Tickle His Pickle: Your Hands-On Guide to Penis Pleasing (24 page)

Has this crossed your mind? Strap-ons are designed to hold a dildo upright and rigid against your pubic bone. This enables you to penetrate your lover from behind, which can give him incredible prostate orgasms, and offer you the feeling of sexual authority—which can be very fulfilling and rewarding

Sadie
Sez:

Et tu?
Every anal technique above, with the exception of prostate pleasure, will work for you, too. Interested? You know who to ask!

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A
hhh. Soft music. Soft candlelight. Soft breeze. Then, at the very height of passion...soft penis.

If a guy’s little head can tell his big head what to do, watch how frazzled your guy becomes when he learns it doesn’t work the other way around.

The truth is, penis mishaps. misfires and miscues affect every guy at one time or another. But the moment it happens to your guy, it can be an earth-shattering event.

Not-So-Easy To Be Hard

Since it’s impossible for women to know how it feels to get an erection, it’s even tougher to relate to losing one. It’s something like trying to play a game of pool with a piece of rope.

Impotence—the inability to get or keep a good solid erection—can be caused by the body, the mind, or both. It can be rooted in depression, guilt, stress, anger or chronic illness. It can also be a result of street drugs or prescription drugs, alcohol, tobacco, advancing age—or even sitting too long on a bicycle seat.

Impotence is more common than you think. This means that at some point in your life, this deflator of sexual self-confidence will strike the guy you’re with. The good news? In almost all guys, erections can be restored. So don’t panic.

What Do You Do When He Goes Soft?

No matter what excuse he’s muttering, fears and anxieties are undoubtedly racing through his mind, making it even harder for him to get, um, hard. Your best bet is to take a break to distract him and reestablish your connection. Tell him it’s okay. Kiss. Cuddle. Keep the mood light. Relieve any guilt. Relax. And don’t put any pressure on him to get hard again.

Then try this:

Play lovingly with his penis and balls, with no expectations. Touch lightly. Squeeze and release. Stroke with lube. Kiss him deeply.

Admire him and his penis, and whisper adoring words. Tell him how good he makes you fee!—without pressure or expectation his erection will return.

Take his soft penis in your mouth. Even if this doesn’t bring back a full erection, it will still feel warm and very nice.

Move on to something playful...like light spanking
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If he doesn’t get hard that day, try again another day. Never show disappointment, frustration or anger. He’s a man—not a machine—with no control over his penis right now. Take the time to show him that he’s much more to you than just a warm body part.

If the quality of his erections becomes an ongoing issue, try talking about it—openly and honestly—and be supportive of each other, especially if you don’t know what’s causing it. Then suggest he find out more by talking to a doctor, urologist or therapist.

Sadie Sez:

Call in the understudy.
As a great relief for both of you, pull out your dildo or vibrator, and let him take care of you till his erection comes back. He should be happy to finish you off!

Pop A Pill—Get An Erection

For the first time in history, a guy can actually pop a pill and temporarily overcome impotence—without herbs, implants, pumps or voodoo.

Today’s erectile dysfunction pills send blood to the penis, dilating the blood vessels when there is sexual stimulation. The blood is then sealed inside the penis, and
voila!,
a welcome erection.

If your guy decides to try one of them, keep in mind it’s not an aphrodisiac, not a cure-all and there may be side effects. Read the literature carefully.