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Authors: Sue Gee
âI've adopted her,' he told Robert.
âThat's kind. Be a bit careful touching her, though, won't you?'
âWhy?'
âWell ⦠she looks as if she's got a lot of germs and fleas and things.'
âAll cats get fleas sometimes.'
âYes, but you know animals here aren't used to being petted â people don't feel quite the same about them as we do. She might scratch, or bite, and it could be a bit nasty.'
âShe won't scratch me,' said Tom firmly.
âWell, just be a bit careful, that's all. How's the arm?'
âWhat? Oh, fine. Where's Jack?'
âHe's upstairs with Claire â they're coming down for tea in a minute. Do you want to go and tell your parents? We're going to have it out on the terrace.'
âNo, I want to stay here with the cat.'
âWell â¦' In the face of Tom's obduracy, which seemed to encompass many issues, Robert could hear himself begin a number of sentences with this hesitant, placatory âWell'. The kettle was beginning to shake. âWell ⦠perhaps in a minute?' He went back inside to wreaths of steam. âIf you don't tell them,' he called out to Tom, turning off the gas, âthey won't know, will they?'
A heavy sigh. âOh, all right, then.' Robert heard him get to his feet, and then a sudden cry: âThe hens are out! The hens are out! Come on, hens, here I am!' He went running down the steps past the cat, racing towards them over the dry ground: Robert heard squawks, and beating wings.
He picked up the tray and carried it through the house and out on to the terrace, where Jessica, tawny-haired, white-skinned, lay beneath the canopy of the swing-seat in striped pink shorts, faded T-shirt and a string of beads. Beyond her, beyond the lemon trees, the valley's shimmering light was beginning to thicken and grow still, and the clock struck twice.
âFive o'clock,' said Robert, setting down the tray on the round marble table. âTeatime.'
âTea should be served at four,' said Jessica, stretching. âIn china cups,' she added, looking at the battered mugs and cheap, thick glasses. âWith egg and cress sandwiches.'
âI don't know where you get your ideas from.' Robert sank on to the swing-seat. âMove up.'
âNot from you,' she said calmly, swinging her legs off. âYou never notice what things look like.'
There was the sound of panting and running feet: beneath the terrace Tom was in hot pursuit. Jessica got up and went to look, leaning gracefully on the parapet.
âIf you chase them,' she called down, âthey'll just run faster, won't they?'
There was no answer. Robert called up to the balcony window. âTea! Claire?'
The shutters were opened, and Claire came out on to the balcony. Dark hair tumbled in unbrushed waves to her shoulders; she leaned on the stone ledge in her crumpled white shirt and smiled down.
âWill you tell the others?' he asked her.
âAll right. Hello, Jess.'
âHi, Mum,' said Jess, not turning from the parapet. âHey!' she called down suddenly. âHey, don't do that.'
There was a scuffle, and a furious flutter; Tom came up the steps, triumphant. âGot one!'
âPoor thing,' said Jessica. âLook at her, she's scared to death.'
âShe's all right.' Tom carried the hen over to the swing-seat and plonked himself down. âThere you are, there you are,' he said to her soothingly, running his fingers over the scrubby brown feathers and balding neck. The hen sat motionless on his lap, her eyes bright and blank.
âPut her down,' said Jessica. âShe's filthy.'
âNo she's not! Anyway, she can't help it, can she?'
âTea,' said Robert. âPut her down, Tom, there's a good chap.' He nodded towards the biscuits. âThen you can have one of these.'
âCan she have one?' asked Tom.
âWell â¦'
âFor heaven's sake,' said Jessica.
âOh, go on,' said Claire, warm and amused above them. âStop being so snooty, Jess.' Beside her, Jack, who had emerged from the bedroom, said: âCan I hold her?'
âSure,' said Tom. âCome on down.' He reached for the packet of biscuits with a large square hand. âDo you want to feed her?' he asked Jessica, as her mother and Jack disappeared. âYou can if you want.'
âNo, thanks.' She took a glass of squash and sat sipping disdainfully on the parapet, her legs drawn up, gazing into the distance.
Tom tugged at the top of the packet, still clasping the hen. âYou can change your mind if you want.'
There was no answer.
