Tickle His Pickle: Your Hands-On Guide to Penis Pleasing (23 page)

Sadie Sez:

Buttplay boosters.
Always stimulate his penis with a primo hand- or blowjob while you’re playing with his butt. It’ll make the whole experience feel better, as you blend the euphoric sensations of buttplay with the erotic sensations of the blowjob. If he was apprehensive about it beforehand, this will help calm his fears.

Once you’re inside about an inch, stay perfectly still so he can get used to this new erotic sensation. Keep stroking his penis. Then, ever so slowly, move in a little , further, curving your finger with the natural curve of his canal, and begin in-‘n-out pleasure. Remember: play with his penis at all times during buttplay. Proceed with your first-class blowjob, or switch to a primo handjob!

Level 3: Planet P-Spot—Warp Drive

Now he’s ready for the best in buttplay.
Slowly
begin searching with your index finger, fingerprint side-up, a little further into his anus along the upper wall. As soon as your knuckle disappears inside, start feeling around for a firm, round bulb that feels like the end of your nose—that’s his prostate!

Now start making slow, gentle come hither-type curling motions with your finger—just like you’re ticking him under his chin. Then focus on his reactions, and ask whether the motion would feel better harder, softer, faster or slower. You’ll know you’ve got it right when his legs spread wider, his breathing gets faster, he’s riding your finger—and if he’s a vocal guy, he starts vocalizing.

Rimming

What happens when he feels the sensation of the tip of your tongue on the rim of his anus? Nirvana!

After plenty of heated foreplay, slide your tongue in between his butt-cheeks and get creative! Ravish him by going round ’n round, and keep stimulating him by flicking soft and slow, or lick him with your full-on tongue.Try slight probing with the very tip, pressing into him like you’re ringing a doorbell. Don’t forget to pleasure him with your hand, too. For a real thrill, spread his cheeks wide apart for uninhibited access.

Here’s how to perform world-class analingus with all the sensations and none of the risk! Slip into the kitchen and tear off a large piece of plastic wrap. Generously lube up his anus, and place the wrap across his bottom, pressing a single layer into his crevice. Now let your tongue roam free. If you don’t care for the non-taste of the wrap, you can coat the tongue side with something tastier, like fruit-flavored lube. You can also use dental dams (see Appendix).

Butt Pleasure Toys

In addition to tried-and-true dildos and vibrators, consider these other terrific toys designed especially for the butt. They come in tiny shapes and sizes (even a lifelike finger), all the way to XXX-large! Start small, and move up in size over time.

Caution:
Any toy you insert into his butt should have a long handle or a flared base, so it doesn’t get sucked inside where you
can’t
easily get it out.

Plugs

Put ‘em in—and leave ’em in. Butt plugs all have a similar shape—narrow at the base, thickest in the middle, and narrowest on top. The flared base prevents the plug from sliding up inside and disappearing.

Designed to stay still inside (rather than be pushed in and out), butt plugs do more than give a feeling of fullness while they condition the anus for more fun—they also intensify his sensations at the moment of orgasm.

Tip:
To relax his anus for easier insertion, try a vibrating butt plug. Then hand him the remote so he can control the vibration speed—just like he controls the TV clicker!

Beads

Many men and women enjoy the feeling of the anus opening and closing around these smooth orgasm-enhancing beads. Just pre-insert a strand of lubed beads into his anus, then slowly pull them out with each orgasmic contraction.

Note:
Cotton cord anal beads are for one-time use only, since they can store bacteria, even after washing. Try nylon or silicone cords instead.

Sadie Sez:

Bead smooth.
Before using plastic beads, always examine them thoroughly for any sharp edges that may need filing and smoothing.

Vibrating Anal-Ts

These innovative toys are designed to seek out your guy’s prostate—and bring him to orgasm—because they’re curved just right to land an exciting vibration just where he wants it.

Sadie Sez:

A sexy trick.
Place a clean Anal-T inside your own backdoor during intercourse and he’ll feel the vibrating tip inside on his penis with each stroke!

Strap-On Harnesses

He may be surprised—and you may be delighted—that sales of harnesses are booming among heterosexual couples all
over America!