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First published in the UK by Robinson, an imprint of Constable & Robinson, 2010

Copyright © E. Henry Thripshaw, 2010 (unless otherwise indicated)

The right of E. Henry Thripshaw to be identified as the author of this work has been asserted by him in accordance with the Copyright, Designs & Patents Act 1988.

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UK ISBN 978-1-84901-055-9

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First published in the United States in 2010 by Running Press Book Publishers
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AUTHOR'S NOTE
 

Congratulations on buying the special “bad taste” edition of this book. You have chosen wisely. No depth has been left unplumbed, no barrel unscraped, no bar unlowered to bring you this epic collection of xxx-rated jokes.

There is little or no inoffensive material in this book, apart from a few bland acknowledgments and as they only appear in this opening introduction you are almost past them now. The book itself is printed on non-recycled paper from non-renewable sources, hand bound and printed using very cheap third world labour, the pages glued into place using gelatin from rendered donkey hides and flown thousands of miles to a bookshop near you, thus achieving a carbon footprint at least fifteen times larger than normal for a book even of this size. By the simple act of buying this unnecessarily fat volume, thus increasing the risk of a reprint, you can congratulate yourself upon joining the ranks of some of the worst carbon polluters on the planet.

Finally, I would like to thank the Royal Family for giving me access to the Windsor joke archive, especially their large collection of gratuitously offensive racist material. A special personal thanks also of course to HRH the Duke of Edinburgh for his fine Diana jokes. It was also a great honour to have been one of the first non-royals ever to have set eyes upon the Saxe Coburg Gotha dirty joke archive, which I spent many happy hours poring over, although, alas, the legendary Queen Mary “fisting joke” proved elusive.

In short, something to offend everyone, I hope.

E. Henry Thripshaw (Colonel)

 
CONTENTS
 

Aardvarks

Abortions

Accidents

Acne

Adam and Eve

Advertisements

Advice

Afterlife

Agony Aunts

Agoraphobia

AIDS

Air Travel

Aliens

Al-Qaeda

Alzheimer’s

America and Americans

Amish

Amputees

Anal Sex

Animals

Anne Frank

Anniversaries

Arabs

Australians

Assassins

Autism

Autopsies

Bankers

Bar Jokes

Bears

The Beatles

Bereavement

Bestiality

Birds

Blindness

Blondes

Breasts

Brothels

Builders

Burns Victims

Canadians

Cancer

Cannibals

Cars

Cats

Chavs

Childbirth

China and the Chinese

Christmas

Church

Cinema

Cliff Richard

Comas

Contraception

Cosmetic Surgery

Courts

Cowboys

Cremation

Cricket

Crime

Dead Celebrities

Deafness

Dentists

Desert Islands

Diarrhoea

Dining Out

Disability

Divorce

DIY

Doctors

Dogs

Drowning

Drugs

Drunks

Ducks

Dyslexia

Eating Disorders

Economists

Elephants

Englishmen

Epilepsy

Essex Girls

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