âRight,' said Robert firmly, reaching for the teapot, and as he did so Tom ripped the packet open with sudden, irritated force. The hen struggled; half a dozen biscuits, with thick pink filling, flew from his hands and broke upon the terrace.
âHonestly!' said Jessica. She swung her legs off the parapet and stalked inside.
âOh, come on,' said Robert. âIt's only a packet of biscuits.' There was no reply. âWe'd better clear them up,' he said to Tom.
âSorry.' Tom struggled to get off the seat with the hen.
âThese things happen.'
They bent to pick up the pieces, Tom with one hand, awkwardly, beginning to puff. Under his other arm the hen's head made little anxious darts. âKeep
still
,' he said. âYou can have some in a minute.' He got up, dropping a handful of bits and crumbs on the table. âNow ⦠here you are.' He stood there, red-faced and hot, making offerings from the pile on his large, open palm: the hen pecked, and went on pecking. âSee?' said Tom happily. âSee? I knew she was hungry.'
Claire and Jack stepped out of the sitting-room on to the terracotta tiles. âThe others are just coming,' said Claire, and flopped down on to the swing-seat. âWhere's Jess?'
âSulking,' said Robert. âDo you want to â'
âNo,' said Claire. âI can't be doing with sulks. Do pour the tea, I'm gasping. What're all these biscuits doing everywhere?' She looked at Tom and the hen, pecking eagerly now. âAll right?'
âFine,' said Tom.
Beside him, Jack said, âLet me hold her.'
âIn a minute. Come on, henny-penny, have some more.' He reached for fresh pieces, and then he stopped, looking suddenly blank; for a moment his hand hung in the air; when he moved it again he did so too fast, and a glass at the edge of the tray tipped over at once, obligingly, as if it had been waiting for this moment. Orange squash streamed steadily across the table and over the edge.
âOh, God!' said Tom. âOh, God, what an idiot I am.'
He stepped back; Claire moved her own bare feet.
âYou'd better get a cloth,' she said, not unkindly.
âI'll get it,' said Robert, moving towards the sitting-room, beginning to feel, now, a rising tide of exasperation. âTom, do for God's sake take that hen away.'
And Tom, defeated, took her, slowly descending the steps to the garden.
âBut I haven't held her!' said Jack.
âYou can come down here and hold her if you want,' said Tom's voice from below. âI've still got her.'
âNo, he can't,' said Claire.
âDo
let's settle down. Sit down, Jack, you can do it another time.'
Jack sat, grumpy. âWhy should
he
hold her?'
Claire passed him the last glass of squash, and reached for the teapot. Robert returned with a cloth and mopped all the mess away. Jessica came out asking: âCan we have tea in peace now?'
And Frances and Oliver, looking refreshed, came out through the double doors after her, beholding the beauty of the terrace and the lemon trees, and tea awaiting them.
âHow kind. Thank you so much.'
Dusk had fallen, the mountains were dark. Lights from distant villages twinkled here and there; here and there dim orange rectangles shone.
âSolar power,' Robert observed to Oliver, coming out of the sitting-room, nodding towards the ridge opposite the terrace, across the mountain road. âThere're only two or three houses up there.' He dropped a folder on the table and pulled back a chair. âYou might like to have a look at this,' he went on, indicating the folder. âNotes about the area and stuff. Some of it's written by the owners, but it seems to have been added to by guests from time to time.' He leaned forward, and picked up the wine bottle, holding it questioningly above Oliver's glass.
Oliver nodded, moving the glass towards him. âThanks. Who are the owners?'
âHe's an architect, I think. We've never met them, we just answered an ad in the
Independent.
They sound nice enough in their letters.' He put down the bottle. âYou must help yourself â it comes with the house. The cellar's packed; I should've taken you down there this morning. Still, plenty of time.' He raised his glass. âCheers.'
âCheers.' Oliver reached for the folder and flipped it open. A couple of postcards fell out, and landed on the tiles; he bent to retrieve them, cathedral interiors.
âThat's an hour or so's drive from here,' said Robert, âbut it's rather good, worth a visit. We might do a trip one day, if you and Frances feel like it.'
âI'm sure we will.' Oliver slipped back the cards. He turned the pages, some typed, some handwritten, others with more postcards pasted on, and began to read.
