
years
.”

But Monk ignored that. Beside him, Melissande tightened her hold on his hand. “Sorry, Gerald, it’s got to be a stupid coincidence. Errol’s a tick, but he’s not—not—”

“Not what, Monk? A saboteur? An attempted murderer? Or at the very least mixed up with one?” He felt his temper stir. “Why not? Because his family’s rich and influential and he’s a wizard Grand Master? Because even though you loathe him you went through university together and that means you belong to some kind of wizardly brotherhood? Because he’s
one of us
?”

“Don’t be a bloody idiot,” Monk retorted. “That’s got nothing to do with it. It’s just I know Errol and I’m telling you, Gerald, this isn’t his style. He’s got no
reason
to—”

“Actually, he does,” he replied. “Errol’s got a lot invested in Wycliffe’s. He’s head of Research and Development and this new project he’s working on, the Ambrose Mark VI, could put his name up in lights on the international stage. But
only
if the public loses confidence in portal travel, bringing back the age of the airship.”

“You have to admit, Monk,” Melissande said softly. “It does make sense.”

Monk tugged his fingers through his hair. “I don’t know, Gerald. It sounds pretty far-fetched to me, Errol and Haf Rottlezinder in cahoots to bring down Ottosland’s portal system and return Wycliffe’s to its glory days. I mean, what’s in it for Haf?”

“Money,” he said. “Errol’s rich enough to make it more than worth Rottlezinder’s while.”

“True,” Monk admitted reluctantly. “All right then—where’s your evidence? Besides the fact they knew each other at university?”

Trust Monk to find the weak spots in the Department’s argument. “We haven’t found any yet. But that doesn’t mean we won’t.”

“I don’t understand,” said Melissande. “If you’re so sure this Haf Rottlezinder is behind the portal incidents, why don’t you bring him in for questioning?”

What a shame Melissande was no less astute than Monk. “We can’t.”

“Because he’s in West Uphantica? But I thought your Department had all kinds of international extradition arrangements?”

Abruptly tired of standing, Gerald dropped into the other armchair. “We do.”

“Hang on,” said Monk. “
Is
Rottlezinder in West Uphantica?”

“He was.”

“But he’s not now? You mean you lost him?”

“Well done,” said Reg. “That’s the kind of competence we’re looking for in a secret government Department.”

“No, he’s
not
lost,” he said, giving Reg a look. “We just don’t have a definite location for him at the moment.”

“Gerald, that means you lost him,” said Bibbie. “How terribly careless of you.”

“So what happened?” said Monk. “I’m guessing nothing good.”

Gerald frowned at his interlaced fingers, remembering the look in Sir Alec’s eyes when he’d come to this part of the mission briefing. “One of our best men was sent in to extract Rottlezinder, quickly and quietly. It… didn’t work out. Rottlezinder had already gone—and he left a nasty little surprise behind him.”

“The fatal kind?” said Monk.

Looking up, he nodded. “I’m afraid so.”

Now Monk gave Bibbie a vaguely disquieted glance. As though he were having sudden second thoughts about his little sister getting mixed up with this kind of ugliness.

“Forget it, Monk,” Bibbie snapped, glaring. “I’m staying. Try and push me aside and I’ll tell Uncle Ralph about the Mushtarkan diplomat’s cousin and the—”

“
Hey
!” said Monk, sitting bolt upright. “You can’t do that! We had an agreement, remember?”

Gerald looked at Melissande.
The Mushtarkan diplomat’s cousin and the what?
She shrugged; either she didn’t know or she was protecting Monk.

“I remember everything,” said Bibbie, smiling dangerously now. “I
especially
remember how you promised you wouldn’t interfere in any of my cases.”

“But this isn’t your case,” he retorted. “It’s Gerald’s.”

“And Gerald is perfectly happy for me to stay.” She turned. “Aren’t you, Gerald?”

Oh, thank you so very much, Emmerabiblia.
He looked at Monk, apologetic. “I think it’s a bit late to get cold feet now.”

Monk knew when he was beaten. “Fine,” he muttered. “But if you stub your toe, Bibbie, don’t come crying to me afterwards.”

