Authors: Bathroom Readers Institute
|Uncle John’s Unstoppable Bathroom Reader|
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Uncle John’s Unstoppable Bathroom Reader
Bathroom Readers Institute
Bathroom Readers’ Press
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Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader
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. We continued to send gift certificates; he continued to buy
. When he passed away last year, my mom gave me his collection. He had 7. Since then, I’ve started buying more volumes. My son, Mitchell, even bought
Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader For Kids Only
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UNCLE JOHN’S UNSTOPPABLE
Copyright © 2003 by The Bathroom Readers’ Press (a division of Portable Press). All rights reserved. No part of this book may be used or reproduced in any manner whatsoever without written permission, except in the case of brief quotations embodied in critical articles or reviews. “Bathroom Reader” and “Bathroom Readers’ Institute” are registered trademarks of Baker & Taylor. All rights reserved.
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The Bathroom Readers’ Institute,
P.O. Box 1117, Ashland, OR 97520
Cover design by Michael Brunsfeld,
San Rafael, CA (
BRI “technician” on back cover: Larry Kelp.
Unstoppable Bathroom Reader
by The Bathroom Readers’ Institute
E-book edition: February 2012
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“What’s the Number for 911 Again?,” © 2001 by Leland H. Gregory. Visit
for actual, stupid 911 calls as well as to purchase his audio CD,
, and his previous book,
What’s the Number for 911?
Used by permission from the author and Andrews McMeel Publishing, 4520 Main St., Kansas City, MO 64111.
The Bathroom Readers’ Institute sincerely thanks the people whose advice and assistance made this book possible.
Jolly Jeff Cheek
Marley & Catie Pratt
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THE BRI HONOR ROLL
(Our most diligent contributors
Steve Sutherland • Jim de Graff • Aaron Allermann • Nate Nathanson Shari Mikaelsson • Richard Cranston II • Beth Scribble • Dean Bliss David Crumpler • Max L. Israel • Sara Cole • Artemio Visaya Richard Staples • And a special thanks to Eddie Deezen
Hiya Sophie! Hiya Jessie!
Because the BRI understands your reading needs, we’ve divided the contents by length as well as subject.
—a quick read
—2 to 3 pages
Long—for those extended visits, when something a little more involved is required
—for those leg-numbing experiences