Robert sipped his red wine, and watched him: a man with whom he was about to spend a fortnight, a man he barely knew â who, indeed, he had never even met until one Saturday evening a couple of months ago, when he and Claire had driven from leafy Crouch End to leafier Muswell Hill, invited for supper by Claire's old friend from Bristol.
They drew up outside a tall Victorian house in a quiet road off the hill. Early summer evening sunshine streamed through the trees; someone a few doors along was singing near an open window. They locked the car, feeling it almost unnecessary, and walked up to Frances, and Oliver's front door, painted a velvety green, with polished brass.
âAll very nice,' said Robert, holding the Beaujolais, looking about him. âA little too nice, perhaps?'
âStop it.' Claire was ringing the upper bell. They waited, ready to smile.
Footsteps came running down the stairs, and the door was opened by Frances, in black linen trousers and cream silk sleeveless shirt. Claire kissed her, sensing that tense and edgy manner once again, and introduced Robert; they followed her up the stairs. Inside the flat, in a large, sash-windowed sitting-room, a tall man was standing at bookshelves with his back to them.
âOliver?' said Frances.
He turned as they all came into the room, but not immediately. There was, for a perceptible moment or two, a silence which threatened a difficult evening, a silence in which Robert unhesitatingly transferred himself and Claire out into the car again and home, to a startled babysitter, supper in the garden and an early night for once. Or they could take advantage of the babysitter and go out for a meal, just the two of them. God, that would be a relief.
Frances was making introductions: he brought himself back in a hurry. Oliver was greeting them, shaking hands, offering drinks, taking the Beaujolais with thanks. He was almost as dark as Claire, with thick curly hair, and wore glasses, heavily rimmed. He towered over all of them, and as he poured drinks and handed them round he became, unequivocally, the perfect host, as if that perceptible silence had never been.
They sat down on comfortable sofas, their feet on lovely rugs; they admired the room, with its watercolours, its one or two oils, the windows with the trees beyond catching the evening sun, the shelves of art books, novels, poetry. They began to relax, drinks going down nicely and conversation taking off. Watching what began to seem now rather an interesting couple, in this beautiful room, Robert remembered, suddenly, that Frances and Oliver had a child.
Even as he thought it â so perhaps he had already heard the noises, quite out of place amongst the paintings, the little bronze figures on the mantelpiece, the low table piled with recent hardbacks â the door was pushed open and a boy appeared, a big, gap-toothed boy in pyjamas, tousle-haired. Frances and Oliver stiffened, only a little, barely noticeably, but Robert did notice: it was, somehow, more than the ordinary mild annoyance any parent might feel when an evening with grown-ups was interrupted.
âFrances? Mum? Can I have a drink?'
âYou can get yourself a drink,' said Frances, and introduced him. âThis is Tom. He's supposed to be in bed.'
Robert and Claire made understanding murmurs â children, hopeless, theirs were just the same at this age. Still were. Tom hovered, looking at them, grinning hello; he made a little noise at the back of his throat and cleared it.
âGo on,' said Frances. âYour beaker's in the bathroom.'
He shifted from one foot to the other. âI felt a bit funny, just now.'
âGoodnight, Tom,' said Oliver.
He went. They heard him climb more stairs to a bathroom and run a tap; they heard him, making noises, go back to his bedroom, where he stayed. Oliver poured more drinks. Frances excused herself, and went to the kitchen; she summoned them, not long afterwards, to a small, candlelit dining-room, hung with green-striped wallpaper. Robert looked at it all and marvelled. Perhaps it was different with only one, but even so. Where did the child keep his toys? Where did he play? Meanwhile, Claire, getting into her stride, was pressing for details. Oliver, pouring wine, and Frances, passing dishes, described Tom's school â not good enough â and his day: dropped off by each of them in turn, on alternate days, picked up by a child-minder, collected usually by Frances, at half-past six, or thereabouts, depending on work.
The conversation turned to work, and there, for quite a while it stayed, moving from Claire's school to Robert's office, and thence to the plight of both education and housing in the current climate. Publishing, Oliver assured them, refilling their glasses, was not immune, though so far he had been lucky. Frances, too. He became drily entertaining, describing his job as senior editor in an academic publishing house even Robert had heard of, where Frances had worked for a while, and where they had met.