“Look, I’m sure it’s very sad this agent died,” said Melissande, as the Markhams exchanged incendiary glares. “And I hope he didn’t have a family that’s grieving for him. But, Gerald, his death doesn’t actually prove what you’re saying, does it?”

He shook his head. “Unfortunately not. And the incant Rottlezinder used to cover his tracks was comprehensive. All it left behind was a great big smoking hole in the ground. If there was evidence connecting him and Errol, it went up in flames along with everything else. And no. Crawford didn’t have a family. Just… us.”

It felt odd saying that. Those two words suddenly seemed to put him on the other side of a line. Them and us.
You
and us. He didn’t like it. It made him feel horribly…
alone
.

“Hey,” said Monk, noticing. “There’s more than one kind of
us
in the world, mate. Don’t you go forgetting that.”

Sometimes it was quite alarming, how well Monk could tell what he was thinking.

“I know,” he said, dredging up a smile. “Would I be telling you lot any of this if I didn’t?”

“Why’s your Department involved anyway?” said Monk, fingers drumming again. “It’s a domestic matter, isn’t it? Shouldn’t Mordy’s old outfit be handling the investigation?”

“Ah,” said Gerald, wincing. “That’s a bit of a sore spot actually. They looked at the first incident and ruled out any hanky-panky. Turned the case over to the Transport Department’s safety committee. But Sir Alec had a feeling so he reached out to an old chum who kept him apprised, and when Rottlezinder’s name came up he grabbed the case with both hands. Of course
now
the other mob’s screaming blue murder, accusing us of breaching jurisdiction.”

“Well, they would, wouldn’t they?” said Monk, derisive. “All that egg on their faces. Stupid bastards. As if jurisdiction matters when lives are at stake.”

“Yeah, well, try telling them that.”

“So,” said Monk. “Rottlezinder’s the saboteur, Errol’s the brains behind the scheme, and you’re at Wycliffe’s to find the evidence to prove it. Is that it?”

“That’s the theory,” he agreed.

Monk nodded slowly. “Well, it’s a reasonable working hypothesis, I suppose.
If
you accept Errol’s that far gone. But Gerald—why did Sir Alec pick you for the Wycliffe job? No offence, mate, but you’re so wet behind the ears you’re practically dripping. And given one agent’s been murdered already, wouldn’t they want an experienced man behind the wheel?”

He shrugged. “Sir Alec couldn’t get anyone else into Wycliffe’s at such short notice. There weren’t any vacancies for a First or Second Grader in the R&D lab. But Ambrose goes through Third Graders like shaving cream because the work’s so bloody stultifying… and Errol makes our lives hell.”

“Poor Gerald,” said Bibbie, scowling, and reached over to pat him on the arm. “Having to take orders from the likes of Errol Haythwaite when you can run rings around him as a wizard.”

“Oh, it’s not so bad,” he said. “And it’s not as if being treated like something you’d scrape off your shoe is a novel experience.
Actually
, being a Third Grader is coming in quite handy. I mean, it’s true I don’t get to work on any important projects but I do get to poke my nose in pretty well everywhere, even if it’s only to play canary in the coal mine and clean up after the important work gets done. And
that
gives me plenty of scope for snooping. It’s like being a housemaid. Nobody notices the poor bugger stuck cleaning out the test tubes.”

Despite all his concerns, Monk unleashed another of his anarchic grins. “Errol can’t be too happy about it. Having you peering over his shoulder must be getting right up his sinuses.”

He remembered the look on Errol’s face after the failure of the Mark VI’s experimental engine. Remembered the way Errol had gripped his arm, so furious. “You could say that.”

“Hmm,” said Monk, thoughtful. “Maybe that’s another reason why Sir Alec sent you in there. To rattle Errol.”

“Why would Sir Alec think that strategy could work?” said Melissande.

“Because what he doesn’t know about people isn’t worth knowing,” said Monk. “And he’ll use anything or anyone to get what he wants. I’ll bet he knows Errol used to like using Gerald as a verbal dartboard.
And
that Errol was furious about losing his precious custom-designed First Grade staff when Stuttley’s went up. I’ll bet he’s betting that if Gerald can throw Errol far enough off-stride he might make a mistake.”

