Tickle His Pickle: Your Hands-On Guide to Penis Pleasing (27 page)

See Chapter 9
for more safety tips on backdoor play.

Be Clean. Be Safe. Be Happy.

Be sure to include these easy sexplay tips to keep you healthy:

Wash up.
Don’t introduce germs from the outside world onto and into your most sensitive private parts. Before anyone touches anything, wash hands with soap and warm water. If he’s uncircumcised, encourage him to wash under his foreskin—every day.

Clean your toys.
Before and after each use, wash your toys with water and antibacterial soap or an adult toy cleanser. This will help prevent bacterial and yeast infections. You can sterilize silicone and glass dildos in boiling water for five minutes, or wash them on the top rack in your dishwasher. Dry your washed toys completely before storing them, or for the safest results, let them air-dry.

Examine your toys.
Check your toys carefully for sharp edges that can scrape, or splits that can hide bacteria. If you improvise your toys, double check that they’re sturdy and won’t break off inside either of you.

Clean your room.
Toss all towels you use for after-sex wash-up right into the laundry, or simply use tissues. Wash all bedsheets after you’ve messed them up, too.

AfterPlay

C
ongratulations! You’re on the verge of graduating from Penis School. Just one more little detail before you can receive your Penis PhD...

Ravish your guy’s penis.

Select an evening this week to spring your sexy surprise. Rivet his attention back on you. Revel in his rising passion. Rejoice till the very last drop.

After all, you deserve all the romance, affection and pleasure you’ll get in return!

X’s and 0’s.

Sadie

P.S. Let me hear from you! Share your tickled pickle tales with me. And if I use your story or technique in my next book, I’ll send you an autographed copy, along with a very special toy!

Write to me at
ticklekitty.com
or
Tickle Kitty. 3701 Sacramento Street # 107. San Francisco. CA 94118 USA

Special Thanks

To all my friends and peers who helped—you’re the BEST:

Demetra Stevens
—my straight-up bad-ass slickster, I knew I could count on you.
Mark Supachana—we’re
gonna hit that million book mark yet!
Bo
Pezulllo—my loyal supporter, I adore you, xoxo BoBo.
Shelly Campbell & Michael Robles-
my horny friends who contributed a “load.”
Jady Smith
—a beauty-ful star with shining input—thanks for a great job on my hair and makeup for the cover!
Darlene
Vidmar-a true home party expert.
Lisa Mazurek
—great tips and tricks inside!
Elizabeth Turecki
—killer stuff, girl!
Dr. Bruce Bakkar
—I’m spreading your message! Vajra Haha—tkk!ed to have your Tantric touch!
Dave
Guingona—no cold hands, BABY! Rick Sicurella—always there for me, you’re the best.
Catherine Duperret. AdriaAvilia
and
Anthony Brown
—my faithful posse...it’s vacation time!
Adam
Carolla—your penis quote ROCKS!
Sue
Johanson—you truly inspire me, thanks for the great quote and your continued belief in me.
Kristin Lippel &
“J”—!ove you always. Randy Gulliver—thanks for all you do.
The “Bob & Tom” Family
—my sincerest thanks for believing in me and helping me grow.

To my
family-without
you,
I
wouldn’t be where
I am
today:

Jason, Justin, Joshua &
Jazmin—you’re
the BEST.
Thanks for your unconditional love! Mom—thanks for everything you do for me. I love you.

And my deepest thanks to the Tickle Kitty All-Stars:

Richard G.
Martinez—You come through like a champ every time. You’re an absolute genius with your creative direction and dazzling designs. No one could ever top your work.

Rich Lippman
—your editorial work and research ability were outstanding, especially since the only penis you’ve ever touched is your own!

Steve
Lee—you’re the BEST illustrator! From female masturbation techniques to sex toys to dicks ’n licks...you always come through with amazing speed and outstanding representations.

Thank you all.