“
If
he’s in cahoots with this Haf Rottlezinder,” said Reg. “That’s not been proven. Your precious Sir Alec doesn’t even know where that bounder’s stashed himself.”

“No, but we’ll find him,” said Gerald. “We have to. The Department of Transport’s keeping things low-key, not blabbing to the press, but it seems the sabotage is working. People are going back to airships for domestic and international travel. Who knows? A few more ‘accidents’ and the public might lose all confidence in the portal network. It could easily collapse.”

“Which means Wycliffe’s would be saved,” said Melissande. “Which brings us back to
who benefits
?”

“And there’s no denying that’s Errol,” said Bibbie. “It all fits.”

They looked at each other as the clock on the mantel ticked slowly towards midnight and the logs in the fireplace collapsed into glowing coals.

“It’s a bit awful, really, isn’t it?” said Melissande eventually. “Because
really
, what would help you to catch this Errol Haythwaite—or whoever’s responsible—is another portal accident.”

Gerald nodded glumly. “I hate to say it, but… yes.”

“Except Monk’s right,” she added. “Catching your quarry’s not important. Not compared to the public’s safety. The Department of Transport should shut down the portal network until you find whoever’s behind this. What if there is another attack? What if people just aren’t hurt next time? What if they
die
?”

As if he hadn’t already thought of that. But what was it Sir Alec had said to him, back in New Ottosland?

In war there are always innocent casualties. It’s regrettable but unavoidable. The sooner you come to terms with that the better.

“The other agents Sir Alec’s got working on this are very good,” he said. “We’ll find Rottlezinder before anyone else gets hurt.”

Melissande snorted. “You mean you
hope
you will. But hope isn’t good enough, Gerald. Hope doesn’t save lives. Actions save lives. And lack of action costs them.”

She stared at him, so accusing, and he stared back. Crowding Monk’s parlour, the ghosts of those ninety-seven New Ottoslanders who’d perished because of Lional. Because of him.

Stabbed with guilt, he shoved out of his armchair. “Look. I’m as worried as you are that more innocent people might get caught up in this. But we need Rottlezinder and Errol—or whoever he’s working with—to think they’re safe. And we can’t afford to start a panic.”

“Who said anything about starting a panic?” she retorted. “You say it’s for an equipment review. That won’t worry people, it’ll reassure them.”

“Perhaps, but it would also be disruptive, causing a great deal of distress and delay… and almost certainly would send our villains back into the shadows to wait until the fuss died down so they could strike again.”

“Which means what, exactly? You’re going to do nothing?” she demanded, leaping up to face him. “Gerald, that’s—that’s
wrong
.”

“We’re not doing
nothing
.”

“Then what
are
you doing?”

“Things I can’t talk about,” he said, harassed. “You’ll just have to trust me, Melissande. We’re doing our very best to keep the public safe
and
catch whoever’s responsible.”

Melissande’s chin lifted again. Behind the prim glasses her eyes were glittering. “And what if your best’s not good enough, Gerald?”

Oh, lord. I know that look. “
Melissande, you can’t repeat a word of what I’ve said tonight. I’ve risked
everything
telling you this. I know it’s hard but you
have
to sit on it.”

“She will,” said Reg. “She’s got her knickers twisted right now but they’ll untwist when she’s had a moment to think this through.”

“Don’t you dare put words in my mouth!” snapped Melissande.

Tipping her head to one side, Reg chattered her beak. “What, so you
are
going to talk out of turn? See Gerald sent to prison? Help these villains get away with their dastardly plan?”

“Mel,” said Monk, very quietly, and reached for her hand. “You’re right. It’s a risk. But it has to be taken.”

“And you’re happy about taking it?” she asked, her voice unsteady.

“No,” said Monk, his gaze intent on her. As though they were the only two people in the world. “But we don’t have a choice. And let’s be fair… we’re the ones who pressured Gerald into telling us this stuff. He didn’t want to. We used our friendship as a lever. Are you going to beat him over the head with it too?”